Good Costume / Bad Costume: Round II

Well, it's that time of year again. Halloween is upon us and you probably procrastinated your costume again this year, didn't you? Thankfully, I've brought back a time-honored tradition - a blast from the past, as it were - and I'm here to protect you from the shame and embarrassment of showing up at that big party tomorrow night looking like a fool. That's right, everyone - it's time for...

Luckily, I wasn't the only one who played along this time around. Quick shoutout to Suzzanne Bailey, Jordan Holmes, Ryan Goulding, James Winder, Jonathan Blackham, and the Trusty Triumvirate of Cody Christensen / Amy Morgan / Cole Morgan for their contributions. Here are the top suggestions from this year's edition:

Good costume: Eleven

Bad costume: Twelve

Good costume: Bill Nye the Science Guy

Bad costume: Bill Nye the Grammar Nazi

Good costume: Luke Skywalker

Bad costume: Luke Landwalker

Good costume: Aquaman

Bad costume: Water boy

Good costume: Gene Simmons

Bad costume: Richard Simmons

Good costume: Frozen

Bad costume: Thawed

Good costume: Gym rat

Bad costume: Gym mouse

Good costume: Unicorn

Bad costume: Unibomber

Good costume: Batman

Bad costume: Steve Bartman

Good costume: Lord of the Rings

Bad costume: Lord of the Flings

Good costume: Frodo

Bad costume: Frodon't

Good costume: Samwise

Bad costume: Samstupid

Good costume: It

Bad costume: That

Good costume: Walter White

Bad costume: Walter Off-white. Like, beige, almost.

Good costume: Bill & Ted

Bad costume: Bill Cosby and Ted Cruz

Good costume: Phantom of the Opera

Bad costume: Phantom vibrates

("I'm a cell phone that doesn't vibrate in your pocket oooOOOOoooo!")

Good costume: The Fonz

Bad costume: The Ponzi Scheme

Good costume: Sports Fan

Bad costume: BYU Fan

Good costume: Scott Pilgrim

Bad costume: Scott Conquistador

Good costume: Maui the Demigod

Bad costume: Maui the Demogorgon

Good costume: Leslie Knope

Bad costume: Leslie Yep

Good costume: Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Better costume: Ruth Vader Ginsburg

Good costume: Stone Cold Steve Austin

Bad costume: Luke Warm Steve Austin

Good costume: Britney Spears

Bad costume: Britney’s tears

Good costume: Betty White

Bad costume: White Betty

Good costume: Millenium Falcon

Bad costume: Millennial Falcon

Good costume: Doctor House

Bad costume: Doctor Apartment

Good costume: Doctor Strange

Bad costume: Doctor Normal

Good costume: Conan the Barbarian

Bad costume: Conan the Humanitarian

Good costume: Julius Caesar

Bad costume (tie): Orange Julius, Caesar Salad

Good costume: Wednesday Addams

Bad costume: Thursday Addams

Good costume: The Devil Wears Prada

Bad costume: The Devil Wears Nada

You're welcome.

Happy Halloween from everybody at The Underground!