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Tuesday, December 31, 2024

Nintendo Year in Review 2024


Guys, this is going to be a sad, sad little post. It's honestly pathetic, but I have to write it up anyway. For posterity. I did not play very much Nintendo this year. Sort of. I'll explain.

As I explained last year, Nintendo only tabulates its stats through the end of November, so - just like last year's report missed out on a lot of my "Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom" and "Mario Wonder" play time - this year's report is missing a significant amount of my time on the Switch for 2024. And that's a real shame, because I had been putting in WORK on "Super Smash Bros. Ultimate" before Christmas, just to find out that none of that time was being tracked. Great. Honestly, I probably played more in the first two and a half weeks of December than I did during any other entire month of the year, so I'm quite bugged by my recap for 2024. It... doesn't look good.

But I'll give it to you anyway because I know that there are so many of you out there who are dying to find out what I've been playing. Let's break it down.

First Game of 2024


You're going to start sensing a theme here.

Gameplay Totals


Only 38 hours?? I played more on my top game of 2023 last year than I did in all of 2024 combined?! That's just disappointing. I am disappointed in myself, and I am truly sorry. I promise to be better next year.

I might be better than that in January, just for the sake of it.

Top Games



So my top game of the year is an exercise game. How many people can say that? I am proud that this indicates that I have tried my best to stay active, which is great.


But "Civ 6" was my second most-played game of the year (four hours) and I played it for like three and a half hours on my birthday in November, so that's... impressive, I guess?


I played "Mario Party Jamboree" a handful of times after we gave it to our son for his birthday in late October. It's a great game and will probably be a highly played game next year, once it has a full 11 months of availability for my Year in Review.

Gaming Trends


I assume that "Fitness Boxing 2: Rhythm & Exercise" counts as "action," "boxing" and "training."

Monthly Breakdown


I can thank my birthday for this. I had planned on playing a bunch of Playstation on my day off but ended up playing the "Civilization VI" on the Switch most of the afternoon. This probably accounts for a lot of my "Mario Party" play time, as well.













[December was not calculated]

All Games Played

  • Fitness Boxing 2: Rhythm & Exercise
  • Sid Meier's Civilization VI
  • Super Mario Party Jamboree
  • Pokemon Violet
  • The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
  • Super Mario Bros. Wonder
  • New Pokemon Snap
  • Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
  • Trombone Champ
  • Mario Party Superstars
  • Mario Golf: SuperRush
  • Mario Strikers: Battle League
  • Dorfromantik
  • Pokemon Cafe ReMix [Editor's Note: This must have been Stockton.]
  • Super Mario Odyssey
  • Luigi's Mansion 3

Observations:
  • I play a lot of Mario games, I guess.
  • I started playing "Fitness Boxing 3: Your Personal Trainer" once it came out in December, so "Fitness Boxing 2" is now a thing of the past. RIP. It served me well.
  • "Trombone Champ" is a very strange and somewhat funny game that really annoyed my wife for a couple days. It only cost me like two bucks, so I thought it was worth a shot.

Favorite Game

There are two or three games that could probably qualify as potential games of the year. "Mario Party Jamboree" is incredible, but I don't think I played it quite enough in 2024. Watch out in 2025, though! I think that there is one correct choice for me this year, all things considered.

And the winner is...


Please do not underestimate the fact that my December stats were not counted. I had a couple video game nights with my neighbors where we played "Smash Bros.," then I went home to beef up my stats on my own console. I believe that I have now played with every character at least once, which is something that I couldn't say a month ago, and I even came up with a new preset for match rules that made the game way more fun for me. Once January 1 rolls around here in about seven hours, I'm going to crush some more "Smash Bros." to solidify its status as a game I love in 2025.

Prior Years Comparison

Hours Played
  • 2024: 38 hours
  • 2023: 169 hours

Top Games
  • 2024: "Fitness Boxing 2: Rhythm & Exercise," "Sid Meier's Civilization VI," "Super Mario Party Jamboree"
  • 2023: "The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild," "Mario + Rabbids: Sparks of Hope," "Metroid Dread"

Game of the Year
  • 2024: "Super Smash Bros. Ultimate"
  • 2023: "Mario + Rabbids: Sparks of Hope"

*****

What were your top Nintendo games of 2024? You can gather your stats here (for a limited time), if you haven't done so already. Let us know how you fared in the comments below, on Twitter (here and here) or on Facebook.

In the meantime, stay tuned for a couple more Year in Review blogs forthcoming in the next few days. Stay safe out there and have a happy new year!

Until next time.

Sunday, December 29, 2024

A-Town Playlist: Top Spotify Songs of 2024


It's the most wonderful time of the year! It's the time that I look forward to all year long and the time for which I unabashedly try to adjust my habits to give me the least lame results possible! It's End of the Year Blog season! First up this year is my Spotify Wrapped report, which (allegedly) gives me an accurate breakdown of how much music I consumed this year, as well as which artists I listened to the most.

Of course, my music stats for the year are just a tiny little drop in the bucket for the rest of you. I know that I only listen to a small fraction of what the rest of you guys are posting. I know it, I acknowledge it, and I am going to just keep typing this blog anyway. I've done it for like half a dozen years and I'm not going to stop now, dang it!

(Also, I have never heard of almost all of the bands you guys are getting in your Top Artists, which is very strange, but just wait until this year's PlayStation Wrap-Up, when I put you all to shame.)

Anyway, I digress.

As I'm sure I've whined about in the past, I'm not sure how accurate some of this stuff actually is, but it is always interesting to look back on how I spent my time, even if it's only, like, 85% believable. Let's go ahead and break this stuff down, as we have in the past, noting that Spotify took out a bunch of fun stats like "top genres" and a few others... but we'll do the best we can with what they gave us. Here we go!


Spotify Wrapped - Top 10 Songs

  1. "Werewolves of London" - Warren Zevon
  2. "Mr. Blue Sky" - Electric Light Orchestra
  3. "All the Small Things" - Blink 182
  4. "The Middle" - Jimmy Eat World
  5. "Could Have Been Me" - The Struts
  6. "Good Tonight" - Daniel Pemberton, Anthony Ramos
  7. "Brown Eyed Girl" - Van Morrison
  8. "Thnks fr th Mmrs" - Fall Out Boy
  9. "Seven Nation Army" - The White Stripes
  10. "Holiday" - Green Day


Analysis: Yeah, this is the year that my kids officially swayed my Spotify Wrapped.

I blame 1, 2, 6 and 7 100% on Stockton. In fact, I said several times throughout the year - out loud - that "Werewolves of London" was going to be my top song. I just knew it. My four-year-old son Stockton loves "Werewolves of London." He'd ask for it on repeat. And he'd sing along. So I love that song for me this year, too, and I'm totally ok with it.

Those other songs were also frequently requested (AKA "demanded") in the car because they come from animated movie soundtracks. Each time "Mr. Blue Sky" came on, Stockton would elatedly scream, "SUPER MARIO BRUDDAS!!" It's a good song. He's a smart kid.

"Good Tonight" is from the movie "The Bad Guys," which is a solid movie, and it's a fun dance scene, and it was probably the first song that Stockton could ever really sing along with. I, personally, would have loved to keep this one out of the Top 10, but it is what it is.

And then "Brown Eyed Girl" was always greeted with a squeal of "MINIONS!!" Again, a great song, and I'm ok with that one, too.

I have no idea where "All the Small Things" and "The Middle" came from. They're bangers and take me back to my college days, for sure, but I don't know what they're doing in my Top 10. "Seven Nation Army" is another one. I certainly listened to it a few times this year, but should it have cracked the leaderboard? I mean, like, Spotify... Dudes. I need to know: what qualifies as a "song play"? If I listen to it for three seconds and skip to something else, does that count?? I need to know!

Editor's note: This has become a running joke in my family and something to keep an eye on every year - Weezer's "Island in the Sun" came in at #16 this year (Weezer's highest song on the 2024 playlist), and there is just NO WAY that I listen to that song that much. It's practically an immediate skip if I even hear two notes of it because, for some reason, Spotify thinks it's my favorite song of all time... which IT'S NOT! Something ain't right! Stop ranking this so high every year, Spotify!

It's always nice to see The Struts in the Top 10, and "Could Have Been Me" 1) is their best song and 2) is no stranger to the top of my yearly recaps, so that wasn't a surprise to me. "Thnks fr th Mmrs" and "Holiday" are solid. No complaints there.

If I could have picked my top 10 favorite songs from 2024, this wouldn't have been it, but all in all, I'm just pretty proud not to have anything too cringe on the list this year. Woo.


Minutes Listened

My minutes listened took a nosedive last year due to my increased interest in audiobooks - and that's still the case, and I still work from home with my boys "large pets" - so I tried to make a more concerted effort this year to get in some extra Spotify time when I could. I bounced back a little in 2024, clocking in at 8,251 minutes (137 1/2 hours), which isn't too shabby. Let's review how that time has stacked up over the years:



Spotify says that my busiest listening day was October 19, when I listened to 328 minutes of music. That's more than five hours of listening, which is awesome. I have no idea what I was doing on that day, other than that it was a Saturday, so I was probably running errands and working out at the gym, which is prime earbuds time for me, so that probably accounted for a lot of it.

Apparently, I listened to 1,055 songs this year. I don't know what to make of that number, but... I think that's good?

I was in the top 0.05% of listeners for "Werewolves of London," which is quite the prestigious honor. I listened to it 15 times (ONLY?!), starting on March 17.

I like using Spotify's DJ feature (although his song choice does occasionally become a bit repetitive). I spent exactly 800 minutes with him this year.


Spotify Being Weird and Making No Sense at All

Spotify didn't give us top genres or several of the other fun statistics that they've given in the past. Nope. But new this year, Spotify categorized several months of my listening with some ridiculous, nonsensical descriptions. Here's what they said about me:

May was my "Apocalyptic Old School Metal Rock" phase, featuring artists like U2, Muse and The White Stripes.

June was a "Nerdy Fantasy Soundtrack," starring Daniel Pemberton and Borislav Slavov.

And July came up as a "Witchy Rhythm Games Classic Rock" phase, leaning heavily on Warren Zevon, Bob Seger and Creedence Clearwater Revival.

I have no idea what to make of any of that.


Top Artists

I listened to 536 artists this year, and these were my top five:

  1. Weezer: Weezer has been my top artist every year except once since I started keeping track of these stats, so their return to the top of the charts comes as no surprise this year. They are, after all, my favorite band. Congrats again, gentlemen. Spotify says I was in the top 2% of Weezer listeners for the year and... quite frankly... I could have done better.
  2. The Strokes: The Strokes are another of my favorite groups, so I'm happy to see them here. Their 2001 album "Is This It" is basically a no-skip record for me, so it makes sense that I would have spent a lot of continuous time listening to them.
  3. U2: At one point, back in my high school days, I would have said that U2 was my favorite band, and, although I wouldn't say I'm a consistent listener of theirs, every once in a while, I do get on a U2 kick. They've got some great stuff from the past several decades. U2 bounces up two spots from coming in at #5 last year. Nice.
  4. Elvis Presley: Elvis! Yes! Welcome to the top five, King! I was obsessed with Elvis as a kid and love his stuff, so I'm proud of this one!
  5. Billy Joel: Billy Joel was a staple of my youth. He and Elton John were my first concert, and he's one of only a few artists that I've seen live more than once. His entry into my top artists of the year is proof that a few days of binging albums goes a long way for my stats. Billy also remains in the top five from last year. Impressive.


Other Fun and Notable Songs in This Year's Top 100

There were many other songs that I enjoyed in 2024 that didn't crack the top 10, so I want to take a second to give them some love. Here were some of my other favorite tunes from the past 12 months:


  • Jessie's Girl - Rick Springfield (#23; featuring a guitar solo that I would absolutely slay if I could actually play the instrument)
  • I Wanna Be Sedated - The Ramones (#26; a song that Stockton learned some of the lyrics to - much to the shock and dismay of both of his grandmothers)
  • I Wanna Be Like You - Big Bad Voodoo Daddy (#29; frequently requested in the car)
  • Liar - Jelly Roll (#36; the first song I had ever heard by the man who confidently calls himself "Jelly Roll")
  • Look At Us Now (Honeycomb) - Daisy Jones & The Six (#39; a fake song by a fake band)
  • Party Hard - Andrew W.K. (#44; a certified banger)
  • Bathwater - No Doubt (#64; honestly shocked that this wasn't higher on the list)
  • Dancing in the Moonlight - King Harvest (#73; way better than the cover version that Spotify so often recommends to me)
  • ...Baby One More Time - Tenacious D (#76; a cover by Jack Black, the national treasure)
  • The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) - Ylvis (#80; one of my boys' favorite songs to dance to)
  • The Other Way - Weezer (#89; my old radio theme song)
  • Heaven - Live (#96; an oldie but a goodie)

Bonus Tracks

Why not fully embrace my "Apocalyptic Old School Metal Rock" phase from this summer (when I was introduced to Dungeons & Dragons and "Baldur's Gate III" by adding two songs from the BG3 soundtrack to my list of top songs of the year? They apparently didn't get listened to enough to make the leaderboard, but I certainly spent a long time listening to this stuff while preparing my first D&D campaign. As you'll find out in an upcoming post, I spent PLENTY of time playing "Baldur's Gate" on my Playstation, so this is only fitting.



Condensed Playlist (embed)

And last (but not least), I created a condensed 52-song playlist by which to remember the year in music, 2024, including the entire top 10, whether I, personally, liked them or not. Behold and enjoy:



That brings us to the end of this year's Spotify Wrapped. From all of us here at Signs of the Times, we hope that your own Spotify statistics were to your liking and that, most importantly, your children didn't jack up your top songs too much.

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Until next time.

Saturday, December 14, 2024

Grunkaylo and the Protection of Direwatch

 

Direwatch was a small, close-knit village nestled deep within a dense forest, known for its strong sense of community and self-sufficiency. The villagers were primarily carpenters, hunters, and gatherers, living in harmony with the natural world around them. They built their homes from the sturdy timber of the forest and relied on the land for their sustenance.

The egalitarian society of Direwatch contributed to the well-being of the community. They held regular gatherings to discuss village matters, celebrate festivals, and share stories. The citizens valued hard work, cooperation, and mutual respect. They were also deeply connected to their traditions and heritage, often adorning themselves with tribal warpaint and participating in ancient rituals to honor their ancestors and the spirits of the forest.

One of most prominent citizens in the village was named Grunkaylo - a towering half-orc standing at 6’5" and weighing 250 pounds. Grunkaylo, known as “Kaylo” to his close friends, was an intimidating presence, with his green skin and long, black hair tied in a ponytail. He wore dark tribal warpaint on his face and chest as a symbol of his heritage and a reminder of his past.


Grunkaylo lived a simple life as a carpenter and handyman, using his strength and skill to build and repair homes, furniture, and tools for his fellow villagers. He was well-loved by his community, known for his kindness, generosity, and unwavering sense of duty.

One fateful day, Direwatch was attacked by an enemy army - a ruthless band of mercenaries known as the Ironclad Legion. The Legion was notorious for their brutal tactics and unwavering loyalty to the highest bidder. They were a diverse group of warriors, including humans, orcs, and other races, all united by their thirst for power and wealth.

The motivation behind the attack on Direwatch was twofold. Firstly, the Legion had been hired by a powerful noble who sought to expand his territory and control the valuable resources of the forest. Direwatch, with its rich timber and strategic location, was a prime target. Secondly, the Legion aimed to instill fear and assert their dominance over the region, using the attack as a demonstration of their strength and ruthlessness.

The attack on Direwatch was sudden and unprovoked, swift and merciless. The villagers, caught off guard, fought bravely to defend their home, but the Legion’s superior numbers and combat experience overwhelmed them. The villagers, though caught off guard, quickly rallied to defend their home.

Despite the chaos and destruction, Grunkaylo stood his ground. Armed with his great club and battle axe, Grunkaylo took charge of the defense, his imposing figure and fierce determination inspiring those around him. He fought valiantly to protect his home and loved ones. His bravery and strength turned the tide of the battle, and although there were tremendous losses on both sides, Grunkaylo’s heroism saved many lives.

As the battle raged on, Grunkaylo found himself facing the Legion’s commander, a formidable orc warrior named Korgath. Korgath was known for his brutal combat skills and had already cut down several villagers. The clash between Grunkaylo and Korgath was intense, with both warriors exchanging powerful blows. Despite being outmatched in terms of combat experience, Grunkaylo’s sheer strength and determination allowed him to hold his ground.

In a moment of desperation, Grunkaylo used his great club to shatter Korgath’s shield, leaving the commander vulnerable. Seizing the opportunity, Grunkaylo delivered a devastating blow with his battle axe, striking Korgath down and turning the tide of the battle. The sight of their fallen commander demoralized the Legion’s forces, causing them to falter.

With renewed vigor, the villagers, led by Grunkaylo, launched a counterattack. Grunkaylo’s presence on the battlefield was like a force of nature, his warpaint and battle cries striking fear into the hearts of the enemy. He fought with unmatched ferocity, cutting through the Legion’s ranks and rallying his fellow villagers to push back the invaders.

In the final moments of the battle, Grunkaylo and a group of brave villagers managed to corner the remaining Legion soldiers. With a final, coordinated assault, they drove the enemy out of Direwatch, securing a hard-fought victory.

The battle, however, came at a great cost. Among the notable casualties from Direwatch were:

  • Eldrin, the Village Elder: A wise and respected leader, Eldrin was known for his deep knowledge of the forest and its secrets. He fought valiantly to protect his home but was struck down while defending a group of children.
  • Liora, the Huntress: Liora was one of the village’s most skilled hunters, known for her sharpshooting and tracking abilities. She played a crucial role in the defense, picking off enemy soldiers from a distance. Tragically, she was overwhelmed by a group of Legion soldiers while covering the villagers’ retreat.
  • Thorn, the Blacksmith: Thorn was a burly and strong blacksmith who crafted weapons and tools for the village. He fought alongside Grunkaylo, using his hammer to fend off the attackers. Despite his strength, he was mortally wounded while protecting his forge.

The village was left in ruins, with many homes and structures destroyed or damaged. The survivors, though grateful for their lives, faced the daunting task of rebuilding their community from the ground up. The loss of Eldrin, Liora and Thorn left a void in the village’s leadership and skills, making the recovery even more challenging.

Despite the devastation, the spirit of the villagers remained unbroken. They banded together, drawing strength from each other and the memory of those who had fallen. Grunkaylo played a crucial role in the initial efforts to rebuild, using his skills as a carpenter and handyman to repair homes and structures. His presence was a source of inspiration and hope for the villagers, who saw him as their protector and hero.

However, the attack on Direwatch had a profound impact on Grunkaylo. The loss of his neighbors and friends, coupled with the destruction of his home, left him with a deep sense of grief and a burning desire for justice. He felt a strong responsibility to ensure that no other village would suffer the same fate as Direwatch.

With this in mind, Grunkaylo decided to leave his village. He became a wandering adventurer, driven by a mission to protect those who cannot protect themselves. He began to travel from town to town, offering his skills as a carpenter and handyman, while also standing ready to defend the innocent from any threats that may arise. His journey is one of redemption and purpose, driven by a desire to protect and serve those in need.

And so, Grunkaylo ventured forth...