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Saturday, February 27, 2021

WandaVision's Sitcom Theme Finally Explained

If you haven't been watching "WandaVision" on Disney+ there are a couple likely reasons: you don't subscribe to Disney+, you don't like Marvel or you think that the show's slapstick sitcom theme looked stupid.

Believe me. I hear you. Initially, I didn't want anything to do with "WandaVision" because I'm generally not a fan of sitcoms, and I thought that the trailer and promotional spots leading up to the debut episode didn't do the show any favors. I've since changed my stance, as you can read in my "First Impressions" blog, and I've actually thoroughly enjoyed "WandaVision," for the most part. Admittedly, not all episodes have been home runs, but if you've been patient enough to stick with it, I think the show has taken the Marvel Cinematic Universe in an interesting direction that sets future movies and programming down a very interesting path.

If you're still not sold on the idea because you're either hesitant to start watching in the first place or because you watched the first episode or two and hated the black-and-white shenanigans, some good news came in Episode 8. They finally explained what was up with all the sitcoms.

Be warned: major spoilers for "WandaVision" will follow, so, as always, only keep reading if you're caught up with the show or truly don't care.


Episode 8 ("Previously On") took a break from the set-in-a-sitcom scenario in which "WandaVision" has typically taken place, and instead, as the name suggests, featured a series of flashbacks into Wanda's life, as a potential means of explaining how she developed the immense power it took to create the fictional suburbia of Westview.

We came to learn that TV time with the family was a meaningful aspect of life in the Maximoff home. Wartime Sokovia was a pretty depressing place. I mean, at one point, Mrs. Maximoff looks out the window and sees a shootout taking place in the streets right below their apartment. Taking time as a family to sit down and laugh at the television was a good way to not only take their minds off the violence but also practice their English.

During the first flashback, a case of DVDs is shown, with the following TV series inside:

  • Bewitched
  • I Love Lucy
  • Malcolm in the Middle
  • I Dream of Jeannie
  • The Addams Family
  • Who's the Boss?
Ultimately, the family decides to watch an old re-run of "The Dick Van Dyke Show."

Later on in Episode 8, Wanda is shown at the Age of Ultron HYDRA facility, re-watching an episode of "The Brady Bunch." In another flashback, which would have likely taken place around the time of Captain America: Civil War, Wanda (and later, Vision) get a few laughs out of an episode of "Malcolm in the Middle." Wanda uses this moment to teach Vision about slapstick comedy.

Other sitcoms that have been heavily parodied throughout the course of Season 1 include "Full House" (Episode 5) and "Modern Family" (Episode 7), as well as the theme from "The Munsters," which influenced the catchiest song of the season during one major reveal.

Episode 8 shows Wanda arriving in Westview, a place where she planned on moving with Vision so they could grow old together, and collapsing from grief (not unlike what she did after the death of her brother in Age of Ultron) as she realized that their goal was now unattainable. The radiating burst of "Chaos Magic" somewhat unintentionally turned Westview into Wanda's ideal version of the classic American neighborhood, based on the old TV shows that helped her deal with a tough childhood, growing up.

*****

So there you have it. Does that help the show make any more sense? Are you liking "WandaVision"? Still hating it? I have a couple ex-coworkers who are die-hard Marvel fans - like, everything-Marvel-touches-turns-to-gold-and-DC-sucks-worse-than-anything die-hard Marvel fans - and I've been surprised to hear that they're still not sold on this show. Crazy.

What have been your favorite sitcom references and Easter eggs so far? What are your theories and hot takes? And don't tell me you knew it was Agatha All Along, because I had never heard that name until literally the night before Episode 7, so if you tell me you knew that the entire time, I simply don't believe you.

Oh, also, if anyone knows where Dottie is or what she's been up to, let me know because... #WheresDottie?

Anyway, let us know what you think in the comments section below, on Twitter (here and here) or look me up on Facebook.

Until next time,

Sunday, February 7, 2021

Super Bowl LV prop bets

 

PICK THE WINNER & SCORE

Who will win the Super Bowl? (3 points)

  •  Kansas City Chiefs
  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Predict the final score (Difference within 5 points: 5; Within 10 points: 3; Greater than 10 points: 1)

  • _______ - _______


PRE-GAME

Will the National Anthem be longer or shorter than it was last year (1:50)? (1 point)

  • Shorter
  • Longer

What will be the result of the coin toss? (1 point)

  • Heads
  • Tails


FOOTBALL GAME

Which team will score first? (1 point)

  • Kansas City Chiefs
  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Which type of scoring play will occur first?

  • 1 point:
    • Rushing TD
    • Passing TD
  • 3 points:
    • Field Goal
  • 5 points:
    • Defensive/Special Teams

Which quarterback will have more passing yards? (1 point)

  • Patrick Mahomes
  • Tom Brady

Will either team attempt a trick play? (1 point)

  • Yes
  • No

How many combined turnovers will occur during the game? (1 point)

  • 0-2 turnovers
  • 3 or more turnovers

Will both teams, combined, score more rushing TDs or passing TDs? (1 point)

  • Rushing TDs
  • Passing TDs

Will the winning team dump Gatorade on their coach? If so, what color will it be?

  • 1 point:
    • Red
    • Blue
  • 3 points:
    • Any other color
    • No Gatorade/Not shown

Will the MVP of the game be an offensive or defensive player? (1 point)

  • Offensive
  • Defensive

Who will the MVP thank first? (1 point)

  • Friends/Family
  • Teammates/Coaches
  • God

COMMERCIALS

The first commercial for a streaming service will be by… (1 point)

  • Netflix
  • Any other company

The first superhero to be shown in a commercial will be… (1 point)

  • Marvel
  • Other
The first commercial about food will be by... (1 point)
  • McDonald's
  • Any other company

Will there be at least 3 commercials with talking animals? (1 point)

  • Yes
  • No

Will Jimmy Fallon appear in a Super Bowl commercial at any point? (1 point)

  • Yes
  • No

Will any commercial ever specifically state that it is a “Super Bowl commercial”? (1 point)

  • Yes
  • No


HALFTIME SHOW / MISCELLANEOUS

What color will The Weeknd’s shoes be? (1 point)

  • White
  • Any other color

When will The Weeknd sing his hit song “Blinding Lights”? (1 point)

  • First
  • At any other point

How many times will President Joe Biden be mentioned during the game? (1 point)

  • Once or less
  • Twice or more

Will either of the commentators be wearing a striped tie? (1 point)

  • Yes
  • No


FINAL RESULTS

____ out of 35 maximum points

Friday, February 5, 2021

Ready Player Two: An Underground Review

 


The year was 2015, I think. I had signed up for this pop culture subscription service called Loot Crate. Essentially, they send you a grab-bag of pop culture stuff once a month. You don't know what you're getting until you open it, generally. Although my membership was short-lived, they did send me a couple good things - most notably a Batman/Joker Funko Pop and the book Ready Player One, which I had heard was basically the end-all, be-all of pop culture literature.

On the public's recommendation alone, I gave the book a try and largely enjoyed it. The book pays homage to movies and TV shows galore with non-stop tributes to the 1980s, from start to finish. The main thing I had a problem with as I read was that there were a lot of extended references to things that I wasn't familiar with, such as a prolonged quest where a Willy Wonka-esque Easter egg hunt sends Wade Watts, the main character, into a Matthew Broderick movie that I've never seen (but I've recently added "War Games" to my Netflix list, so maybe I'll get around to it one day). There are also a plethora of nods to Dungeons & Dragons in the book, a corner of geekdom into which I've never so much as stepped a foot, so some of that stuff was a bit hard to digest. Overall, though, it was a pretty good book that I would say that I enjoyed.

After what seemed like years of "will they/won't they" rumors on the Internet, they finally produced a "Ready Player One" film adaptation in 2018 - directed by Steven Spielberg, no less! If nothing else, the fact that they were granted the rights to use so many iconic characters, locations and vehicles in the same movie was truly a marvel, and I applaud them for that. I really enjoyed the movie, which I was able to see in a theater full of nerds, as a member of the FanX Salt Lake Comic Convention staff. Watching that movie with so many people who genuinely appreciated the tiny references to movies we loved was a blast. They did change several aspects of the book (for instance, "The Shining" quest was new for the big screen, and there was a major character death that was omitted, as well), so it was a little different than what I was expecting, but I thought they did a solid job. I'll also say this: I liked the movie more than the book.

I had hoped for a sequel to the story. With so much entertainment history out there, particularly for my generation of '80s and '90s kids, certainly, author Ernest Cline would have a million ways he could go with it if he ever chose to do so. Last year, in 2020 (it's still hard to believe that was only a year ago!), I saw a news headline on Facebook that mentioned that there actually was going to be a sequel. Ready Player Two. Awesome. And it was coming out around my birthday. Even better! The release date couldn't come soon enough. I wanted to get my hands on that thing and hop back into the OASIS.

The time came, and I did read it. For those of you who, like I was, are curious as to what the see what a sequel might look like or whether or not it would be any good, I'm here to give you a good, old-fashioned book report, just like I did in school. And, like I'm sure I tried to do in school, I'll try to keep it brief and relatively spoiler-free. I won't give away any of the juicy stuff, anyway. I'll just give you a little rundown of the plot, then tell you whether I thought it was worth my time.

Just in case, here's this:


What's it about?

Ready Player Two picks up shortly after Wade Watts, the nostalgia-obsessed protagonist of Ready Player One, won the massive Easter egg hunt in the first book, granting him ownership of Gregarioius Simulation Systems - the virtual reality mega-corporation previously owned by the now-deceased billionaire James Halliday - and its limitless VR playground, the OASIS. Winning that contest was, literally, Wade's life's work, and now he and his friends, Art3mis, Aech and Shoto (with whom Wade decided to share ownership of his new company) have a whole lot more to worry about than memorizing every line of classic '80s movies.

Early on in the book, Watts and the remaining members of his "High Five" gamer clan buy out their competition and funnel their resources into the development of new and more advanced technology -- namely, the OASIS Neural Interface - a state-of-the-art virtual reality headset that provides an experience so realistic for their users that they can now feel everything they see on screen.

These new "ONI" headsets provide such an enthralling new adventure for gamers that a new fad emerges: people begin to record and upload their day-to-day experiences to the cloud for other users to download. Say you wanted to know what it was like for George Clooney to eat breakfast? No problem. It's just a click away. Never been to Disneyland? Download another ONI user's recording and you'll be there in an instant. Want to be a woman? Want to be a man? Want to relive the moment you were, um, conceived by your parents - or the moment your mother gave birth to you... as your mother?? The ONI has got you covered! Needless to say, the ONI can get a little freaky, and its hyper-addictive nature raises quite a few moral and ethical dilemmas for those living in this dystopian view of the future.

When Wade and his friends are forced to crack down on what, exactly, is ok and what isn't, what's safe and what shouldn't be allowed, it causes a rift between the newly rich and famous "High Five," particularly between Wade and his (now ex-) girlfriend Art3mis, to the point that their relationship may not be salvageable.

But bigger problems arise when the ONI gets so big and so populated that a brand new Easter egg hunt is automatically triggered by the late Halliday. A new riddle appears for all OASIS users, sending the gamers into a frenzy, searching for seven shards of the "Siren's Soul" - a reference, quite possibly, to a controversial person from Halliday's past.

As the heir to Halliday's fortune and the winner of the previous contest, Wade immediately takes center stage in this book, as his insatiable appetite for victory consumes his every waking moment. What ensues is another whirlwind quest to track down these mysterious shards and, simultaneously, decide the fate of the OASIS itself.

How mature is the content?

I couldn't quite remember the specifics about how family-friendly the first book was, but I learned early on in Player Two that this was not a book for children. Cline is not shy about his use of the F-word in this installment, so think twice before you go, "Hey, 10-year-old son, you like video games, you'll probably love this book!" Profanity is typically, in my opinion, a sign of unintelligence, so the way Wade and his counterparts express their frustration in the face of intense challenges was a bother for me.

Another thing that stuck out to me as, probably, the worst part of the book was that Cline several times expounds upon the dark, dark stuff that people could do on the ONI. Specifically, he mentions that some of the most popular downloads from the cloud are sexual in nature, going so far as to say that, if that's what you're into, you can do it as any gender with as many people as you want, with no consequences. I get it. People are into that stuff. But Cline really spells it out - and he does it more than once, almost to the letter. It's as if the editor didn't catch the fact that there are nearly identical paragraphs in it during two separate parts of the book. I almost thought about going back to see if some of the sentences were duplicated but didn't care enough to go through with it.

On a somewhat similar note, there are some liberal social commentaries about gender identity and gender and race equality that Cline uses to bash the reader over the head a few times. For instance, one minor character is sort of inexplicably transgender. In another portion of the book, Aech (a Black lesbian) takes the time to comment on how there are no characters of color in The Lord of the Rings. I won't get on my soapbox about that stuff, but that stuff came off as pushy, pandering and, at times, a bit cringe-worthy, in my opinion. Trying too hard. That's all.

Is the book any good?

Not unlike the first book, readers who enjoyed Ready Player One will be happy to know that pop culture references are practically dripping off the pages, which is fun for fans of movies, music, television and retro video games. However, this does come with somewhat of a price, as it occasionally feels like good dialogue is sacrificed for the sake of having a character quote an obscure song lyric. It sometimes gets a little silly, and it probably got more than a couple eye-rolls out of me as I read.

Despite there being a bit less of a focus on Dungeons & Dragons in the second book, the running presence of old school tabletop campaigns still prevails, which is a bit polarizing. If you're into D&D (and there's nothing wrong with that), you'll love that stuff, but if Dungeon Masters and the like aren't up your alley, a lot of that stuff will be way over your head.

As I mentioned earlier about the first book, several large chunks of Ready Player One weren't home runs for me because of my unfamiliarity with the subject material, and that's still a bit of an issue in the sequel. I won't completely ruin the surprises here, but there were chapters that got a bit tedious for me because I didn't care to know every single detail of some of the characters they encountered.

Granted, if Cline, who is a big fan of the Back to the Future movies, did a quest about Marty McFly and the Flux Capacitor, or if there was a mission about Weezer's Green Album, I'd eat that stuff up! Unfortunately, there were just three or four of the main quests in Wade's second treasure hunt that didn't quite hit my pop culture sweet spot. But if you're into John Hughes' complete filmography, early-early-early Sega Genesis and obscure J.R.R. Tolkien, you're in for a treat.

Another thing about the main quests in Player Two is that they sometimes seem dragged out. For instance, Cline might take one chapter to explain how Wade discovers where to go next, one chapter to describe what the destination is like once he gets there, the next 20 pages to plot out Wade's plan, then another chapter to take the reader step-by-step through the "boss battle." In several parts of this book, it felt like process that was about two chapters too long.

Something else to keep in mind is that Google is not always your friend. Because these books have so many specific references to actual characters or places from pop culture, I was curious to find out if one particular character was lifted from a movie or something that I hadn't seen yet. It turns out, he wasn't - and I accidentally found a somewhat important spoiler for Googling his name. Whoops. Thankfully, that revelation was made probably a third of the way into the book, so it's not like I unintentionally ruined the ending prematurely.

After I finished the book last night, I looked up a review from another website (which I will purposely leave unattributed). Their review was not very favorable, and one of the things they mentioned was that Wade Watts is not a very likable character in his second go-around. I think that's a pretty valid argument to be made. He's often not a very good friend, his fortune has sort of made him an elitist jerk and he frequently comes off, in the second book, as really "emo" and moody. A crybaby, at times. It's not that I was rooting against him, but it just kind of feels like saying, "I hope Bill Gates wins the lottery." I don't know.

Conclusion

In the end, I did enjoy Ready Player Two, as a fan of the first book and the movie adaptation. I would say that it's probably not as fun as the first book, though. The first book and the movie were all about the freedom and exploration of the OASIS - how cool it would be to live in a virtual world where you could literally do whatever you wanted - but the second book takes on a more serious tone. Player Two is more about the immense responsibility and burden that Wade has to shoulder with this new form of technology. Technology can be a very powerful, scary thing. I told my wife early on, "This is not going to end well." The sequel asks the questions: What would happen if this power fell into the wrong hands, and what would the consequences be if such capabilities were misused by those who controlled it?

It's certainly a thought-provoking concept, and there are some really fun highlights along the way for those who grew up with the reference material; the book just might be hard to digest for those who fall outside of the target demographic.

Rating

3 out of 5 stars


*****


There you have it! Have you read Ready Player Two? If so, we'd love to chat with you about it. If you haven't picked it up yet, we hope this review will leave you more well-informed about whether you'd like it! Either way, let us know what you think! Leave your thoughts in the comments section below, follow us on Twitter (here and here) or reach out through Facebook.

Until next time.

Tuesday, February 2, 2021

Playstation Wrap-up 2020

At long last, Playstation has released personalized statistics for the year on 2020. (See yours here, through March 2, 2021!) They had done so at the end of 2019, so I was curious as to whether they'd do it again. After a month of wondering, my prayers were answered this morning.

Listen, 2020 featured a global pandemic, my shifting to working from home, as well as six weeks of paternity leave, so I was stuck at home most of the year and I spent quite a bit of time playing video games. I would be ashamed, but hey - I was stuck at home like the rest of you. It's not like I could go outside and do anything. Being the stat freak that I am, I love crap like this. No regrets.

More than anything else, I'm just blogging about this so I have the information in writing somewhere where it's not going to expire. Join me, if you will, for a look back on my year in gaming.


Games Played:


One of the first games I played in 2020 was the remastered PS4 version of "Ghostbusters: The Video Game." That, coincidentally was one of the first games I ever played on the Playstation 3, years ago. Over the past year, I played a wide array of games, from sports games to third-person, all the way to farming and city-building simulators, there was certainly a lot of variety in my entertainment. Playstation officially reports that I played 59 different games last year, but here are 20 of my favorites:

  • Stardew Valley (PS4)
  • Far Cry Primal (PS4)
  • Mass Effect 3 (PS3)
  • LEGO Marvel Super Heroes 2 (PS4)
  • Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance (PS4 remaster)
  • NBA 2K20 (PS4)
  • Kingdom Hearts III (PS4)
  • MLB The Show 20 (PS4)
  • Back to the Future: The Game (PS4)
  • Mass Effect: Andromeda (PS4)
  • Cities: Skylines (PS4)
  • The Outer Worlds (PS4)
  • Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2 (PS4 remaster)
  • Marvel's Avengers (PS4)
  • Red Dead Redemption 2 (PS4)
  • Fallout 3 (PS3)
  • Star Wars: Squadrons (PS4)
  • Astro's Playroom (PS5)
  • Marvel's Spider-man: Miles Morales (PS5)
  • Planet Coaster (PS5)

Top Games:



Unsurprisingly, MLB The Show 20 topped my list of most frequently played games, just like MLB The Show 19 did the year prior. I have a tendency to put a ton of time into my baseball games, and 2020 was no different.

2020 was also the year where I went through on the promise I made to play through the entire Kingdom Hearts franchise, as I've blogged about several times in the past (you can find all of my previous posts on that subject by clicking here). It comes as no surprise, then, that "Kingdom Hearts - HD 1.5+2.5 Remix" is listed as my second most-played game; I believe that disc had like three games on it, so it spent plenty of time nestled into my PS4 disc drive.

NBA 2K20 rounds out my top three, which is not totally unexpected, as the game's "daily check-in" feature kept me coming back most days for free login rewards - plus, I played the game a ton during NBA season to get my Utah Jazz fix.

Other games that clocked a ton of hours but didn't crack Playstation's "Wrap-up" list likely would have included the following:
  • Stardew Valley
  • LEGO Marvel Super Heroes 2
  • Kingdom Hearts III
  • Assassin's Creed Syndicate (PS4)
  • Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2
  • Batman: Arkham City (PS4 remaster)
  • Red Dead Redemption 2

Total Hours Played:



Wow. 2,419 hours... That's, um, like 100 days of having the Playstation systems booted up. I'll justify it by saying this: Playstation likely logged just that - the number of hours that I had a game running, not the actual amount of time I was physically playing. That means that if I paused a game to eat dinner or turned off the TV to run to the store without logging out of the game, the clock kept ticking.



As far as the number of days played, I can chalk that one up to the aforementioned daily check-ins on NBA 2K. Often times, I would hop on for literally like two minutes to get my login reward, then power the system back down, so I find this stat to be somewhat misleading.

Regardless, if that's the quantity of time I'm spending with my consoles, I'm getting a pretty good return on investment. Thanks, quarantine!


Games like Red Dead Redemption 2, Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (PS4 remaster), Far Cry 3: Classic Edition (PS4) and The Outer Worlds would have been games in the "Action-Adventure" genre, so I spent my fair share of hours shooting 'em up and slashing 'em down, as it were. That's a lot of hours.

Total Trophies:



"Trophies" are in-game achievements and goals, such as "Defeat [X Number] of Enemies," "Beat the Game on Hard Difficulty," "Hit a Home Run with a Player from Each Side of the Plate in the Same Game," and so on and so forth. To say that, in the past several years, I've become more focused on what gamers call "trophy hunting" would be accurate.

Platinum trophies are an indicator that one has completed all the goals for a given game - 100% completion, so to speak. Here are the 15 games for which I obtained the elusive platinum trophy during 2020:
  • Star Wars - Jedi: Fallen Order (PS4)
  • Far Cry Primal
  • The Sims 4 (PS4)
  • WWE SmackDown vs RAW 2010 (PS3)
  • LEGO Marvel Super Heroes 2
  • Monster Jam: Battlegrounds (PS3)
  • Kingdom Hearts III
  • Assassin's Creed Syndicate
  • Far Cry 3: Classic Edition
  • MLB The Show 20
  • WWE 2K20
  • Back to the Future: The Game
  • Fallout 3
  • Need for Speed (PS4)
  • Astro's Playroom
In addition, I also got 100% completion on the following games, which did not have an associated platinum trophy:
  • Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth by Sleep: A Fragmentary Passage
  • AdVenture Capitalist
Hooray for me.

Playstation 5:

As if it were a literal Christmas miracle, I beat the odds and somehow, some way was lucky enough to get my hands on a Playstation 5; it was delivered to me on Christmas Eve. Once it was delivered, I got a chance to play it a handful of times in the final week of 2020, so the sample size is quite small. Nevertheless, Sony provided me some insight, as follows:



Editor's note: There is no way that I got 141 PS5 trophies between December 24 - 31. Not a chance. Not sure where that number came from.

Playstation Plus and Online Gaming:



Playstation Plus is a subscription service that not only allows users to play online against other gamers but also provides several free games each month. In 2020, I took advantage of downloading 19 of those games. Thanks for the savings!

I very rarely play games online (cooperatively or competitively) with others because I don't like getting my butt handed to me by children. However, it looks like I spent seven hours playing the highly divisive, online-only Fallout 76, likely with my brother. It didn't happen often, which is a shame. We had pretty high hopes for that game - hopes that were not entirely fulfilled.

Analysis and Conclusion:

After chatting with some, apparently, judgmental co-workers about these stats, one of them ran my numbers and accused me of playing an average of six and a half hours of Playstation per day last year. He told me not to tell my wife. I subsequently pulled out my calculators and verified his math. It is inconceivable that those numbers are accurate. Granted, there are definitely some days when I play multiple hours of video games, but I definitely did not play an average of six hours per day, every single day of the year - not unless the "hours played" is also counting the number of hours my console was running Netflix and Hulu because I totally got my money's worth out of my streaming service subscriptions during the quarantine.

In conclusion, I'm not sure that one stat is completely accurate, but other than that, at least I feel like I'm getting some good entertainment value out of my Playstations. Everybody has a hobby, right? Nobody would judge me if I said that I read 40 books last year. Reading books, watching shows, playing games... It's all pretty much the same thing, right? My family comes first, but I see nothing wrong with having a little digital entertainment on the side. Judge away, haters.

My video gaming in 2020 took me to outer space, through plenty of classic Disney locations, to the Old West, through a re-imagined continuation of my favorite movie trilogy, to sports arenas across the country (even when COVID wouldn't allow me to watch games in real life) and beyond. I played some incredible games that told fantastic stories and spent a few nights playing others that I wish I wouldn't have. All in all, 2020 will probably go down as the year in which I spent more time playing video games in my entire life. I'd never wish another pandemic upon us, but, during the one that we got last year, at least I made a pretty sizeable dent in my ever-growing backlog of games.

*****

What are your gaming memories from 2020? Which games did you enjoy? Which didn't you care for? Which games are you playing (or looking forward to playing) in 2021? I'd love to get your thoughts in the comments section below, on Twitter (here and here) or, as always, on Facebook.

Until next time.