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Friday, June 16, 2023

Bing AI writes an obituary for Jurassic World employee


I've been getting a lot of ads lately to promote Bing's new AI chat feature. Now, I don't ever use Bing but I do frequently have random thoughts running through my head. So today, as I sit here watching "Jurassic Park" (happy 30th, by the way!), I thought: What better way to put Bing's AI chat to the test than to have it write an obituary for someone who died at Jurassic World??

I now present to you the sad tale of John Smith, as written by artificial intelligence:


**John Smith (1978-2022)**

John Smith, 44, of San Diego, California, passed away on June 12, 2022, at Jurassic World, Isla Nublar. He was a devoted husband, father, and engineer who loved dinosaurs and adventure.

John was born on April 4, 1978, in Los Angeles, California, to Robert and Mary Smith. He graduated from UCLA with a degree in mechanical engineering and worked for InGen, the company that created Jurassic World. He married his college sweetheart, Jane Doe, in 2002 and they had two children, Jack and Jill.

John was passionate about his work and was always eager to learn new things. He was one of the lead engineers who designed and maintained the park's attractions, including the gyrosphere, the monorail, and the Indominus rex enclosure. He was proud of his achievements and enjoyed sharing his knowledge and enthusiasm with his family and friends.

John was also a loving and caring husband and father who always put his family first. He surprised his wife and kids with a trip to Jurassic World for their anniversary, hoping to give them an unforgettable experience. He was thrilled to see their faces light up as they explored the park and marveled at the dinosaurs. He was especially fond of the gentle herbivores and often joked that he wanted to adopt one as a pet.

John's life was tragically cut short when the Indominus rex escaped from its enclosure and wreaked havoc on the park. John bravely tried to protect his family and other guests from the rampaging beast, but was fatally injured in the process. He died a hero, sacrificing himself for the ones he loved.

John is survived by his wife Jane; his children Jack and Jill; his parents Robert and Mary; his brother Mike; his sister Lisa; and many other relatives and friends. He will be dearly missed by all who knew him.

A memorial service will be held on June 20, 2022, at 10 a.m. at St. John's Church in San Diego. In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to the Dinosaur Protection Group, a nonprofit organization that advocates for the rights and welfare of dinosaurs.


Rest in peace, John, up in that big Indominus rex enclosure in the sky.

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