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Friday, August 23, 2013

A-Town takes Anaheim - Five main differences between me and your typical annual pass holder

My name is A-Town and I just got back from vacation. Yes, it's true. A-Town took Anaheim last week. The  main intent and purpose of my visit is a whole 'nother story, as they say, but I would like to discuss, briefly, one aspect of that trip. I had the blessed opportunity to spend a couple days in the Happiest Place on Earth. I LOVE Disneyland. I'm, like, obsessed, pretty much. I also had the unique experience of spending those days in the Park with two native Californians. Now, don't get me wrong, I had an amazing time and had some great company - but, as the time passed, I began to notice that there are some major differences between myself and your average annual pass holder. I'd like to highlight the differences I noticed in five points.

1- Frequency of visits
As a kid, back in the good old days of the booming American economy, I was fortunate enough to be able to visit Disneyland on an almost bi-annual basis. As I have grown older, as the economy has gotten worse, and as Disneyland ticket prices have skyrocketed, the frequency of my Disney vacations has plummeted and, over the past decade and a half, I haven't been able to visit the Park as often as my little heart would desire. Because of this lack of quality time with Mickey and friends, I will look for ANY reasonable excuse to head down to Anaheim. I love going to Disneyland, largely thanks to the wonderful childhood memories that I've treasured for a lifetime, but also because it's something that I don't get the chance to do very often.
In comparison, the typical California native with an annual pass can go hit up Disneyland and California Adventure at the tip of a hat. They could go every weekend if they wanted or even visit the Park multiple times in the same week if they wanted! How lucky is that? However, because this is such a common thing for them, I fear that they do not truly value the experience they're having. That would be like me taking the Utah mountain ranges for granted. I've been known to turn down a hike or a backpacking trip from time to time. It's not that I don't like nature, necessarily, but I don't feel like hiking that often because it's something I could do whenever the heck I wanted. When I go to the coast, it's nice to see the beach. I like going to the beach because we don't have that in Utah. Contrarily, I'm sure somebody from California would love to come skiing or snowboarding in Utah because they don't get a lot of opportunities to do that on the West Coast.
Another example: Take a typical college student. I believe there are probably two general types of college kids: 1) those who pay for themselves and 2) those who are paid for by others. In my experience, those who will not only try the hardest to get good grade but also enjoy their college experience the most are those who pay their own way. Similarly, I believe that I enjoy Disneyland more than a typical annual pass holder because it takes so much of an effort to get me there in the first place.

...because I had just arrived.
2- Length of stay in Park
Once I'm at the Park, I want to be AT THE PARK. Story: I went on a Disneyland trip with a bunch of summer camp counselors back in 2010. Whilst enjoying ourselves on the vacation, several of the counselors suggested that we leave Disneyland that afternoon to either go back to the hotel and swim or take a nap. I was appalled. Disgusted. Like... really?? Why the heck did I pay so much money to go to California if all I was going to do was take a nap? I could have stayed home and taken a nap for free! And it's not like there are no swimming pools in Utah. No beach, sure, but they wanted to go swim in the hotel pool. Really?! When I go to Disneyland (and when I pay that much money to go TO DISNEYLAND), I want to be AT DISNEYLAND. Naps are for sissies. There will be plenty of time to sleep when you get home. I want to be there from open to close every single day, if possible. I want my money's worth. In my most recent trip to Disneyland, I spent one day with a Californian who had just obtained their annual pass. I think they were probably good to go home at like 3:00 in the afternoon. By the time 8:00 PM rolled around, it almost seemed like we were dragging her through the Park for the final three hours of the day. You know, I felt a little bad about that. She drove me there, so we were all going to end up leaving at the same time, but there was no way in H-E-double-toothpicks that I was letting her out of the Park before 11:00 that night. I felt kind of bad... but not really. There's difference number two between me and the fabled annual pass holder - average length of stay in the Park per day. Open to close, baby. Open to close.

Benefits of staying late.

3- Hustle
As previously mentioned, I was just at Disneyland with a few people on vacation. One of my friends was awesome. She loves Disneyland, I love Disneyland. It was beautiful. The other friend, mentioned at length in Reason #2, wasn't quite loving it on an equal level as we were. At one point, she asked why we were walking around "like we're in a hurry." That comment right there is what sparked my idea to write this post. We weren't "in a hurry" - we were at Disneyland! That was why I was working the Park like the proverbial banshee. I only had a day and a half at Disneyland and California Adventure during that particular trip (which is nowhere even close to enough time to do everything I wanted to do, by the way), so I wanted to try to do as much as possible. I was walking around like I was "in a hurry" because the dang line for the Cars Land ride at Radiator Springs was never anywhere less than 45 minutes long. I was walking around like I was in a hurry because we were only able to go on Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye one time during my stay. I was walking around like I was in a hurry because there were thousands of other people there trying to get a better spot than me in line. And it's not like I was RUNNING. In fact, I don't even think I was walking that fast. I was just tired of getting stuck behind lollygaggers (annual pass holders, no doubt) that were walking around like the elderly. Sure, my feet were burning and my legs hurt like heck, but just think of it this way: your feet can either be killing you at Disneyland or your feet can be killing you at home. I'll take Disneyland. The pain is temporary, but the glory lasts forever.

Thrilled to be there, obviously.

4- Fast Passes
If you're trying to maximize your experience at Disneyland and California Adventure, Fast Passes are the only way to go. For those of you who don't know what a Fast Pass is, it's basically a ticket you can periodically get throughout the day that lets you bypass about 90% of the line for a given ride. There is a certain way to use Fast Passes strategically that will save you hours of time. For instance, we got Fast Passes for Splash Mountain last week and, instead of having to wait in line for over an hour, we were in and out and on our way to the next attraction within 17 minutes. Considering the fact that Splash Mountain is about 10-minutes long, that's pretty dang awesome. Don't want to wait 90 minutes for Space Mountain? No problem. Fast Pass it and come back later on in the day. The other trick is to make sure you are requesting Fast Passes as often as possible. The Fast Pass ticket will tell you what time your next Fast Pass is available - so be sure to find a ride to reserve as soon as possible. By always attempting to request a Fast Pass at the earliest available time, you thereby ensure yourself as little time waiting in line as possible. Another tip: Don't use Fast Passes on attractions that don't usually have long lines, anyway. Buzz Lightyear's Astro Blasters is a great ride, but it's usually not that busy in the first place. Reserve your precious Fast Passes for more popular attractions like Indiana Jones, Splash Mountain, Space Mountain, and the Tower of Terror. Is this not common knowledge amongst annual pass holders? I was obsessing over the whole Fast Pass concept last week and there were times where they looked at me like I was crazy. Sure, I volunteered to walk all the way across Disneyland from Small World to Splash Mountain and back again to get Fass Passes for our group while they stood in line, but the benefits outweigh the awkward navigation, don't they? I saved our group 50 minutes of standing in line with those little puppies! They should have been bursting with gratitude!

Worth the walk.

5- Enjoying the little things
Another thing I love about Disneyland is the little stuff. Stuff that, again, would likely be taken for granted by someone who frequents the Park often. I love walking through New Orleans Square to hear the live music. I love eating churros and frozen bananas. I am OBSESSED with the Dole Pineapple stand outside the Tiki Room. I, for one, love taking a tour around the globe on Small World. Many would argue that the song is annoying, but I like it. I like it because it means I'm in Disneyland. I like the difference between riding the Jungle Cruise and Big Thunder Mountain Railroad during the day versus the same attractions once the sun goes down. I like how totally '80s Captain EO is. (That thing is HILARIOUS! Well, I thought so, anyway. I think the two '90s babies I went with probably thought it was really strange.) I like the short lines you can find while everybody else is off watching Fantasmic or World of Color. I am astounded by the detail and the imagination that is put into every aspect of those Parks. There is so much good stuff in Disneyland that not everyone appreciates like I do. Maybe I'm crazy, maybe I'm obsessed, or maybe I'm just the best person you could ever take to Disneyland with you. I've always said that Disney throws the best parties - and I'm all about partying with Disney.

They were good.

And finally, a quick word about annual pass holders that don't live in California: What the heck are you? Loaded?

Now it's time to say goodbye, but hey - believe it or not, I actually want to hear from YOU PEOPLE! What do you love about Disneyland? What don't you like? Favorite rides? Favorite foods? Funny stories? Let's hear all about it in the comments section below. And, in the meantime, you can follow me on Twitter: @atownmania / @SotTUnderground

See ya real soon!

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

An in-depth look at the 2013-14 Utah Jazz schedule

A little over two weeks ago, the NBA released its regular season schedule. After surveying the calendar, the general feeling among the Jazz fanbase and prognosticators is that the 2013-2014 schedule for the Jazz won't be a friendly one.

The schedule makers have constructed a schedule full of quirks, long road trips and back to back turnarounds which will present a challenge for one of the NBA's youngest teams. For a team projected by many national onlookers to finish in the bottom of the Western conference, the Jazz have few stretches or individual games which can be considered easy matchups, guaranteed wins, or even opportunities for condensed win streaks. However, as a fanbase which is trying to learn to condition itself to view the team with macro lenses and prepare for learning moments instead of a 50 win season, there are plenty of fascinating portions in the 2014 schedule to pinpoint.

There are numerous angles to analyze the team's journey in 2014. How will the young Jazz handle a March east coast trip with five games in seven nights? How will they endure a Friday night game down in Dallas followed by a rapid turnaround and meeting with the defending champion Heat the following night in Salt Lake City? How will Trey Burke fare in the first month of his NBA career against a slew of all-star Caliber point guards? Who will provide the emotional charge for the Jazz during their former teammate reunion tour on the East Coast prior to Christmas? At what point does this team hit a physical wall and how will they forge through it? And in a season where it feels like the Jazz are playing a behemoth every night, are there any spots to find relief?

Taking a quick month by month trip through the 2013-14 season, there are key stretches for the Jazz as well as some juicy individual matchups. An NBA season is a complex journey with emergencies, surprises, in-season roster transactions, and unexpected injuries but presented below are a few basic events Jazz fans can expect to witness from November through next April.

November

Wednesday Nov. 30, Game 1: Opening Night against OKC.
Last year, the Jazz had a smooth opening to the season hosting a Dirk-less Mavs team coming off of a disappointing post-lockout season and adjusting to a new backcourt corps of Darren Collison and OJ Mayo. After an uneven first half of play, the Jazz found their rhythm and cruised to a double digit victory. This year the Jazz get the Thunder on opening night in Russell Westbrook's first non-preseason game back since being knocked out by Patrick Beverley in Game 2 of the First round of last spring's playoffs.  One can expect OKC will bare their fangs in the opening game of a season which could be a revenge year for them (they've taken a hit from the media after a blase offseason in which they lost Kevin Martin and are perceived to have nothing to show after the leftover assets from the James Harden trade appear to be barely more than Steven Adams and Jeremy Lamb). While the Jazz have been handed a tough assignment on opening night, they can at least take comfort in the fact that they'll be opening at home. The NBA was kind enough not to throw the Jazz into the den of Cheseapeake Energy Arena for Game 1 and that reality will at least be useful in that Trey Burke and Rudy Gobert get to initiate their careers within the friendly confines of ESA.
It's also a much better tone-setter for the rest of the season if Utah is able to gather themselves at home and ride the waves of hometown encouragement and familiar surroundings rather than getting potentially throttled in OKC to start their year. The Westbrook-Burke matchup should be alluring: while it won't be fruitful to conclude studies on Burke's season outlook after a sample size of one game, Jazz fans will at least receive an initial look at Burke and watch how he performs against one of the premier players in the league at his position.    

Saturday Nov 2, Game 3: Home vs. Houston.
 Salt Lake City is one of the towns to get the first regular season glimpse of Dwight Howard in Rockets' red. If Houston elects to utilize their twin towers matchup of Howard and Omer Asik for much of the game, it will be the first of many times this season that Favors and Kanter are exposed to opposing teams' starting post men for an extended period of time: Asik and Howard should be a handful.
Secondarily, this game is also a chance for long awaited redemption following an embarrassing outing by the Jazz against this team last January in which James Harden led his visiting Rockets to a 45 point shredding of Utah, the worst home loss in Jazz franchise history. Many former Jazzmen who bore witness to that loss last year won't be around for the rematch but that game might still be seared in the minds of the holdovers like Hayward and Favors. If anything it's an opportunity for the Jazz to show resolve, both after their home loss against Houston last season and after who knows what will happen with the Thunder on opening night.

Tuesday Nov. 5 - Saturday Nov.9- Four game East Coast Road trip (@BKN, BOS, CHI, TOR).
The Jazz start out the season with two of their first three games at home against West powerhouses before racking up frequent flier miles as they head East. In a season when the Jazz can't afford cheap losses against likely sub-.500 teams, they get two shots at potential lottery teams on this trip in Boston and Toronto. As the Jazz will discover this season, even the matchups against supposedly easier teams won't be a certain walk in the park as they get Boston and Toronto on the second nights of back to backs in a one week span.
Trey Burke will weather the tough task of facing three premier starting point guards, two of which are coming off of significant knee injuries. (It remains to be seen whether Rajon Rondo will be fully rehabilitated in time to start the 2013-14 season.) Going 2-2 on this trip could be crucial for the Jazz if they hope to end up on the more optimistic end of predicted wins for themselves this year. If they croak against Phoenix (Game 2 of the season) and put up a goose egg on the road trip, they are looking at a precarious 0-7 start to the season before they can blink. On the other hand, if the Jazz perform up to potential in the first three games of the season and take care of the winnable games on their road trip, a 4-3 start to the season is not inconceivable either.


Historical Reflections: Last November the Jazz also embarked on an early four game November road trip in which they faced off against Toronto and Boston. The Jazz won a memorable triple overtime thriller in the Canadian leg of the trip after current backup point guard John Lucas III hit a game tying three to force the third overtime followed by the Jazz giving away a tight game against Boston that was tied with less than 90 seconds to go. Utah went on that road trip seven games into the 2012-13 regular season. This year they'll take off for the East coast right after Game three. Last year the Jazz didn't play in Chicago until March when they suffered the third of four straight cruel losses during the most infamous road trip of 2013, while this year's meeting in Chicago will occur on Game two of the four game swing.

Peculiarities: The Jazz will wrap up their season series with Chicago by Thanksgiving. The two matchups with Chicago were brutal for the Jazz in 2013 as Chicago swept the Jazz. The first meeting was a back and forth affair in Salt Lake City on February 8th. Al Jefferson's tremendous 32 points and 13 boards were squandered as Carlos Boozer scored 11 straight points for the Bulls down the stretch and squeaked out a four point victory. The next meeting in Chicago was utterly forgettable for the Jazz as Marco Belinelli hit a game winning 3-pointer with 10 seconds left to hold off Utah.

December

Wednesday Dec. 11-Monday Dec. 23: "Gauntlet 1"
The month of December includes 9 road games and this 13 day stretch contains 7 of those 9. The last five occur on another East Coast road trip which could be termed as the heart of the "Utah Jazz 2013 mini-reunion tour." During this road trip the Jazz will see (presuming good health) Paul Millsap and DeMarre Carroll in Atlanta on the third game of the trip and Al Jefferson in Charlotte on the following night, a Saturday in the Queen City. 
Four of the five games will occur in the Eastern Time Zone and are bookended with the defending champion Heat to initiate the proceedings and Western Conference finalist Memphis to end the road trip. Like the Houston games at home, the returning Jazz cadre could be harboring images from when the Grizzlies officially ended their season the previous time they were in town and have ideas of redemption.  Of course by the time they get to Memphis they may have different matters on their mind like trying to get home mentally and physically intact after the grueling effects of a five game road trip and being away from home for over 8 days. (Independent of the challenge against Memphis, Utah fans will be sure to hear from the traveling media crew on outlets that day about the incomparable barbecue cuisine that Memphis has to offer).
However at the end of the December road trip which could be described as draconian, there's an analytically intangible reward waiting for the Jazz: an uninterrupted Christmas holiday break that gives the team a chance to refresh. After playing in Memphis on the 23rd, the Jazz don't play again until the 27th at home against the Lakers. That gives the Jazz a full three days off and the chance to eat Christmas Eve dinner at home and spend the entire Christmas holiday for the family. Who knows today if Ty Corbin will make them practice over that three day break but it's a great chance for the Jazz to recharge, spend time with their loved ones, and regroup from the first gauntlet they'll encounter this season.
     
Peculiarity #1: How about the double whammy of defending conference champs the Jazz have to face heading into their 5 game east coast swing?!  San Antonio serves as their lone home date between the 9th and 27th of December and two days later, the Jazz have to play in Miami. Utah will see arguably the 2014 NBA's two best teams within a three day and 2,000 mile span. Gordon Hayward will have his hands full with Kawhi Leonard and then Lebron James. Depending on how his rehab comes along, Utah may find themselves as one of the first teams to play against Greg Oden after missing four years of action.

Peculiarity #2: Due to Mo Williams signing with the Blazers earlier this month, the Jazz will end up playing a team with every former member of the 2013 roster during the month of December. Not including the currently unsigned Jamaal Tinsley and Kevin Murphy who found employment outside of the NBA, every non-Jazzman who played on the team last season is on the Jazz schedule in December. The festivities begin on the 6th in Portland as the starting and backup point guards in 2013, Mo Williams and Earl Watson welcome the Jazz to the Rose City.

After the Jazz load up on VooDoo Donuts, they rematch the Blazers three days later at ESA. On the 13th, the Jazz meet up with Randy Foye in Denver, then rendezvous with DeMarre Carroll and Paul Millsap in Atlanta. Utah gets both meetings with Al Jefferson out of the way this month when they play in Charlotte on the 21st and then in Salt Lake City on the last game of the 2013 calendar year. Obviously, there will be a lot of key subplots and individual matchups in play during this month including the mentor versus understudy dynamic when Kanter and Favors play Jefferson, the ovations Watson, Mo and Big Al will see in their first games back in Salt Lake City since last year, and the fact that four opponents (over six games) this month can gameplan for the Jazz with Corbin-coached players providing intel.


January

Tuesday Jan. 21- Friday Jan. 30: "Homestand"
This month spots the Jazz a relatively light workload of 12 games. January is where the Jazz figure to regroup and gather their second wind. They have only one multi-game road trip in January which takes them to San Antonio, then Detroit and finally Minnesota. Adding to their month of relief is the fact that they only have one back to back (at Minnesota after playing at Detroit the night before).    
Health was a big issue for the Timberwolves last year and the Jazz get them twice this month as part of a home and home series beginning with the last game of the three-game road trip for Utah. The Jazz had great success with Minnesota in 2013, sweeping all four regular season games by an average of 12.3 points per game. The Jazz also benefited from the absence of Kevin Love in three of their meetings and Nikola Pekovic for the last two contests. If Minnesota can stay intact this season, many experts project them to be the 7th or 8th seed in the West, but in the wake of a combined 341 games missed for the Timberwolves last season, a long-term bill of health for Minnesota might be hopeful conjecture.
The Minnesota home and home start off a pivotal four game home series to round out the end of the month's schedule. After hosting Minnesota on a Tuesday, the Jazz get three full days off before hosting a Wizards team which likely could be on the Eastern Conference playoff bubble in 2014. The Jazz then face off against a lower-tier Western Conference team in Sacramento before their end-of-month contest against Golden State. This homestand happens to be the first and only four game stretch in a row at Energy Solutions Arena for the Jazz all season. The strongest team they'll likely play during this home stretch are the Warriors, which also happens to be one of three games nationally broadcast on ESPN involving the Jazz. Expect an especially electric atmosphere anytime the Warriors come into town, and with a late tipoff that Friday night, Energy Solutions should be in a frenzied state. The Jazz have few margins for error this upcoming season and they'd be doing themselves a huge favor to take advantage of their schedule during the second half of January.

Random Useless Trivia: Friday the 30th versus the Warriors will feature the last Jazz game played in the David Stern era. Stern will hand over his post to commissioner-in-waiting Adam Silver on February 1st. Stern likely won't make it to Salt Lake City to witness this game as Brooklyn and the Knicks play in successive nights leading up to the New York Super Bowl but count on plenty of booing as Jazz fans reign down their annual spite upon the Warriors, who wrested away a draft pick from Utah two years ago and hold the Jazz's futures in another pick that upcoming spring. 


February

Like January, the February schedule for the Jazz is relatively sparse and merciful compared to the March and pre-New Years' docket. With the All-Star break placed in the middle of the month, the Jazz see just 12 games in February. Every game will be a battle for the young Jazz in the upcoming season, but in this month, the Jazz see 9 teams that finished with no better than a 7th seed, including 7 teams that missed the playoffs altogether in 2013. If the Jazz can make the most of their opportunities in January, this could present the time of the year in which they can build upon January momentum and start to carve out a system of regularity within the team.

The main obstacles the Jazz will face in this month are threefold:
1) 6 of the 12 games occur as part of back-to-backs. This obstacle may actually come out as a blessing in disguise for Utah. In a season in which they have a league 2nd-most 20 back to backs, it's beneficial for the Jazz to get some of the back to backs out of the way in a month with just 12 games and a likely weeklong vacation for most of the roster in the middle of the month (and in the middle of another snowy Salt Lake Winter). An interesting factor to keep an eye on is how the Jazz perform on the second night of these three back to backs. In each of these three back to backs, the Jazz play Game 1 on the road followed by a turnaround hop to Salt Lake City where they play at home the following night. Overall the Jazz were barely below average on the second night of back to backs last season going 8-9 in those games. However at home on the second night of back to backs, the Jazz went 4-1. As stated earlier, much of the roster has been overturned but if last season is any indication, the Jazz should benefit from playing all three of February's second back to back games in Salt Lake City.
2) The Jazz also play the Heat on the second night of a back to back. Utah has had the slight upper hand against Miami since Lebron and Bosh joined forces with Dwyane Wade and Pat Riley in Summer 2010, going 3-2 against them (the two teams met once during the lockout season of 2012, a one point victory in Salt Lake City for the Jazz). The most recent meeting between the Jazz and Miami took place last January in Utah, a thrilling finish that saw Miami cut a 21 point deficit down to 3 in the span of 9 minutes before Gordon Hayward came through for the Jazz down the stretch with a number of clutch plays, capping off one of his finest individual games of the season. The main question for the Jazz coming into this game (besides health at the exact point in time) is how much energy will they have left for the defending champs after playing in Dallas the night before?
3) The uncertainty facing the team as they come up to the trade deadline. Everyone has a general idea of how many wins the Jazz will accrue next season but it's more difficult to forecast how each and every player on the team will be performing as they near in on the trade deadline. What's even more challenging to predict is which, if any players, will be commanding interest from other teams. If the Jazz fail to build upon potential mid-January momentum and are playing subpar, the unknown questions of if they'll have the same co-workers the following week could be another mental anvil heaped upon their mandate of learning how to play with each other through an already taxing season.

Depending on these variables, the Jazz could be looking at staying with the same roster that's been assembled in August or picking up new assets at the deadline. It's hard to predict the exact events of February 2014 but these are the potential realities and feelings members of the Jazz roster could be experiencing during those mid-February weeks. Some of Utah's opponents as they approach the trade deadline include Miami, the Lakers, Philadelphia, Brooklyn, and Portland.

Spotlight Game: Wednesday, Feb. 19. Home vs. Brooklyn: Utahns budgeting around attending just a game or two in 2014 might be more disposed to seeing the defending champion Heat play here on February 8, but the cast of characters on the Nets coming into town for the first game after the All-Star break might present a matchup too juicy to bypass. Utah's favorite former ringleader Deron Williams leads the Nets but this time he brings a star-studded gang in addition to Joe Johnson and Brook Lopez. Keeping in mind that Andrei Kirilenko also reports off the bench now for his Russian buddy Mikhail Prokhorov, all of a sudden it feels like the 2014 Jazz are taking on the 2009 Jazz along with their evil superstar twins. The Nets will be a hot ticket all around the NBA next year but this matchup with Utah might mean just a little bit more to Jazz fans than the average Nets' opponent.

February Blues: The Februaries of the Ty Corbin era have been particularly dreary ones beginning with the last 10 days of Jerry Sloan's tenure in Utah. The Jazz went a miserly 3-9 during the tumultuous February of 2011 when Sloan unexpectedly quit after a mid-month loss to the Bulls and reports of a heated halftime argument between him and Deron Williams, only for the Jazz to ship Deron to New Jersey two weeks later. Utah went a more serviceable 6-6 in February last season but their composite record over the last three Februaries is 13-24. Considering the season outlook for 2014, Jazz fans would be elated for a .500 win-loss record in any month, but it shouldn't be a surprise if the Jazz are overcome with turmoil in the loss column next February based on recent history in that month. 


March

Rope-a-Dope Month: "Gauntlet #2: Sunday, Mar. 2-Sat. Mar 8 (5 game East Coast Road Trip)"
"Southwest Grinder: Mar. 16-Mar. 19 (@ SA, @ HOU, @ MEM)"
The March schedule for the Jazz begins with a brutal blow right off the bat. Five games starting March 2nd at Eastern Conference finalist Indiana, followed by Milwaukee, then Washington, up to New York City to face the Knicks, and rounding out with a back to back at Philadelphia. After the Jazz try to withstand the effects of five games in seven nights with four of those games in the Eastern time zone, they come home for five days, only to turnaround and take on three of the projected six best teams in the West, all of whom possess all-star big men in Dwight Howard, Marc Gasol, Zach Randolph, and Tim Duncan.
Optimism is always a worthwhile exercise but apply the numbers to this portion of the schedule and rationalize the matchups any way possible and there is no other conclusion: March is a tough, tough month. The most accurate way to depict this portion of the schedule is to view it from the point of view of an old school boxing match. During certain fights in the mid-70s, Muhammad Ali employed the "rope-a-dope" technique in which he sustained punch after punch in the early rounds, only to bounce back after his opponent had punched himself into fatigue, rendering him vulnerable upon which a defensive-yet-fresh Ali would turn on his aggression and knock out his tired opponent. The Jazz may find themselves like Ali after that five game trip to commence March, sustaining a series of blows.
The difference here is no one knows if the Jazz will be knocked out or still standing after the East Coast swing. Provided the Jazz do show signs of life after what seems to be on paper an unforgiving road trip, there is not much time to go home and recuperate before embarking on the three game Southwest trip to face some of the best collective talent in the league. Overall the Jazz will endure their longest road trip of the season in March and play against every team in the West besides Denver that finished in the Top 5 in 2013. That doesn't include Houston and Dwight Howard, who after five months of getting to know one another should be rounding into top form as they near the end of the season. Utah had a collective 9-17 record against the Western Conference teams in 2013 that they'll meet in March 2014.

Game to Watch: There are numerous enthralling matchups in the month of March, and blindly pointing to a square on the calendar might be the most sensible way to pick the one best game to watch. But for those who prefer to choose their own destinies, a good sole viewing suggestion is the March 10th game at home vs. Atlanta, with the main reason being Paul Millsap's return to Utah. It will be interesting to observe the fan response for a player who gave a high amount of effort for seven years to the franchise and was the longest tenured member of the previous season's roster, but at times appeared disengaged and off track in his final season with the Jazz. This particular game should contain a good amount of drama and gauging the fan's reaction to Paul's return is an alluring reason to attend this one in person.


April

Following an arduous March, the Jazz finish off the season with a balanced schedule of 7 games, all against Western Conference opponents. Unless the Jazz have crafted a stunning playoff run, the theme by this point of the year will be the goal to build momentum for the upcoming year.
At least a good chunk of Jazz fans anticipating a plethora of lottery balls might be holding onto hope the Jazz will cede away these final games but there might be at least one game in April that the pro-tanking camp will cheer hard for Utah:

Sunday, April 6th at Golden State.
If all goes as hoped for the Warriors, they should be campaigning for a playoff spot and perhaps even homecourt advantage. A recurring topic in April 2014 will relate to Utah's possession of Golden State's first round pick. Though the Warriors, good health provided, will in all likelihood make their way back to the playoffs, the Jazz will relish the chance to move up a spot or two in the 20s of the first round by virtue of taking care of Golden State and their pick.

Though the schedule is thin in April, quite a few of the games are worth viewing. As is the case these days, any game against Golden State will be a heated affair and Portland comes to town this month along with Damian Lillard, Mo Williams, and Earl Watson. The last home game of the season is a real treat for the Jazz as they take on the Lakers. Depending on if the depleted Lakers can make a playoff run, this could be a do or die situation for the visiting team, and a neat paradigm shift for the Jazz: Last year the Lakers knocked Utah out of the playoffs on the last day of the season and a year later the Jazz could personally return the favor to one of their nemeses.


Season Summary: The Jazz have their hands full this year in terms of their presently constructed roster and the bumps and challenges they'll face together in their schedule. The Jazz have 20 back to backs, tied for the second most in the league and two East coast road trips, each with at least four away games. But as hard and difficult some portions of their schedule are, there are other portions which are equally as forgiving. March and December will no doubt feature stretches where the Jazz's mettle is tested, but January and February will also present them with chances to exhale and regather their footing.

On one hand, the morbid curiosity of the Jazz fan will be satisfied in watching his or her team struggle and learning to forge through multiple tests such as San Antonio, Houston, and Memphis all in the course of one road trip. But if this young and hungry group can learn to band together and struggle through these trials, they may come out on the other end a chiseled and mentally hardened team at the end of the season.

NBA observers may discover this team by the end of the season, if mentally composed, could be a serious contender ready to step forward next year and make some noise in the Western Conference. It will be near impossible to tell today, but in two or three years the Utah Jazz may be a mentally exceptional team thanks to the first major test they faced together, a cumulatively demanding 2013-2014 slate.

Randy Rigby said the back to back games are sooner, a pretty balanced schedule, should bode well for a young team. The Jazz need a hot start to the season. that may not necessarily align with the thought that this will be a growing season for the Jazz and we'll be judging them later on in the season rather than before. It puts the Jazz in a challenging spot where we expect them to be better in March, but the meat of their hard matchups come at that time.


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Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Modge Podge of Delightfulness

It has been a little while since I have blogged and for that I am sorry and I will be better! This blog is going to be a modge podge of Music and a little bit of Whovian-ness.  First let me say I have been to a few shows over the last few weeks and I enjoy the musical styling’s of many but it really irks me when one of the bands I enjoy works really hard for a long time and out of nowhere releases an amazing new album. Then not to long after they have released said new album another band releases an album that has a song or two or three that sounds an awful like the other band. I know this happens quit a bit and is no big deal but sometimes I just feel like it is not the business. With that being said I still love my music! J I recently found an AMAZING Local band, for me at least, it is the best since Imagine Dragons. They are called The New Electric Sound http://www.youtube.com/user/thenewelectricsound?feature=watch,(my favorite is Heartbeat). I know I am late to the game but I really enjoy the fresh sound they bring to the table of music, especially when there are so many copycats out there. Speaking of local, I had the wonderful opportunity of working U92’s Summer Jam it was interesting to say the least. If you ever want to go to a place or event to people watch, that would be it! So many people of different ages coming out to hear the likes of Tyga, A$AP Rocky, Kid Ink and more, it is one for the books for sure. On a different side of the scale I went and saw She and Him, Zooey Deschanel and M. Ward are so dreamy together. If my heart could write songs they would sound much like them J (name that quote) ha ha, but for real it was an incredible night of music and people watching, you will quickly learn that I am a major people watcher, people just fascinate me. Not in a judgmental way but a truly curious way as to why people act they way they do. My music life over the last few weeks has not been dull for a moment and I love every minute of it. I am lucky to go to and meet many of the Artist’s that perform and it is truly a blessing.

Ok now for the Whovian topic, I am proud to say I am a geek of many sorts, I am part of many Fandoms and I associate with many varieties of geeks, I call it my fandomonium. Anyway on to the point at hand Sunday at 4pm British time, the 12th Doctor was announced and there were mixed feelings across the internet because first he has already been in episode of Doctor Who and secondly he is older but there are things that are brought to mind. For example number 10 already met number 12 AND he shook hands with him, which breaks the paradox rule, you are NOT allowed to touch your parallel self or it results in a paradox shift. But the twist also might be that when the paradox was created is when Jon Hurt’s character was born and thus we have “the man with no name”.  However I also understand Steven Moffat kind of does whatever he wants and that the story will still work. I am excited for the new Doctor and new adventures, I am going to keep an open mind because he is a tad older then the regenerations I have recently come to love and he is not a ginger L but I am willing to see what happens and LOVE The Doctor no matter what, because really The Doctor is and always will be The Doctor. Sorry if you were lost in the Whovian talk I just had to get it out there also maybe it will peek some more interests and the Whovian world will grow. But for now I hope you enjoyed today’s blog. Till next time DUM DUM DUM WHOO WEE WHOO DUM DUM DUMM WHOO WEE WHOOO ;) 
Love, Crystal 

Saturday, August 3, 2013

If I Were the Commissioner of Baseball...

If I were the Commissioner of Baseball...

In all honesty, I could probably write this article in two words ("I'd quit"), but, for the sake of blogging, I will continue.

Remember as a kid when you'd play Monopoly? You would start out by buying a few properties, the game drags on, and you start realizing that the banker has more money than everyone else. Coincidence? After closely monitoring the banker's moves over the next few turns, you realize that he/she is, in fact, cheating. You call the banker out, argue for a bit, then you either switch bankers or quit the game. Even as a kid you knew that you weren't supposed to cheat.

Cheating is something that's been looked down upon, for years. Here are a couple of examples of things that happened - way back in the day - when people would cheat. When you cheat in anything, there are serious consequences... unless you're a baseball player.

A decent Major League Baseball player can enter the league sometime in his early twenties, and retire in his late thirties or even his forties. A person with enough talent can be playing high-level professional baseball for 15-20 years. That's a long time to be playing ball, right?

During those 15-20 years that one is playing professional baseball, there is a good chance that you, or one of your close friends on the team, will be introduced to using steroids or other PEDs. If you use these at any point in time during your career, you can and will be labeled as a "cheater."

Let's take a look at how much PED's can affect your career:

One very prominent former baseball player, Barry Bonds,  wasn't just good at his job, he was great. He was a great fielder, base runner, and batter, too. Through the first 15 years of his illustrious career, Bonds had belted 494 career home runs, averaging about 33 home runs per season. Had he retired at that point, everyone would still consider his career a huge success. In his 16th year, however, Barry blasted 73 home runs - in one year - breaking baseball's record for the most home runs in one season. Imagine your banker sneaking almost all of the Monopoly money into his pile. That's basically what Bonds did. He continued walloping home runs for another six years, and cheated his way into baseball's record books by stealing one of the most hallowed records in all of sports: most home runs in a career. Bonds was never suspended for steroid use.

In 2001-2003, another big league slugger, Alex Rodriguez was using steroids on a regular basis. He didn't admit it until after it had happened, but he did admit it.

Major League Baseball issued no penalty.

Rodriguez, 38, stopped using steroids for a time, but was recently caught using them again. Major League Baseball is now threatening to either give "A-Rod" a suspension for the rest of 2013 and all of 2014, or a lifetime ban.

This leads me to a question: how could baseball avoid the drama, bad press, and cheating? The answer is simple.

Test every player, and ban them on their first failed drug test.

Calm down, I know you think that's too harsh, but hear me out.

Ryan Braun, another juicer, was recently sentenced to a 65 game suspension for PED usage. Sixty-five games out of a 182 game season. Plus, Braun will go onto play baseball for a long, long time after that. One third of one season is a slap on the wrist. If I were the commissioner of baseball, and I were faced with this exact situation, I would ban every single player who is cheating immediately. No more 50, 65, or even 182 game suspensions. They would be banned from baseball for life.

If you start banning players now, the game as we know it will take a huge hit. Tons of notable players would be gone, but it starts everyone out with a clean slate, and the future of baseball would be bright. Instead, the Ryan Brauns and A-Rod's of the world are destroying the our nation's pastime. They are tainting the record books and getting paid in the process! (Alex Rodriguez is owner of the two most expensive player contracts in sports history.) Lance Armstrong is banned for life, stripped of his Tour de France titles, and losing endorsement deals, but Ryan Braun will be back next spring.

Your banker is constantly stealing money from Monopoly's funds and you're doing nothing about it. It's time to act and make these players face consequences that fit their actions. Baseball needs to change, and it needs to change now.

Just remember kids, cheaters never prosper... unless you play baseball.

Meet Austin Christensen

Meet Austin Christensen

I'm Austin, 24, married to a wonderful woman and I'm the younger brother of the mastermind behind the Underground. 

As a youth, I attended and graduated from Alta High School. I currently have a really poor outlook on education which I don't care to explain at this time, but if you'd like to know more, you know how to reach me. I'm a writer for a digital marketing company, and I've had plenty my work published on many well known sites, as well as some that aren't so popular. I will also be working with the Utah Jazz's radio broadcast, this winter (for the second year), as a statistician and assistant producer. Yes I've met the players, and no, I can't get you free tickets (unless you're really, really cool). Aaron has asked me to contribute to this blog as a sports writer, and that's what I intend to do--write about sports. 

As far as my sports background goes, I've been a fan of sports my entire life. I'm a fan of the Utah Jazz, Boston Red Sox, any team that Drew Brees plays on, Real Salt Lake, the Brazilian national soccer team (I served my mission there) and the University of Utah. I like to consider myself to be a level-headed fan, although I didn't use to be. 

I'm very excited to start my writing at SotT Underground, and I hope that you all enjoy my writing.