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Tuesday, February 2, 2021

Playstation Wrap-up 2020

At long last, Playstation has released personalized statistics for the year on 2020. (See yours here, through March 2, 2021!) They had done so at the end of 2019, so I was curious as to whether they'd do it again. After a month of wondering, my prayers were answered this morning.

Listen, 2020 featured a global pandemic, my shifting to working from home, as well as six weeks of paternity leave, so I was stuck at home most of the year and I spent quite a bit of time playing video games. I would be ashamed, but hey - I was stuck at home like the rest of you. It's not like I could go outside and do anything. Being the stat freak that I am, I love crap like this. No regrets.

More than anything else, I'm just blogging about this so I have the information in writing somewhere where it's not going to expire. Join me, if you will, for a look back on my year in gaming.


Games Played:


One of the first games I played in 2020 was the remastered PS4 version of "Ghostbusters: The Video Game." That, coincidentally was one of the first games I ever played on the Playstation 3, years ago. Over the past year, I played a wide array of games, from sports games to third-person, all the way to farming and city-building simulators, there was certainly a lot of variety in my entertainment. Playstation officially reports that I played 59 different games last year, but here are 20 of my favorites:

  • Stardew Valley (PS4)
  • Far Cry Primal (PS4)
  • Mass Effect 3 (PS3)
  • LEGO Marvel Super Heroes 2 (PS4)
  • Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance (PS4 remaster)
  • NBA 2K20 (PS4)
  • Kingdom Hearts III (PS4)
  • MLB The Show 20 (PS4)
  • Back to the Future: The Game (PS4)
  • Mass Effect: Andromeda (PS4)
  • Cities: Skylines (PS4)
  • The Outer Worlds (PS4)
  • Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2 (PS4 remaster)
  • Marvel's Avengers (PS4)
  • Red Dead Redemption 2 (PS4)
  • Fallout 3 (PS3)
  • Star Wars: Squadrons (PS4)
  • Astro's Playroom (PS5)
  • Marvel's Spider-man: Miles Morales (PS5)
  • Planet Coaster (PS5)

Top Games:



Unsurprisingly, MLB The Show 20 topped my list of most frequently played games, just like MLB The Show 19 did the year prior. I have a tendency to put a ton of time into my baseball games, and 2020 was no different.

2020 was also the year where I went through on the promise I made to play through the entire Kingdom Hearts franchise, as I've blogged about several times in the past (you can find all of my previous posts on that subject by clicking here). It comes as no surprise, then, that "Kingdom Hearts - HD 1.5+2.5 Remix" is listed as my second most-played game; I believe that disc had like three games on it, so it spent plenty of time nestled into my PS4 disc drive.

NBA 2K20 rounds out my top three, which is not totally unexpected, as the game's "daily check-in" feature kept me coming back most days for free login rewards - plus, I played the game a ton during NBA season to get my Utah Jazz fix.

Other games that clocked a ton of hours but didn't crack Playstation's "Wrap-up" list likely would have included the following:
  • Stardew Valley
  • LEGO Marvel Super Heroes 2
  • Kingdom Hearts III
  • Assassin's Creed Syndicate (PS4)
  • Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2
  • Batman: Arkham City (PS4 remaster)
  • Red Dead Redemption 2

Total Hours Played:



Wow. 2,419 hours... That's, um, like 100 days of having the Playstation systems booted up. I'll justify it by saying this: Playstation likely logged just that - the number of hours that I had a game running, not the actual amount of time I was physically playing. That means that if I paused a game to eat dinner or turned off the TV to run to the store without logging out of the game, the clock kept ticking.



As far as the number of days played, I can chalk that one up to the aforementioned daily check-ins on NBA 2K. Often times, I would hop on for literally like two minutes to get my login reward, then power the system back down, so I find this stat to be somewhat misleading.

Regardless, if that's the quantity of time I'm spending with my consoles, I'm getting a pretty good return on investment. Thanks, quarantine!


Games like Red Dead Redemption 2, Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (PS4 remaster), Far Cry 3: Classic Edition (PS4) and The Outer Worlds would have been games in the "Action-Adventure" genre, so I spent my fair share of hours shooting 'em up and slashing 'em down, as it were. That's a lot of hours.

Total Trophies:



"Trophies" are in-game achievements and goals, such as "Defeat [X Number] of Enemies," "Beat the Game on Hard Difficulty," "Hit a Home Run with a Player from Each Side of the Plate in the Same Game," and so on and so forth. To say that, in the past several years, I've become more focused on what gamers call "trophy hunting" would be accurate.

Platinum trophies are an indicator that one has completed all the goals for a given game - 100% completion, so to speak. Here are the 15 games for which I obtained the elusive platinum trophy during 2020:
  • Star Wars - Jedi: Fallen Order (PS4)
  • Far Cry Primal
  • The Sims 4 (PS4)
  • WWE SmackDown vs RAW 2010 (PS3)
  • LEGO Marvel Super Heroes 2
  • Monster Jam: Battlegrounds (PS3)
  • Kingdom Hearts III
  • Assassin's Creed Syndicate
  • Far Cry 3: Classic Edition
  • MLB The Show 20
  • WWE 2K20
  • Back to the Future: The Game
  • Fallout 3
  • Need for Speed (PS4)
  • Astro's Playroom
In addition, I also got 100% completion on the following games, which did not have an associated platinum trophy:
  • Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth by Sleep: A Fragmentary Passage
  • AdVenture Capitalist
Hooray for me.

Playstation 5:

As if it were a literal Christmas miracle, I beat the odds and somehow, some way was lucky enough to get my hands on a Playstation 5; it was delivered to me on Christmas Eve. Once it was delivered, I got a chance to play it a handful of times in the final week of 2020, so the sample size is quite small. Nevertheless, Sony provided me some insight, as follows:



Editor's note: There is no way that I got 141 PS5 trophies between December 24 - 31. Not a chance. Not sure where that number came from.

Playstation Plus and Online Gaming:



Playstation Plus is a subscription service that not only allows users to play online against other gamers but also provides several free games each month. In 2020, I took advantage of downloading 19 of those games. Thanks for the savings!

I very rarely play games online (cooperatively or competitively) with others because I don't like getting my butt handed to me by children. However, it looks like I spent seven hours playing the highly divisive, online-only Fallout 76, likely with my brother. It didn't happen often, which is a shame. We had pretty high hopes for that game - hopes that were not entirely fulfilled.

Analysis and Conclusion:

After chatting with some, apparently, judgmental co-workers about these stats, one of them ran my numbers and accused me of playing an average of six and a half hours of Playstation per day last year. He told me not to tell my wife. I subsequently pulled out my calculators and verified his math. It is inconceivable that those numbers are accurate. Granted, there are definitely some days when I play multiple hours of video games, but I definitely did not play an average of six hours per day, every single day of the year - not unless the "hours played" is also counting the number of hours my console was running Netflix and Hulu because I totally got my money's worth out of my streaming service subscriptions during the quarantine.

In conclusion, I'm not sure that one stat is completely accurate, but other than that, at least I feel like I'm getting some good entertainment value out of my Playstations. Everybody has a hobby, right? Nobody would judge me if I said that I read 40 books last year. Reading books, watching shows, playing games... It's all pretty much the same thing, right? My family comes first, but I see nothing wrong with having a little digital entertainment on the side. Judge away, haters.

My video gaming in 2020 took me to outer space, through plenty of classic Disney locations, to the Old West, through a re-imagined continuation of my favorite movie trilogy, to sports arenas across the country (even when COVID wouldn't allow me to watch games in real life) and beyond. I played some incredible games that told fantastic stories and spent a few nights playing others that I wish I wouldn't have. All in all, 2020 will probably go down as the year in which I spent more time playing video games in my entire life. I'd never wish another pandemic upon us, but, during the one that we got last year, at least I made a pretty sizeable dent in my ever-growing backlog of games.

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What are your gaming memories from 2020? Which games did you enjoy? Which didn't you care for? Which games are you playing (or looking forward to playing) in 2021? I'd love to get your thoughts in the comments section below, on Twitter (here and here) or, as always, on Facebook.

Until next time.

Monday, November 16, 2020

Proposed Roster for "Playstation All-Stars" 2

Well, unless you've been hiding under a rock somewhere for the past week, you've probably heard that the Playstation 5 launched on November 12. Similarly, you probably heard that release was nothing short of an abject failure. The new, next-generation console sold out from all major retailers within minutes and is now virtually impossible to find anywhere. How on earth a major company like Sony (and Microsoft, who experienced the same problems with their new Xbox models) could have years to prepare for the release of a product they must have known would be in incredibly high demand, then fail to deliver on such a massive scale truly boggles the mind.

Eventually, at some point in the near or distant future, I will finally get my hands on a PS5, but for now I must wait like the rest of the hundreds of thousands of peasants who failed to successfully pre-order a console this week. Until then, all I can do is dream. And while I'm dreaming, I figured I'd write a blog about video games.

Over the past few months, I've been trying to make my way through the gigantic backlog of Playstation games that I either never touched or never finished. One such game was a Playstation 3 game called "Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale." Originally released in 2012, "All-Stars" is a fighting game featuring various characters from Playstation franchises, such as "God of War," "Uncharted" and "Infamous," among others. The characters fight each other through a handful of 2-D battle arenas until only one is left standing. If you've ever played Nintendo's "Super Smash Bros." series, it's basically the same thing.

All in all, it's not a terrible game, but it certainly feels outdated in 2020. Here is the original roster of characters:

While I was familiar with many of the characters in the original roster, there were a few that I didn't recognize at all. As I played, I couldn't help but wonder what the roster would look like if the series was rebooted today. Some of the original cast should certainly make a return appearance, as "All-Stars" included some of Playstation's most iconic franchises. Here are the five characters I'd keep:


Big Daddy (BioShock)

Big Daddy remains one of the most iconic-looking villains in recent video game history, with his signature helmet and drill. His brute force and sheer power make him a significant threat in any type of close combat brawl. Throw in some tag team attacks with his faithful Little Sisters and you've got a powerhouse combatant that must be included on the roster.


Kratos (God of War)

Kratos is arguably the face of the "Playstation exclusive." His "God of War 4" received nearly universal praise from critics and fans alike, cementing his spot in a would-be "Playstation All-Stars" sequel. His violent style of combat would undoubtedly make him a top choice for gamers. The inclusion of his new companion, Atreus, would be an obvious update from the previous game, and would make for some impressive team attacks and special maneuvers.


Nathan Drake (Uncharted)

The less M-rated face of Playstation is none other than Nathan Drake, the ultra-popular treasure hunter from the "Uncharted" series. His ability to mix hand-to-hand combat with firearms and explosives would make him one of the more versatile fighters in a game such as this. It would also be nice to use the "Uncharted 4" model of the character, as opposed to the slightly younger version used in the original "All-Stars" game.


Ratchet & Clank (Ratchet & Clank)

The quirky companionship is about to receive the Playstation 5 treatment, with "Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart" set to release in 2021, so adding them to a potential "All-Stars" reboot is a no-brainer. The ability to use both characters simultaneously would set them apart from other fighters, and their futuristic space-shooter style would be unique from other more realistic characters with similar skill sets.


Sackboy (LittleBigPlanet)

Sackboy is perhaps the most lovable character ever to grace the screens of a Playstation game, and his ability to delve into the LittleBigPlanet "Imagisphere" to conjure up any fathomable skill could breed an endless plethora of options. Spunky, goofy and limitlessly agile, Sackboy is one of the most underrated heroes from the original game, and he's looking to do damage in a next-gen iteration of "All-Stars."


New Characters

After much thought and contemplation, I came up with 15 brand-new fighters to include in an updated roster. Here they are for your consideration, in alphabetical order:


Aloy (Horizon Zero Dawn)

The red-haired heroine from the 2017 smash hit "Horizon Zero Dawn" is a must for the "Playstation All-Stars" sequel. Her expert marksmanship with ranged weapons, combined with her proclivity for setting traps, would make her a versatile threat in a game like this. She also has upper-echelon agility and speed, making her an instant frontrunner the most popular new character. Her override skill and Focus tool would also make for an interesting and robust combat moveset.


Cayde-6 (Destiny)

The wisecracking, sharpshooting leader of the Hunter class would certainly be an out-of-this-world addition to the roster. Give the man a couple space-pistols and let him hurl sarcastic comments at his opponents while zipping across the screen on his Sparrow bike or using his Ghost companion in a fit of explosive mayhem. I'd love to whoop on some competition with the legend known as Cayde-6.


Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot)

Probably the most glaring old-school omission from the original roster is the genetically modified animal known as Crash Bandicoot. Crash originally spun his way into pop culture in the mid-90s as what some might call the original breakout star for Playstation. Throughout the years, he has appeared in a variety of roles, including go-kart racing. He's Sony's answer to Mario, essentially. There is no question that he deserves a spot on the new roster.


Commander Shepard (Mass Effect)

Another franchise conspicuous by its absence in the original "All-Stars" game is "Mass Effect." The alien shoot-em-up saga is getting a next-gen remaster in 2021, so including Shepard should be completely timely. Armed with an Omni Tool and a generous selection of guns, Shepard would be a slick new combatant in the battle royale. One unique feature would be the option to play as either gender, as is the case in the "Mass Effect" games; players would be able to choose between the male and female version of the protagonist in the character selection menu.


Connor (Detroit: Become Human)

"Detroit: Become Human" is one of the most fascinating (albeit profane) video games I have ever played. It follows the story of Connor, a conflicted AI police investigator, as he hunts down deviant androids. The complex storytelling was fascinating and Connor became one of the most interesting characters I have ever come across in a Playstation game. How, exactly, he would fit into a fighting game such as "Playstation All-Stars" would be equally fascinating, but he is deadly accurate with a pistol and a tough target to take down. I say we give Connor a shot and see how everything plays out.


Ellie (The Last of Us)

Many gamers would argue that "The Last of Us" is the best Playstation game ever made. Despite its divisive sequel, which was released earlier this year, Ellie has cemented herself as one of the cornerstones of Sony-exclusive video games. Her ability to survive in the brutal post-apocalyptic world at such a young age is truly a marvel and, if you've ever played either of the games, you know that she is a girl you would not want to mess with. Armed with a knife, machete, rifle or Molotov cocktail, Ellie's M-rated violence would make her a force to be reckoned with. It would also be a nice touch to include her TLOU father figure Joel in some of her special moves.


Fall Guys (Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout)

In August 2020, "Fall Guys" became the most downloaded Playstation+ game of all time. If nothing else, that makes the jellybean-like character used in the game deserving of a "goofball" spot on our imaginary roster. Perhaps the Fall Guy would be akin to Jigglypuff in "Super Smash Bros." Nobody uses her, but it's kind of funny that she's included, anyway. I imagine that the Fall Guy would have a bunch of bodyslam-style attacks, and its special move might be something like a stampede of other Fall Guys that comes to trample opponents. I don't know. Might be funny.


Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)

Toss a coin to your Witcher! Let's add Geralt of Rivia to "Playstation All-Stars 2." An expert swordsman with superhuman strength and speed, plus heightened senses and parkour skills to boot, Geralt would be a powerhouse combatant. He can take down the mightiest of beasts, but how would he match up against other superstars of the console? There is only one way to find out.


Jin Sakai (Ghost of Tsushima)

One of Playstation's biggest releases of 2020 was "Ghost of Tsushima," an open-world action/adventure tale of a samurai named Jin Sakai on his journey to protect feudal Japan. His stealth and ninja expertise would be a blast in a battle royale environment, and I can imagine some epic hand-to-hand showdowns between Jin and other new characters like Aloy and Geralt.


John Marston (Red Dead Redemption)

Marston is one of the deadliest gunslingers in the American West. A crack-shot with any type of firearm, the scar-faced outlaw should absolutely ride his way into "All-Stars 2." He could utilize any number of companions for team-up special moves - most likely his son, Jack, or RDR 2's Arthur Morgan - and his "Dead Eye" capability would make for some truly devastating knockouts.


Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)

Lara Croft has been a Playstation mainstay since 1996. Her legacy is undisputed and her exploration and combat-survival skills are second to none. Croft got a more realistic portrayal in the 2013 series reboot, adding a climbing axe and a bow and arrow to her repertoire and locking her in as a video game icon for years to come. Naturally, she would become an instant rival of fellow treasure hunter Nathan Drake; their similar skill sets would set up some classic battles in "All-Stars 2." 


Sora (Kingdom Hearts)

The keyblade-wielding hero of "Kingdom Hearts" has etched a spot into JRPG-style gaming for nearly 20 years now. Sora, a boy with a tragic backstory and friendships that span multiple dimensions, has slayed more than his fair share of baddies and conquered some formidable villains over the years but has yet to be featured in a combat game like "Playstation All-Stars." He's good with a sword and an expert magician. There's no way you'd be able to put Sora in a game without having some cameos from Donald, Goofy and King Mickey, either, and that's not a bad thing. May your heart be your guiding key, Sora!


Spider-man (Marvel's Spider-man)

Sony has bent over backwards since 2018 to proclaim Spider-man as Sony's ultimate "exclusive" character. That means Peter Parker won't be appearing in any solo games on Xbox or Nintendo anytime in the near future. Spider-man belongs to Sony, so Spider-man has to be included in "Playstation All-Stars 2." The web-slinger would almost unquestionably become the most-used fighter in the game, and his speed and agility would make him a tough out against any of his opposition. Taking into account his ability to thwip ranged attacks from all the way across the arena and the capability to swing out of danger in an instant, and you've got yourself a top contender and maybe the most powerful character on the proposed roster.


Vaas Montenegro (Far Cry 3)

Vaas is the utterly psychotic (and extremely foul-mouthed) villain of "Far Cry 3." Take it from me when I say that this man verifiably has no conscience. He's a drug dealer and a murderer, capable of doing terrible things to anyone who crosses him. Vaas would be a primary antagonist on our "All-Stars 2" wishlist, likely squaring off in Story Mode against fellow island dwellers like Nathan Drake and Lara Croft. He's a madman with impressive weapon accuracy and a desire to blow stuff up. Violence is this man's middle name and he can't wait to get to the middle of the action.


Vault Boy (Fallout)

Finally, I submit another idea for the "goofball" category. Why not include Vault-Tec's mascot, Vault Boy? He's the cartoonish face of the "Fallout" series, often shown performing tasks in tutorials and skill trees, and is quite frequently seen giving a smile and a thumbs-up. Portraying him in his typical, animated, 2-D form, in contrast to the remainder of the 3-D cast, would be fun, and there is a great likelihood that his finishing move would include some form of nuclear blast, so that's too glorious to pass up.


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There you have it! That's my proposed roster if they ever reboot "Playstation All-Stars." I would 10/10 buy that game, so if anybody has connections to Sony and can hook me up, I'd gladly pitch it to them.

What do you think? Who did I get right? Who did I leave out? Feel free to leave a comment below, find me on Facebook or follow me on Twitter (here and here).

Monday, July 8, 2019

Thoughts on 'Avengers: Endgame' and 'Spider-man: Far From Home'

It has been three months since my last blog, which can only mean one thing: I've got two new Marvel movies to review.

Yes, it's true. Two new movies have come out in the Marvel Cinematic Universe since I blogged, and I'm ready to talk about both of them. Clearly, you should not continue reading any further unless you have seen "Avengers: Endgame" and "Spider-man: Far From Home."


We good? All right. Let's go.


Avengers: Endgame

I really enjoyed "Endgame." I saw it in theaters three times, for crying out loud, so I better have liked it!

There were a couple things that I didn't quite care for; the first half-hour was a little rough, particularly.

I didn't like that Tony was such a jerk to the other Avengers (specifically, Cap) after he was rescued, but I guess he was always arrogant, so this shouldn't have come as much of a surprise.

Captain Marvel still isn't my favorite character. At this point, she is incredibly overpowered - it's no wonder she had to be M.I.A. for 90% of the movie! It will be interesting to see who she ends up fighting in any forthcoming sequels. Whoever it is better end up being 40 times stronger than Thanos, or else the movie is only going to be 15 minutes long. And I understand that there are, apparently, legions of of cosmic threats out there that are diverting her attention, but it did come off a bit like she thinks Earth isn't important enough for her, and that was annoying.

Perhaps the most disappointing aspect of "Endgame," for me, was how easily they killed Thanos. We're talking the first time. Like, they literally just showed up and chopped his head off. I had joked for a year that, no matter what happened, they better go for the head - and they did - but, for it to happen that simply, not even 45 minutes into the movie, I was pretty let down. Thanos deserved better.

With that in mind, the final battle was fantastic. In my mind, the "Avengers Assemble" moment was one of the most glorious scenes in the history of cinema. Absolutely terrific. Cap finally lifted Thor's hammer - which we all suspected he could do, all the way back in "Age of Ultron," and that moment alone was worth the price of admission. Watching all the heroes join forces on screen was goosebump-worthy, and I couldn't have asked for anything more from the final hour of the movie. (The feminism scene was a bit too heavy-handed, though. Like, we get it, guys. Great.)

Going into the movie, I assumed Captain America would die and Iron Man would retire, but we got the opposite. Steve Rogers resigned himself to the life that he missed out on, which was the best ending he probably could have hoped for, and Tony Stark - the one who started it all - dealt the final blow to Thanos, losing his life in the process. It was a fitting ending for Tony. Admittedly, I was never "Team Stark," but his character changed my taste in movies (and Hollywood, at large) by leaps and bounds. Thankfully, I didn't cry over it, but I know many who did, including the woman one row behind me during my first viewing, who was uncontrollably sobbing. Also, this happened. Someone was actually hospitalized for crying too much. Just... just wow.

One more thing that I really loved about "Endgame" was that it made every single MCU movie feel important. Except for the Edward Norton "Hulk" movie. That one doesn't count. But there were Easter eggs and references to pretty much every other movie, with several scenes taking place in past movies, not the least of which was a shoutout to "Thor: The Dark World"! Eat it, haters!

I also need to give major props to Marvel for the "Endgame" elevator scene, which single-handedly gave a flashback to the tremendous fight scene in "Winter Soldier" and also turned one of the most controversial comicbook storylines from the past few years into a one-liner ("Hail H.Y.D.R.A.") that sent my opening-night theater into an uproar of approval. Great work.

I've got to accept "Endgame" for what it truly is: a love-letter farewell tour for the original crew (Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye). This movie was about them. As such, most of the movie was focused on those particular characters. I'm not sure anybody would really have cared about a Hawkeye/Black Widow fight in any other movie, but, for "Endgame," it worked. Watching Tony Stark turn into a family man wasn't quite gripping entertainment, but, for "Endgame," we loved it (3,000). It's funny how, sometimes, when you finish a TV show or, for instance, a 10-year-long movie franchise, it makes us sad, like we're losing friends or something. But that's what happened here, too. This was the end of a chapter of entertainment, and it was a great run while it lasted.

With that said, Black Widow better stay dead. Iron Man better not come back. I don't want to see Vision or Gamora again in the future of the MCU. (Yeah, yeah, I know we're getting a Black Widow prequel that nobody I know actually wants to see, and that Vision is getting a spin-off on Disney+, and that Star-Lord was searching for Gamora the last time he was on the screen during "Endgame," but why can't Marvel just keep their characters dead for once? The original era is over, and now it's time to turn the page and move on with new characters.

Speaking of Star-Lord, can I just say that this was one of the proudest moments of my life?


I tweeted that out five days before "Endgame" hit theaters, so when Fat Thor said "Asgardians of the Galaxy" at the end of the movie, I was going crazy. I'm a psychic and I'm so dang proud of myself.

The final verdict:

Overall, "Avengers: Endgame" is a really great movie. Solid 9 out of 10 stars from A-Town. But, in the end, I just couldn't justify knocking "Infinity War" out of the top spot. Here's my main reason: because "Endgame" focused so much about the O.G. six Avengers, it didn't give much time to many of the other heroes. Take Drax and Mantis, for instance: they each got maybe a minute and a half of screen time, with two or three lines of dialogue, each. I loved the way that "Infinity War" gave each group of heroes their own time to shine. We got to see everybody in action for nearly three hours. I never thought that kind of a crossover, involving characters from that many movies, would work, but it did. Thus, I'm keeping "Infinity War" as the king of comicbook movies (for now, at least), with "Endgame" coming in as a firm runner-up.

Spider-man: Far From Home

I was not totally certain what to expect from the first post-"Endgame" entry in the MCU, other than the fact that Peter Parker and Nick Fury would obviously survive the final battle with Thanos. This was clear to the entire world, as those two, who were both "snapped" by the Mad Titan in "Infinity War" were shown, alive and well, in "Far From Home" trailers before "Endgame" even came out. So... that was pretty stupid. Good job, folks.

The other thing that came as no surprise to me was that Mysterio, played wonderfully by Jake Gyllenhaal, ended up being a villain, despite the trailer's best effort to coax us into thinking that he would be playing a mentor figure for young Mr. Parker. Everybody with half a brain that is even remotely familiar with the Mysterio character knows that he is one of our favorite web-slinger's greatest nemesises... nemesi... nemesee... Never has a plot twist been so telegraphed since I saw Batman and Superman fighting each other in a movie that was subtitled "Dawn of Justice." Like, you know, the Justice League, which was founded by none other than the Caped Crusader and the Man of Steel.

I wasn't the biggest fan of "Spider-man: Homecoming." No, no. That would be my co-worker, who I believe honestly thinks that Spider-man is real. It wasn't a bad movie. It just wasn't my favorite. And, at the time it was released, I still wasn't too keen on the fact that we were getting another Spidey reboot with a brand new actor in the lead role. (Technically, he first appeared in "Civil War," but let's not get nitpicky, people.) As with Daniel Craig in the role of James Bond, it has just taken me a second to adjust to Tom Holland as Peter Parker. He does a nice job and he is finally settling into the role. I still don't like Zendaya as "M.J.," but Tom has finally grown on me.

I didn't mind all the references to the now-deceased Tony Stark, who was the closest thing that this iteration of Peter has had to a father, but I was glad to see that Iron Man didn't physically appear in any (presumed) new footage in "Far From Home." We did get a little glimpse of what Peter is capable of while designing his new suit, which was fun. Let the boy spread his Spider-wings and fly!

Despite the aforementioned plot twist, I really liked Mysterio as the villain. I thought that the way they translated the comicbook character onto the big screen was relevant, with the ongoing development of virtual reality and holographic imagery. I thought the Mysterio "illusion" scenes, especially that one toward the end where it looks like Spider-man has been stuck inside a snowglobe, were incredibly well done. I thought that Gyllenhaal was perfect for that part. I have generally liked him in most of his movies, and I was glad to see him get a "Nightcrawler"-esque freak-out at one point, during that scene where his assistants are struggling to run their drone program to perfection. That's good stuff. In my book, I'd put Mysterio as a Top-Five Marvel villain, at the moment.

"Far From Home" felt organically funny, too; the humor wasn't forced like the MCU tends to get from time to time. There were a couple moments that genuinely made me laugh out loud. It's also, hands down, Happy Hogan's best movie to date.

Let's talk about those post-credits scenes

  • The first post-credits scene showed footage of Mysterio moments before his demise. An awkward quote from Spider-man was taken out of context, painting him as a murderer, followed shortly thereafter by Mr. Beck revealing to the world the true identity of Spider-man - Peter Parker, including a photo of his face. That's intense. Really, really good moment right there. It will be very interesting to see how this affects the future of the universe, now that they not only know who Spider-man is, but they also think that he's a bad guy.
  • Can we also raise the dang roof for that brilliant cameo by J.K. Simmons, reprising his role as the superhero-hating J. Jonah Jameson? Oh man, that was so good. JJJ is amazing.
  • The second post-credits scene revealed that the Nick Fury we had seen throughout the entire movie was actually the shape-shifting Skrull Talos, who had been disguising himself as the former director of S.H.I.E.L.D. the entire time, which Fury was, it turns out, just chilling up in space. I hadn't heard any spoilers about "Far From Home," but I did see a tweet a couple hours before my showing that said something like, "Can we just talk about that second post-credits scene??" ...as if it were a good thing, I assume? Well, guess what? I didn't like it. In fact, I thought it was pretty dumb and confusing. There. I said it.
Was "Far From Home" the best Spider-man movie ever made
? I'm not positive. Certainly, it was more enjoyable than "Homecoming." I'll leave "Into the Spider-verse" out of the conversation for the time being. MCU Spidey is way better than anything Andrew Garfield did. I'd put it above "Spider-man 3," which I didn't care for, although the Emo Peter Parker stuff just gets better with age. I remember walking out of "Spider-man (1)" and "Spider-man 2," legitimately thinking that they were the best movies I had ever seen. I didn't have that same feeling as I left "Far From Home," although I did think it would wind up high in my rankings. I could quickly spout off a bunch of MCU movies that were worse, including good, recent ones like "Captain Marvel" and "Black Panther." I'd willingly see it again in theaters, provided that the MoviePass gods smile upon me in upcoming weeks. All in all, it was a very good movie - probably about an 8.5 out of 10 - and it was definitely more enjoyable than I anticipated it to be.

The final verdict:

There are a couple movies, right now, that are untouchable at the top of my rankings. Not that it was bad, by any stretch, but I would never say that "Far From Home" was as good as or better than "Infinity War," "Endgame" or the original "Avengers" movie. Then there are a couple others that I just love too much to bump down right now: "Winter Soldier" and "Civil War." The best comparisons I could give it while walking out of the theater would be "Iron Man (1)" and "Guardians of the Galaxy." After thinking about it for a while, I like "Guardians (Vol. 1)" better, simply for the lasting impact that those characters have had on me. I love the Guardians. And I've always loved "Iron Man (1)," as well. That movie, as I've stated many times before, was a complete game-changer (and I hate the way that phrase is overused these days). But, given the choice, would I rather sit down right now, this very second, and watch "Iron Man" again or go see "Far From Home" for a second time?

This very second, I'm officially putting "Far From Home" ahead of "Iron Man."

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So there you have it! Did you like "Avengers: Endgame"? Have you seen "Spider-man: Far From Home"? Let us know in the comments below or on Facebook or Twitter or whatever you feel is most appropriate.

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Wednesday, May 8, 2019

Avengers: Endgame - Power Rankings and Exit Survey


Marvel movie release dates referred to as "the Super Bowl of pop culture." If that's the case, the release of "Avengers: Endgame" was the Super Bowl on steroids. It was legitimate worldwide phenomenon, making $1.2 billion dollars during its opening weekend without breaking a sweat. One-point-two BILLION DOLLARS. Not unlike Thanos himself, this movie is breaking records with no regard for human life.

There is a great chance that we, as a movie-going generation do not currently comprehend the magnitude of what we experienced nearly two weeks ago. We may well look back on these Marvel movies, years from now, and be amazed that we lived through it all. These shows have revolutionized Hollywood and has shaped our lives over the past 11 years. As such, we understood that people would want to talk about their feelings. There were a lot of feelings. And we tried our best to encapsulate those thoughts by way of two separate surveys.

First, we asked people to "power rank" the characters from the movie in two polls - one to determine the most powerful and important Marvel superheroes, and another to decide the most popular characters.

Secondly, we created an "exit survey" to ask how people felt about certain aspects of the film: what they liked, what made them sad, which scenes disappointed them, how they feel about the future of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), and many other questions.

Before we get to the results, let's go over a couple things that will help the rest of the blog make more sense:

What are power rankings?

We're so glad you asked! We discovered that this concept might be foreign to some of our readers, so we wrote up a quick post about it, which you can read here.

Who was surveyed?

  • Power Rankings: Twenty of our friends, family and co-workers took our power rankings survey, from ages in the mid-20s to mid-50s. Fifteen men and five women were polled.
  • Exit Survey: Forty people took the exit survey, including friends, family members, co-workers, referrals (e.g. a co-worker's significant other, etc.) and one random person from the Internet that found the survey on Twitter. The age range and gender ratio are therefore unknown, although we are certain that 25 men and 14 women were polled.

What do the columns mean in the power ranking charts?

Each ranking (1-25 for the "power" rankings and 1-28 for the "favorite" rankings) came with a designated number of points. That means that a first place vote for one's favorite character awarded 28 points to that character. A last place vote awarded one point. A perfect score (meaning that every voter ranked a character as the top superhero) would manifest itself as a maximum score of 25 points for the power/importance survey and a maximum score of 28 for the favorite survey. The average score given to each character is represented in the aptly named "Average Score" column.

This is not our first rodeo, as far as Marvel power rankings go. We did power rankings before "Infinity War" and a couple weeks ago, before "Endgame." The "Pre-EG Rank" and "Pre-I.W. Rank" columns will show movement over time, as an indication of how respondents feel about the characters now, post-Endgame, in comparison with those previous polls.

The "Popular Picks" column represents the ranking for which a superhero received the most votes, independent of any other characters. For instance, Spider-man received four 8th place votes, which was more than the amount of votes that he received for any other ranking.

"Highest Pick" shows the highest ranking that any voter gave to a particular character, with the amount of voters giving that rank in parenthesis. For instance, 10 voters believed that Captain Marvel is the strongest or most important character.

Conversely, the "Lowest Pick" column shows the lowest ranking given by any voters that took the survey. Thus, we see that five people indicated that Korg was the weakest or least important character.

Your percentages sometimes add up to more than 100%

Yeah, yeah. We know. Excel rounded up. Not our fault.

Why are most of the graphics typed up in Comic Sans font?

Because we wanted to be hilarious. Mission accomplished.

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Sound good? Clear as mud? Let's get to it! Oh, and by the way...


Please don't proceed past this point if you haven't seen "Avengers: Endgame." Thanks.

Most Important/Powerful Characters:


* This survey includes only characters that were shown as surviving and on active duty at the end of the movie.

Doctor Strange with the upset! The master of the mystic arts came through with the dark horse victory over Captain Marvel as our most important and powerful character, thanks no doubt in large part to his role in foreseeing the one scenario in which the Avengers could defeat Thanos. We didn't get to hear the full story during "Endgame," but if Spider-man is to be believed, Stephen Strange was instrumental in the resurrection of the "snapped" Avengers.

While undoubtedly one of the most powerful characters (and, as some have argued, the most overpowered Avenger), Captain Marvel fell to second place, perhaps due to her absence throughout most of the movie. Apparently, she had more important stuff going on elsewhere.

Thor, Black Panther and the Incredible Hulk round out the top five, followed by Ant-Man, Falcon, Spider-man, Scarlet Witch and Hawkeye in the top ten.

The rankings were not kind to sidekicks. Slots 18 through 25 were filled with secondary characters, the likes of War Machine (18), Wong (20), Okoye (22) and our poor pal Korg (25). Also of note is the debuting and freshly armored Pepper Potts, who landed at #21.

Biggest Movers:



Sam Wilson deservedly showed the most improvement in power and importance from the time before "Infinity War" to the days following "Endgame." He's up 11 spots after taking on the mantle of Captain America. Another notable improvement was that of Scarlet Witch, who went from an afterthought to almost single-handedly making Thanos cry "uncle" in "Endgame." Additionally, Doctor Strange, Ant-Man and, surprisingly, Drax the Destroyer are all up five spots two movies later.

Star-Lord took a back seat in the time between the two-part Thanos storyline, down five spots from his standing before the Mad Titan took control of the Infinity Stones.

The "Pre-Endgame" to "Post-Endgame" standings are a bit misleading, in that 16 characters were added to the "Post-Endgame" survey that were either "dead" or not included in previous surveys. We see the negative movement of War Machine, Nebula and Okoye more as a sign that they failed to maintain their rank than a sign of diminishing power or importance.

Favorite Characters:



Our old friend Steve Rogers claimed a two-point margin of victory in the "Favorite Characters" survey. He and his lifetime of contributions to the safety of the United States earned him the distinguished honor of being the most popular character in the Infinity Saga. Iron Man, Ant-Man and Thor also proved to be beloved amongst our voters, with Doctor Strange rounding out the top five.

Surprisingly, Peter Parker wound up in twelfth place, below less traditionally popular characters like Black Widow, the Incredible Hulk, Rocket Raccoon and Hawkeye. It doesn't appear that Carol Danvers' Other-Planets-Come-Before-Earth attitude won her many fans; despite having the most recent solo film (and its accompanying, somewhat polarizing marketing campaign), Captain Marvel ended in a tie with Clint Barton for tenth place.

With "Endgame" serving as an apparent send-off for the original six Avengers (Cap, Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, Black Widow and Hawkeye), it just feels right that none of them finished outside of the top ten.

Biggest Movers:



Rocket Raccoon showed the greatest positive change from pre-Infinity War to post-Endgame, sliding up five spots in the final results. A little screen time will do you good, won't it? Black Widow moved up four spots after her emotional farewell, and the wisecracking Scott Lang got even more popular by moving up four on his end. Other positive movers included Iron Man and Bucky Barnes, who improved by three spots each.

Groot's lack of visibility (literally) resulted in a six spot decline, the same amount experienced by War Machine, who is traditionally one of the least popular Avengers, according to our previous polls. And then there's Star-Lord. He dropped ten spots from the time before "Infinity War" to the present day. That's not good. Shouldn't have punched Thanos, man.

Despite 19 new or resurrected characters being added from pre-Infinity War to post-Endgame, three people somehow managed to improve their popularity - and they're exactly the three people you'd expect them to be: Captain America, Iron Man and Black Widow. Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Again, keep in mind that, in this case, 16 characters that were not on the "Pre-Endgame" survey were added to the post-movie poll. Six characters dropped spots in popularity with our voters from the time before they saw "Endgame" to the time they walked out of the theater, including Captain Marvel, who dropped by four, and Okoye, who dropped a whopping 13 spots. We were surprised to see that Nebula, who was much improved from her role in the "Guardians of the Galaxy" movies, fell by seven.

Who was the MVP?:



Iron Man - 65%, Captain America - 20%, Other - 8%, Ant-Man - 5%, Incredible Hulk - 2%

It's almost impossible not to give the MVP award to Tony Stark. He started the MCU with "Iron Man" back in 2008, and it was perfectly fitting for him to be the one to finish off Thanos in "Endgame." He also played an integral role in helping the team figure out how to make time travel possible and served as a mentor and father figure to many of the Avengers who lived to tell the tale.

It was also a strong finish for Steve Rogers, the man who was front and center for most of the final battle against the Mad Titan. Honorable mention goes to Scott Lang, who came up with the "time heist" concept that Bruce Banner and (ultimately) Stark would implement as a way of retrieving the Infinity Stones from alternate, past timelines.

Most Improved Character Since "Infinity War":



Nebula - 43%, Incredible Hulk - 33%, Black Widow - 20%

It was nice to see Nebula play an important role in a movie, after not having done much to move her popularity meter after two appearances in the "Guardians of the Galaxy" movies. Also receiving some love were Hulk, who definitely redeemed himself after being a total waste of space in "Infinity War," and Black Widow, whose ultimate act of selflessness left a lasting impression on our voters.

Despite having arguably his best (and funniest) outing to date, War Machine did not receive any votes for "Most Improved."

Favorite Side Mission:



The Battle of New York: 73%, Vormir: 15%, Asgard - 13%

Starting the time travel sequences with the Battle of New York was a great choice; there is, perhaps, no more groundbreaking nor beloved moment in the entire MCU, and 73 percent of our voters liked the return to the climax of "Marvel's Avengers" the most. The heavy toll exacted by Black Widow and Hawkeye's trip to Vormir also received votes, and the visit to Asgard certainly made "Thor: The Dark World" feel more important than ever.

The side mission to Morag did not receive any votes.

Best Team-up:



Captain America/Iron Man/Hulk/Ant-Man - 48%, Black Widow/Hawkeye - 28%, Thor/Rocket Raccoon - 25%

Between Captain America fighting himself, Bruce Banner watching in awe as Past-Hulk overzealously pummeled the Chitauri, and Iron Man and Ant-Man's mission to retrieve the Tesseract, there was a lot to love about the New York team-up.

The gut-wrenching team-up between Black Widow and Hawkeye made its mark on 28 percent of voters, and 25 percent enjoyed the God of Thunder's time with "Rabbit."

Here, again, the War Machine/Nebula mission failed to receive any votes, despite a great cameo by Peter Quill.

Who Did You Want to be Sacrificed for the Soul Stone?:



No Preference: 50%, Black Widow - 33%, Hawkeye - 18%

It had to be one of them. And half of our voters didn't have a preference which one it was. Natasha did end up getting one-third of the votes, but we're not positive whether that should be seen as an honor or a way of saying that audiences wanted her to die. We may never know.

Best Captain America Moment:



Lifting/Fighting with Mjolnir - 55%, "I could do this all day." "Yeah, I know." - 13%, Reuniting with Peggy Carter - 10%, "America's a**" - 8%, "Hail H.Y.D.R.A." - 8%, Passing the Shield to Sam - 3%

There were so many great moments for Captain America in "Endgame," including a handful of witty lines, an unusual amount of mild profanity and some moments that moviegoers have been waiting almost a decade to see. But, unquestionably, those who took our survey were beyond thrilled to see Steve Rogers lift - and fight with - Thor's trusty weapon. This was a moment that was teased all the way back in "Age of Ultron," during a scene in which it appeared that Cap slightly budged Mjolnir while attempting to pick it up. Thor exclaimed what many of us were thinking, when he uttered those glorious words, "I knew it!"

Saddest Moment:



Tony Stark's Death - 75%, Black Widow's Sacrifice - 13%, Captain America Growing Old/Retiring - 8%, Hawkeye's Family Getting Snapped - 8%

Many, including the woman absolutely bawling her eyes out one row behind us, felt that the saddest moment in "Endgame" was the sacrifice and eventual death of Tony Stark - and rightfully so. Although it was heavily assumed that one (if not multiple) major characters would meet their demise at the metaphorical hands of the Infinity War, losing Iron Man was a devastating and somewhat unexpected blow.

The rest of the votes were relatively split between the death of Natasha Romanov, the retirement of Steve Rogers and that devastating opening scene featuring the Barton family.

Favorite Moments:



For the survey, we provided a list of many of the perceived top moments from the film and asked respondents to pick their favorite three. Here are the top vote-getters, led by Iron Man uttering his most famous line and using the Infinity Stones to give Thanos and his army what they deserved.

Most Disappointing Moment:



Ant-Man Getting Saved by a Rat - 28%, N/A - There Were No Disappointing Moments - 23%, Thanos Getting Killed (the First Time) Without Putting Up a Fight - 20%, Thor's PTSD Being Used for Laughs - 18%, Stan Lee's Final Cameo - 8%, Other - 5%

While nearly a quarter of respondents felt there were no disappointing moments in the entire movie, we'd like to vent quickly about a couple (minor) grievances:

Ant-Man got saved from the Quantum Realm by a rat. Not due to his own ingenuity or by any means of intelligence. A rat literally just walked across the dashboard of his car, unknowingly pressed a button and spat Scott Lang right out. So dumb.

After waiting a whole year to see the Avengers' rematch with Thanos, watching the Mad Titan get offed - half an hour into the movie - without really raising a finger to defend himself was certainly unexpected. At least they went for the head.

Clearly, Marvel had no idea that this would be Stan Lee's final cameo, and it was always fun to see him pop up in the most random of scenarios, but we can think of probably 15 other cameos that we liked better.

Which "Snapped" Character Were You Most Happy to See Again?:



Spider-man - 53%, Doctor Strange - 23%, The Guardians of the Galaxy - 10%, Black Panther/Shuri - 5%, Bucky Barnes - 5%, Scarlet Witch - 3%, The Wasp/Hank Pym/Janet Van Dyne - 3%

People love Spider-man. Or they love Tom Holland. Possibly even both. But whatever it is that people go bananas over, it sure seemed like the resurrection of Peter Parker got the loudest cheers of the entire night when we saw "Endgame" on opening night.

Doctor Strange received a respectable 23 percent of votes, with other votes coming in for the Guardians of the Galaxy (one voter specifically mentioned Groot), the Wakandans, the Winter Soldier, Scarlet Witch (one girl in our theater LOST. HER. MIND. over Wanda) and the Pym-Van Dynes.

How Much Did You Hate Thanos?:



We gave our voters a scale from 1 (liked) to 5 (loathed), and it's a bit hard to draw any definite conclusions from the results. However, after a decidedly less sympathetic showing than his appearance in "Infinity War," most voters really didn't like Thanos in "Endgame."

Who Will You Miss the Most?:



Iron Man - 53%, Captain America - 38%, Black Widow - 10%

Tony Stark wins again, followed by Steve Rogers and a 10 percent clip for Natasha Romanov.

Fat Thor:



Yay - 45%, Meh - 30%, Nay - 25%

This and the "Most Disappointing Moment" results show that body shaming isn't always the most popular use of comedy, but Fat Thor did provide a few good laughs, even for a joke that would have gone over better for about 30 minutes, not three hours. Regardless, we've never felt better about ourselves while looking at Chris Hemsworth with his shirt off. We hope he takes his mama's advice and has a salad or two before "Guardians of the Galaxy 3," though.

Smart Hulk:



Yay - 60%, Meh - 23%, Nay -18%

Bruce Banner really needed to step it up in "Endgame" after subpar showings in "Infinity War" and "Thor: Ragnarok." In the five years since the Snap, the professor learned how to balance his brains and brawn, resulting in a cardigan-clad jolly green genius. Nearly two-thirds of voters approved.

Valkyrie as "King" of Asgard:



Yay - 60%, Meh - 33%, Nay - 8%

Thor passed the reins to the hard-drinking warrior woman at the end of the movie. Sixty percent liked it and one-third could take it or leave it. Time will tell what the future holds for New Asgard under the leadership of Valkyrie.

Falcon as the New Captain America:



Yay - 40%, Meh - 30%, Nay - 30%

Speculation has been rampant for years about whether the MCU would follow the comicbook storylines where Bucky Barnes or Sam Wilson took over as Captain America. One of the final scenes in "Endgame" answered those rumors as an elderly Steve Rogers presented his iconic shield to Falcon. Of all of the Yay/Nay questions we asked, this one was easily the most divisive, nearly being split evenly between approval, disapproval and indifference. Perhaps the ramifications of this decision will come to the forefront of the upcoming Disney+ show "Falcon and Winter Soldier."

Were You Satisfied with the Ending?:



Yes - 95%, Indifferent - 5%

Our voters overwhelmingly approved of the ending of "Avengers: Endgame." Only a couple people voted "indifferent," but did not have the option to clarify why they felt that way. (We'd love to hear, if any of you are reading this.)

Who Should Be the New "Face" of the MCU?:



Captain Marvel - 28%, Spider-man - 28%, Doctor Strange - 18%, Black Panther - 10%, Falcon (Captain America) - 10%, The Guardians of the Galaxy - 5%, Other - 3%

With no more Iron Man or Captain America, the time has come for a new hero to step to the front of the line. Popular votes included Captain Marvel and Spider-man (28 percent) and Doctor Strange (18 percent). Votes also fell to Black Panther, the new Captain America and the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Describe "Avengers: Endgame" in One Word:



Rate "Avengers: Endgame":



On a scale from 1 to 10 stars, none of our voters went lower than a 7, with half of all votes being cast for "9 out of 10."


An average of all 40 votes came out to a score of 8.95 out of 10 stars. On the date of publishing, "Avengers: Endgame" sat at a rating of 8.9 out of 10 stars on IMDb and an 89% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes, which validates everything we've known all along - that we and our voters aren't totally crazy, after all.

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Have you seen "Avengers: Endgame"? What did you think of our survey results? Have any burning questions or feedback? We'd love to hear your opinion in the comments section below, on Facebook, Twitter or any other method of modern communication. As always, thanks for reading.