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Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Good costume / Bad costume

With Halloween less than 24 hours away, there is a good chance you've procrastinated your planning and are in desperate need of a last-minute costume. Are you worried about what your colleagues and associates will think of you tomorrow? Is your little outfit a potential flop? For your benefit, some friends and I have come up with a quick cheat sheet of good ideas and bad ideas for this year's Halloween costume. Hopefully this helps.

Good costume: Robin Hood. Bad costume: Robin Thicke.
Good costume: Katniss Everdeen. Bad costume: Katniss Evergreen.
Good costume: Batman. Bad costume: A bat boy.
Good costume: Dick Tracy. Bad costume: Dick Clark.
Good costume: The Rock. Bad costume: A rock.
Good costume: Gumby. Bad costume: Gumbo.
Good costume: Richard Nixon. Bad costume: Richard Simmons.
Good costume: The Terminator. Bad costume: The Taxidermist.
Good costume: Craig T. Nelson. Bad costume: Craig Ferguson.
Good costume: Harry Potter. Bad costume: Jerry Potter.
Good costume: Al Borlen. Bad costume: Al Gore.
Good costume: Al Capone. Bad costume: Al Roker.
Good costume: Elvis Presley. Bad costume: Elvis Grbac.
Good costume: John Wayne. Bad costume: John Wayne Gacy.
Good costume: Guy with a crossbow. Bad costume: Guy with a crossword puzzle.
Good costume: Bigfoot. Bad costume: Bighand.
Good costume: Jabba the Hut. Bad costume: Jabba the Slut.
Good costume: Willy Wonka. Bad costume: Free Willy.
Good costume: Yoda. Bad costume: Yoga.
Good costume: Devil. Bad costume: Deviled egg.
Good costume: Horse front end. Bad costume: Horse back end.
Good costume: Karl Malone. Bad costume: Karl Marx.

And finally, for you last-last-last-minute costume planners, here's an easy one for you. Try this little equation on for size:

Bike helmet + Ski goggles = Big Papi



You're welcome.

Happy Halloween from everybody at The Underground!

Friday, October 11, 2013

Back from the Blog's Black Hole

Good afternoon one and all!  I have returned from an unexpected absence from this blog.  I wish that I could say that I have been too busy to blog or that I have been asked to head a new commission to solve all the world's problems thus preventing me from blogging, but alas, I have simply not taken the time to compose a few thoughts to share in this glorious forum.

So, let me catch up with a few thoughts on a few things.

Government Shutdown, etc. - bunch of whiny little children, trying to boss others around and control the entire sandbox.  To them I say, if you can't get along and you can't figure out how to work together, then go home and let someone else take your spot who will.  Republican, Democrat, Tea-Partier, Independent, doesn't matter.  If you won't take the time to run this country ACCORDING TO THE WILL OF ITS PEOPLE, then get out and let someone in who will.

BYU-Utah Rivalry:  I wish I could say that this was a great game, but it wasn't.  Congratulations to the Utes on winning the game, but it was ugly every which way you look at it.  Neither team looked better than the other.  Neither team played well.  There wasn't really a good flow to it.  BYU ran around the field and then did something stupid.  Utah tried to run around the field and then made two plays.  The refs ran around the field dodging trash.

Let me expound on that last statement.  I have been to several of these games. I have seen poor officiating and have seen some great performances come out of these games.  Where this rivalry has turned the ugliest is on the fans.  There is a select faction of red and blue fans that have ruined this great tradition for the rest of us.  These are the ones that have decided that it is ok to mock, ridicule and denigrate their fellow man.  During this past game, I saw BYU fans ridiculing Utah fans and the Ute-heritage.  NOT ACCEPTABLE!  I saw Utah fans dressed up as characters from scripture and mocking sacred belief.  NOT ACCEPTABLE!  I saw fans from both sides get into arguments with the other.  NOT ACCEPTABLE!  I saw BYU fans throw trash at the officials because they felt they had cost BYU the game.  News to you idiots.  BYU put themselves in that position.  They are the ones that had to go into desperation mode at the end.  Whether a call should have been made or not, doesn't matter.  You put yourself in that position, most times, you are not going to win the game.

Ordain Women:  This one to me is just sad.  Here is a woman who, for all intents and purposes, believes that she has received an answer for the entire Church.

Before I go further, let me make this abundantly clear.  I believe that a man and woman are equal.  Anyone who believes that a man is greater than a woman or woman greater than a man, stands in violation of God's law.  There are things that a man's body is more apt to do (i.e. physical labor) as is a woman's (i.e. child birth.) I believe that, along with  the physical make up, that there is a spiritual/emotional make up.  A man tends to be more a problem-solver (mostly because we tend to cause a lot of problems.)  We see the issue, devise a plan of attack and carry out that plan.  (Think Marine's tendency of "See the hill, take the hill.)  We have difficulty in expressing emotion or thoughts.  We are thinkers, but we just keep it to ourselves.  Women have that emotional ability that is simply amazing.  There is a natural ability for nurturing and teaching.  When any child stubs their toe or scrapes their knee, they immediately want their "Mommy." Women are problem solvers too. (They generally have to clean up the man's mistakes.)  They are natural born leaders, teachers, doctors, etc.  Their very nature is care, understanding, faithfulness, commitment, determination, drive, and other super-human powers (see. wife/mother in dictionary)  I fully believe, and this is a doctrinal point of the Church, that neither the man nor the woman can achieve their fullest potential without the other.

What is sad about this is that this woman does not understand her divine nature, her divine gifts that have been given to her.  Gifts that no man has.  Gifts that men wish they could understand.  This is why, as has been said in this forum before, men have been ordained to the Priesthood; to help us gain that understanding.  My wife has every right and claim on the Priesthood in our home as I do.  She has every right and ability to call upon Heavenly Father to bless our home, to bless a sick child, to receive revelation for our family.  She is as much a leader in our home as I am, if not more.  The only difference is that ordination part.  Could she do the same things without me in the home, yes.  Would it be as complete, no.  Can I do the same things in the home without her, yes.  Would it be as complete, no.  It takes the two of us to accomplish the nurturing, the teaching of our children.  It takes both of us to complete the other.  The only gift I bring to that of any eternal worth, is my worthiness / righteousness in honoring the Priesthood. 

Well, I've pontificated long enough.  Thank you for bearing with me as I shared these thoughts.  Till next time.

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Walking a mile in someone else's shoes

People often use a certain expression about walking a mile in someone else's shoes. If I understand correctly, the phrase is meant to imply that you shouldn't judge a person unless you personally understand what they're going through in life. I was thinking about it and I thought that I'd like to walk a mile in somebody's shoes - literally - just to say that I had done it. (Plus, once I'd done it, I'd have free reign to judge that person forever and ever, which would be awesome.) However, the more I thought about it, the less plausible that idea seemed and the more difficult the plan became. Let me elaborate:



Problem 1: Finding somebody who would allow you to borrow their shoes in the first place.
I like my shoes. If somebody came up to me and was like, "Hey, can I walk a mile in your shoes?", I'd be like, "......Heck no, you freak. Get away from me."



Problem 2: Finding somebody that is not only willing to sacrifice their shoes but that also has the same size feet as you.
...because there's no way in Hades that I'm strolling around in a pair of Size Sixes.



Problem 3: Destination.
Once you find a person with the same size feet that also doesn't need their shoes for an hour or so, where the heck do you even go?? I guess I'd, like... walk to the store or something? Maybe take a couple laps around the block? Come to think of it, I don't ever really walk anywhere! ... Scratch that. I DO walk a lot. From the couch to the refrigerator and back. But that's really just about it. Once I got those elusive shoes, where would I go?? Not a clue.



Confusion: What does walking a mile in their shoes actually even do? Do their shoes somehow transmit some type of magical power that helps you understand their issues? If you wore a business man's shoes, would you suddenly feel richer? If you borrowed the shoes of somebody that was starving to death, would you immediately feel hungry? If you walked a mile in the shoes of someone who just got dumped by their long-time significant other, would that walk take you right off a cliff or something? Like... how does literally walking a mile in their shoes really teach you ANYTHING about their life, apart from their preference in sneakers?



Conclusion: Walking a mile in someone else's shoes is not a good idea. It's not plausible, it's not practical, and, you know, it's just plain stupid.



Also, "Christmas Shoes" is the worst Christmas song ever written. Period. Just thought I'd throw that in there.




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Friday, October 4, 2013

The End of Summer Time

      Hello Again! It is that time again, time for the end of my summer, though we are in October and it is cold and rainy. I just wanted to hold onto my summer a little longer, hence the next blog in my installment of magical music! I am a huge supporter of my friends and my friends just so happen to be in bands, not all of them, but many of them so some of my blogs will include their bands. So to start this blog off I am going to go back to the end of August it was my friend Tiffani Barney’s birthday and she was having a birthday bash of sorts. The new band she and her husband Mike Barney, have joined called Johanna Johanna was amazing. 

        They regaled us that evening with their Eisley like music and spunky attitudes. They quickly became one of my new favorites, I know it seems like I say that a lot but I like to focus on the positive and bands I like, not so much on ones I don’t.  The night was truly incredible! My other friend Rob Alvord also played with his band Fat Candice, which I think is a pretty stellar name. Johanna Johanna was one of a kind and their music was very inspiring, I can’t wait for them to release their album. Soon J until then they have a place where your ears may enjoy the magnificentness that is them!  Your ears can be mesmerized by their musical glory! Here> http://johannajohanna.bandcamp.com/#zplays. I personally recommend the song “when we were young” to get you started. Also know I write a lot about different friends bands and there are two reasons why, I LOVE LOCAL Music, seriously and because I really enjoy what many of my friends have to share with the world.  Many of my blogs will be mainstream and local mixed together or sometimes just straight local and not always my friends because I want to make it equal. I hope you can appreciate all of it and if you ever have any suggestions on what to listen to hit me up, I always love finding new bands to listen to.
Johanna Johanna


          Last but not least to end my epic summer of music I had the opportunity to go to Park City, well technically Deer Valley, and see some of the most inspirational singers to me. Sara Barellies and One Republic (NOT to be confused with One Direction who I personally do not care for.) It was an unforgettable night, I love them both so much I was just in awe of their musical beauty and in the mountains, it was so breathtaking! One of my favorite songs by Sara is actually quite ironic because it sounds very similar to Katy Perry’s Roar. There was an article released  not to long ago about both artists reaction to it and they say that it is cool that they sound similar. 
       
         Anyway the song is called Brave and it is meaningful because sometimes I just need to be Brave and share how I feel or what I think and let it go from there. She ended performing this song and I couldn’t help but sing along, what an inspiration! As far as One Republic, I have seen them 4 or so times and they have NEVER disappointed, Ryan Tedder is just fantastic live! His energy, his sound, the way he interacts with the audience I could not ask for a better artist, he is right up there with Ben Kweller for me. I took a friend from Cali  with me and it was her first Utah concert, I was so excited to share it with her and she seemed to have just as much fun as I did! It was an unforgettable summer and I can’t wait to see what fall brings with Imagine Dragons, The Fictionist, Macklemore, and my local buddies Kiss Me Kill Me, and Fat Candice. Until next time, tomorrow J which actually that blog will have very little to no music it will be all about Comic Con. Till then “Live life to the fullest, enjoy every moment and every experience!”
One Republic and Sara Bareilles


~Crystal Nichols

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Blog Hog

So I haven’t wanted to be a blog hog, so I haven’t blogged for a while to give others time to blog. But then too many cool things happened and now I have to jam them all into a few blogs so, be prepared to be ambushed with bloggy goodness and wonderful music!!  Oh and pictures, picture time J First I want to start with I went and saw the New Electric Sound live! It was spectacular! Now just to let you know if I like a band and they don’t sound good live I have a hard time liking them anymore, not to say that I won’t like them it is just tough for me. But this was not the case at all with them. If you ever get the chance to check them out, I HIGHLY recommend going!! They sound even better live then on their albums. I know I have talked about them before but seeing them live was the best! So I just had to blog about them again.
The New Electric Sound

Next on my music tour was Tegan and Sara and FUN. Now don’t get me wrong I was excited to see Nathan strutting his stuff and being just an incredible singer but I was really there to enjoy the musical enlightening of Tegan and Sara. I have loved them since I saw them open for the Killers literally like 10 years ago! I especially love their songs The Con and Back in Your Head. They are an incredible women duo and super fun to watch! I went with my mom and she was actually excited to see FUN. She is part of the reason I bought the tickets in the first place. She loves Nathan and I think he is quit talented as well, I actually I liked him when he was in The Format. I also had forgotten I had seen them when they opened for Jack’s Mannequin years ago, when they were just starting out. It was neat to see how far they had come since the first time I had seen them. Over all the night was a success for both of us we had so much fun singing and dancing. A concert outside under the stars with incredibly talented performers with my mom, I couldn’t have asked for a better night!  Tegan And Sara did not let me down; they were definitely the highlight of the night for me. If you don’t know Tegan and Sara, here is a link to The Con. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soJtF3F5t2k.

FUN.














Lastly near the end of August (yes I know I am super behind) I had the opportunity to fly to San Francisco and see my 49ers play against the Vikings. I know it is not music but every once in awhile I go and do something else :P The game was fantastic, I have never been to an NFL game and it was a blast. I love football, well most sports in general, so it was super exciting to be there in person. Especially since it is the last year they will be at Candlestick Park, I felt honored to be there. I also love going to San Francisco because of the smells, sounds and just overall feel. It was a nice weekend trip and the best way to end my summer, well maybe not totally end. Stay tuned and I will share the end of my summer of music and the beginning of fall. It won’t be long before I share my next round of adventures, more shows and more fun!! J  Until then continue to “Live life to the fullest, enjoy every moment and every experience!”
Doug and I  ready to watch!

Niners Coming out onto the field
Let the games begin!















~Crystal N.



Guest blog: One LDS woman's thoughts about the priesthood

Ordain men. Ordain women. Seems like a “logical” explanation to a few very vocal women belonging to the controversial "Ordain Women" movement. Here is the issue: religious issues are often not logical. Our finite minds often cannot comprehend the infinite mind of Heavenly Father.
As a woman belonging to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, I often contemplate the blessings of the priesthood. You might argue that if I am not ordained to the priesthood I do not have ALL of the blessings of the priesthood. That I, as a woman, am not equal to the men in my congregation - but these are blessings that I have complete access to!
Consider this example: I, a faithful female member of the Church, am stranded on an island with my young daughter. My daughter has been injured and is in need of a priesthood blessing. Neither of us has been ordained to the priesthood. Oh no! What do I do now?! 
Well let us think about this LOGICALLY. The priesthood is God’s power on this earth. Okay, how do I call upon the powers of God to help my daughter? I would hold my daughter and pray, with faith, calling upon the powers of God that he would heal my daughter. I would ask him to tell me what I needed to do to help save her. I believe that God would hear my pleas. I believe that, if it were His will, He would heal my child.
What about participating in the ordinances like baby blessings, sacrament, etc.? To me, this question can also be answered. The priesthood is given to men to make up for the characteristics women are given by nature. Baby blessings: As a mom, I often feel like I daily receive revelation for my daughter. Through daily prayer and faith, I receive revelation for what my young daughter needs. Through prayer and faith, I am able to ask God to give my daughter the blessings she needs. Sound familiar? Prayer and revelation is one way that women, as mothers, BLESS their children. Mothers do not NEED the priesthood to bless our children. The Sacrament: The sacrament gives the young men in the church to provide service to the members of the ward. Why don’t women get to do this? Because we do not need to. It is in a women’s nature to serve and love people. This doesn't come naturally to all men.
Not being ordained to the priesthood doesn’t mean I don’t have the power of God at my fingertips. Not being ordained to the priesthood doesn't mean I don’t get to ask God to bless my children every single day. Not being ordained to the priesthood doesn't mean I don’t get to serve members of my ward.
What more do these women want?!
As a woman, being a faithful member of the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints means I do get the same blessings of ordained men because, though I NEED THE PRIESTHOOD, I don’t NEED to be an ORDAINED priesthood holder to obtain these blessings.