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Thursday, May 10, 2018

Virtual Roundtable: "Avengers: Infinity War"

There was an idea called the Virtual Roundtable. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable guest bloggers, to see if they could become something more. To write the blog that we never could...

"Avengers: Infinity War" is arguably the biggest, most-anticipated blockbuster movie in the last decade; Marvel fans have literally waited 10 years for it. It premiered at the end of April and we here at The Underground kindly, generously, benevolently waited nearly two weeks before posting anything about it, as to allow our lovely readers time to get out and see it for themselves. Now that some time has passed and we've all had time to process the far-reaching ramifications caused by the Mad Titan, himself, let's break it all down with a star-studded panel of new and returning bloggers. Before we get down to business, let's meet the aforementioned panel:

Aaron Christensen: Main (and, for all intents and purposes, sole) contributor to SotT: Underground. The only person you know that still likes playing Rock Band. Recently referred to as a "pro online dater."

Suzy Peterson: First-time Virtual Roundtable contributor. Author. Celebrity birthday binge-watcher.

Mickael Stevens: First-time Virtual Roundtable contributor. Poster of funny videos and memes. The artist formerly known as Steve-O.

Austin Christensen: Believe it or not, a first-time Virtual Roundtable contributor. Currently serving the United States Air Force in Taiwan. Lover of sports.

Jonathan Blackham: Yet another first-time Virtual Roundtable contributor. The last remaining Junior Mountie. Probably the nicest person you will ever meet.

Brad Randall: Second-time contributor. Game Night champion. Allegedly works for the most successful real estate company in the world. It's in a magazine - look it up.

Karrie Randall: Also returning for her second Virtual Roundtable. "Stranger Things" mega-fan. Super-mom.

Now that we have familiarized ourselves with the gladiators in this Coliseum of Pop Culture, let's do this thing! But first, be ye warned...

The remainder of this blog will contain MAJOR SPOILERS for "Avengers: Infinity War." If you have not yet seen the movie, and if you have any interest whatsoever in seeing it eventually, please do not continue reading until you've seen it for yourself.


In the immortal words of Judge Mills Lane, "Let's get it on!"

Question 1: How would you rate this movie?

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐: Aaron, Mickael, Austin, Jonathan
⭐⭐⭐⭐: Suzy, Brad, Karrie

Question 2: What made this movie good or bad?

Suzy: I went in expecting huge, grandiose plot lines and amazing crossovers from all the other movies, which was true in a lot of ways. I loved the character interactions and seeing how far everyone has come. It was everything I was hoping for it to be.

Aaron: I've been experiencing a little Marvel fatigue lately - too many movies, too many characters - makes it hard to keep up. But this was everything I hoped it would be. I didn't feel like any characters really got shafted for screen time and I loved seeing them all come together with a united, mutual goal. What's more, I truly believe that the movie ended on the greatest cinematic cliffhanger of all time.

Mickael: Characters were well-balanced for screen time. Story was engaging. Humor did not overwhelm the serious moments. 

Austin: The ability to include all the characters without making it seem like they were bouncing around. The fact that the heroes actually lost and the villain stayed true to form.

Jonathan: It was the culmination of 10 years of movies (and TV shows).  Up to this point, Marvel has only been adding tons of powered individuals into their movies and, miraculously, they have always been up to the task to save the world.  No casualties among their ranks (except Quicksilver).  Their time ran out, and we are all attached to the characters now.  We're emotionally invested in this, our super heroes.  They cannot fail.  And yet they do.  Where do you go from here?  Perfect message for life.  We all fail.  Where do we go after we fail?

Brad: I felt that, given the high number of characters, they did a good job balancing all of them. I felt that Thanos was fleshed out more deeply than I anticipated, which was a strength to the movie. At times, I felt the story and plot were a bit scattered and that this suffered from the fact that it is the first part of a two-part series. There is a bit of an anticlimactic finish in these types of movies ("Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows: Part One," "Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part One"). Overall, I really enjoyed it. 

Karrie: I was very impressed by how well they managed such a large amount of very important characters! My only negative critique is there are so many jumbled back-stories that they are still trying to include. It’s hard to keep it all straight!

Question 3: Now that we've been fully introduced to Thanos, what do you think of him?

Jonathan: Thanos is the best antagonist that the MCU could have pitted the Avengers against.  His reasoning for his actions is something you could understand, but the way he solves the problem is what we have problems with.  Thanos isn't doing this for himself; he doesn't want to rule the universe (although that's a byproduct of his actions) -- instead, he wants to keep it going so it can continue to sustain life.

Karrie: Honestly, I feel for Thanos, I believe that he truly believes that what he is doing is right and is helping to save the universe! I disagree with some of his choices, but he is led by his belief! I don’t think he has [truly] evil desires!

Suzy: I like that he's a real character. He doesn't do bad things because he's a bad person. He has an agenda and what's really surprising about him is that he's not entirely wrong. I don't want him to succeed, but he thinks he's trying to help people which is the sign of a well thought out villain, in my opinion.

Brad: I think he is the strongest character in the film and they wanted him to be. Even though he is fierce and aggressive, there is much more humanity to him than I thought.

Mickael: Great villian. He had a interesting motivation. He was powerful and threatening. You also felt for him at times.

Austin: Thanos is hardcore. He’s a nasty dude, but he was true to character throughout the movie.

Aaron: I thought he really needed to hit the ground running in order to make him as big and bad as he had been hyped up to be. They gave him the ol' Kylo Ren treatment ("Go ahead and kill some beloved characters!"), and I'll be honest: when they trolled us with "Thanos will return," I just about gave that movie screen the full-armed flip-off. Screw you, Thanos!

Question 4: Was there anything about the movie or your movie-going experience that you wish would have been done differently?

Brad: I recognize that when you have a movie taking place in lots of galaxies there will be a lot of CGI, but I really appreciate the real-life settings, practical effects and work that is done [without special effects]. I felt there was a whole lot of CGI - and it was mostly used well - but could have used a few more traditional on-location shots.

Jonathan: Thanos' skin color, but I'm not as hung up on it as some outraged fans are.  I would have also loved to have seen the fights for the other infinity stones, but the movie was long enough as it was.

Suzy: The story line was pretty basic. I was not surprised at all by any of the character's actions. It was exciting and I left the theater wondering where it would go next. I think the next movie will be absolutely amazing because we only saw the first half of the story, and they followed their formula to a T. Now we will see what they've got up their sleeves when the second half comes out next year.

Aaron: The only bad thing about my movie-going experience (other than the inevitable handful of obnoxious fans that I had to put up with each of the times I saw the movie) was that I bought Friday night tickets a month ago, with no way of knowing that Game 6 of the Jazz's first-round playoff series would be at the exact same time. But hey, I kept my phone off for 6 hours, came home and watched the Jazz eliminate the Thunder, so we're all good, baby! Go Jazz!!

Karrie: I had a headache during the movie.... but that’s about it! I enjoyed the film much more than I expected!

Austin: I wish I would have first seen it in America.

Question 5: Which moment was the biggest surprise?

Austin: When Thanos snapped his fingers. We knew he had the ability, but it was like, “Oh crap, that really happened.”

Jonathan: I think the final break down of the fateful casualty list was the biggest surprise.  I wasn't surprised by its occurrence (even not knowing the comic story line).  I just didn't know what the sides would be.

Mickael: Red Skull

Aaron: Red Skull. Did not see that coming.

Brad: Loki!!! That was quick and I realized how much I like Loki about the same time I realized he was going to die. 😦

Karrie: Loki’s death. I love Loki!

Suzy: Loki's actual death. Gamora's actual death. Captain Marvel's logo at the end.

Question 6: What was the funniest scene or line of the movie?

Jonathan: Mr. Stark and the wizards' banter.

Suzy: "We have a Hulk." - Loki (You know he's waited 6 years to say that.) The whole interaction between Thor and Star-Lord. The fact that "Groot" is an elective on Asgard.

Austin: Star-Lord copying Thor.

Mickael: Drax admiring Thor's body.

Aaron: Drax: "How long have you been standing there?" "An hour."

Karrie: When Drax thinks he has figured out how to be invisible!

Brad: Drax spoiling Gomora and Quill's emotional moment was brilliant.

Question 7: Were you surprised at how much you liked or disliked any of the heroes?

Aaron: I think my favorite character in this movie was Doctor Strange. I forgot how much I liked him.

Brad: I really struggle with Vision. I don’t feel a connection to him, so I wasn’t sad to see him go.

Jonathan: I'm still not sold on Winter Soldier.  He's Cap's weakness.  I mean, he's a gun in a pinch, but his character has kind of flat-lined for me.

Karrie: I have never loved Vision or Scarlet Witch, but by the end I was very invested in them both!

Suzy: I was surprised at how much I liked it without being very surprised by it all. When stories seem as predictable as this one, I usually feel cheated, but I think it was everything I wanted it to be and now I just have to look forward to the next one.

Question 8: The award for Most Improved Character goes to ____________.

Suzy: I think I'm going to go with Vision on this one. He was so stuck on right and wrong in "Civil War," it was really cool to see him in this movie wanting a life with Wanda and evolving to the point that he knew the only way to protect everyone was to die. I loved the way he talked to Wanda about it, understanding all that she's lost and what this would mean for her in the long run. I loved it.

Austin: Iron Man. He’s obviously one of the most important characters, but he left a bad taste in my mouth from "Civil War."

Aaron: Gamora. In my Avengers Power Rankings blog, Gamora was rated as one of the least important characters. In "Infinity War," she played one of the most important roles in the entire story.

Mickael: Gamora

Jonathan: T'Challa

Brad: Doctor Strange

Karrie: Doctor Strange. I hated his movie but thoroughly enjoyed his character this time.

Question 9: All deaths aside, which two characters would you use for your dream spin-off/team-up movie?

Austin: Iron Man and Black Panther would be awesome to see the gadgets they come up with. Thor and Doctor Strange would be cool because they could protect the universe. Cap/Falcon and Iron Patriot will be protecting the country. Lots of spin-offs. The one I would most like to see is probably Thor and Doctor Strange.

Jonathan: Shuri and Stark would be absolutely hilarious.  Who can out-tech the other?

Aaron: I am all over another Doctor Strange and Iron Man team-up!

Karrie: Hulk and Loki.

Suzy: I would love to see Tony and Dr. Strange in a longer team up. They're so unalike, I love it.

Mickael: Spider-man and Captain America.

Brad: Thor and the "rabbit" and Groot were great.

Question 10: Which death was the most shocking?

Aaron: That entire final sequence was just horrific, but Spider-man's death surprised me the most.

Suzy: Loki's death was really sad, because it was actually real and he died protecting Thor. Also Vision's death - both of them - were heartbreaking.

Austin: Doctor Strange. He kinda played a huge role in this movie and then died. Sad stuff. 

Jonathan: Gamora. I mean, I knew she was going to die, but not in that intimate way. Not as a sacrifice at great cost to Thanos.

Brad: Gamora

Karrie: Gamora

Mickael: Gamora

Question 11: How on earth are they going to undo what Thanos did?

Suzy: That's what I want to know!! I literally have no solution for this! Especially with half the universe completely gone now!

Aaron: I have no idea. But what if the Avengers use that spare gauntlet that Thor found and somehow create their own Infinity Gauntlet? Thanos is so overpowered at this point (largely due to his possession of the reality and time stones) that I don't see any other way for him to be defeated.

Mickael: Something to do with time.

Karrie: The time stone!!!!!

Austin: Get the time stone back and bring people back. Maybe. Who knows?

Brad: Captain Marvel. [Maybe] there is a seventh stone that will wield power in the future.

Jonathan: How many scenarios do you want? Agents of SHIELD have plenty of doorways into that mess already stacking up. ["Agents of SHIELD"] Season 5 has been all about this. This whole season has been about how to change the inevitable ending you know is coming. Time travel, bootstrap paradox, time loops, etc. It's also a good thing that Fury was contacting Captain Marvel, whose upcoming movie in 2019 will feature a younger version of Phil Coulson.

Question 12: Who will kill Thanos in Avengers 4?



Other: Suzy, Austin, Jonathan, Brad
No One: Mickael, Karrie
Thor: Aaron

Question 13: What is your biggest unanswered question?

Austin: Thanos claimed he was going to rest, which we saw with the last scene from the film. He’s already killed half of the universe. How are they going to bring him back?

Jonathan: Why didn't they destroy the time stone instead of the mind stone?

Suzy: How does Tony get back to Earth? Will Pepper still be there to forgive him? How can Spider-man be gone?! Will the Fantastic 4 (the real ones) show up to save the day?

Karrie: Why did Thanos see a young Gamora after the “snapture”?

Brad: Is Gamora trapped in the soul stone?

Aaron: What other kinds of Avengers Ben & Jerry's flavors are there??

Bonus: Give us a #HotTake!

Mickael: Red Skull will get the Infinity Gauntlet.

Jonathan: The fallen heroes will rise again, but we will lose some (some for a second time, and some new deaths), and there's no way around it.

Karrie: Doctor Strange saw the outcome of his actions when he gave Thanos the time stone. I think he did that either because he had to save Iron Man so he could fix it all or this was the one way that they would win!

Aaron: The mind stone may be gone, but the "best parts" of Vision are still alive. He will be resurrected in the next movie.

Suzy: After Tony and Cap are killed by Thanos, Captain Marvel is going to show up with Hawkeye, Ant-Man and Wasp, and they're going to find a magic stone that trumps the infinity stones and stop Thanos.

Austin: Iron Man and Pepper Potts won’t get married.

Brad: Captain America will save Iron Man but die in the process. Iron Man will have a kid and name him Steven.

Bonus: Pick any topic and speak your mind!

Suzy: If everyone is actually dead and they don't find a way to bring them back, what does this mean for the MCU? I know it's shifting because Cap, Tony, and Thor are most likely done, but Spiderman is out, Dr. Strange is also out, most of them are gone. And there's no way to really recover from that.

Aaron: Marvel has got to stop announcing sequels two years ahead of time. They announced post-Avengers 4 sequels for Guardians of the Galaxy, Spider-man and Black Panther months ago, so either this is all an elaborate hoax or we are very clearly going to have a mass resurrection on our hands, come May 2019.

Jonathan: I can't wait for the movies to have guest stars from the TV shows. It's going to be SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK. I'd love to see AoS' Graviton, Yo-Yo and/or Ghost Rider fight Thanos - just for kicks, though. I honestly don't know who would win. Even with a fully loaded Infinity Gauntlet.

Brad: I love that, in order to reach Captain America, Iron Man uses a flip phone.

Austin: Really happy with how the Utah Jazz played in the playoffs. The grit we saw from a rookie, a dude who got cut and the 27th pick in the draft is awesome. I love this team.

The Final Word: Is this the best superhero movie of all time?



Yes: Aaron, Mickael, Austin, Jonathan
No: Suzy, Brad, Karrie


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Well, there you have it! Did you agree? Disagree? Were we spot on or way off-base? Let us know in the comments section below! And if you're in the mood for more Virtual Roundtables, check out our spoiler-laden breakdowns of "Captain America: Civil War" and "Stranger Things: Season 2." As for us, well... we don't feel so good. . . . . .


Wednesday, May 9, 2018

The Jazz just lost - and that's ok


Last year, the Utah Jazz defied the odds to upset the Los Angeles Clippers in the first round of the NBA playoffs. The season ended exactly one year ago in 2017, with the Jazz being swept out of contention by the eventual champions, the Golden State Warriors. It was a big stepping stone for the team, which hadn't been to the playoffs in five years - and hadn't won a playoff series in seven. At the time, I blogged to acknowledge the Jazz' inevitable defeat, saying "The Jazz are going to lose - and that's ok." (You can read that blog here, if you really want.) With the 2017-18 season coming to a close for the Jazz last night, I figured I would write a companion blog to shed a new perspective on the future of the franchise. Behold:

The Past

When Gordon Hayward ruined our Fourth of July by announcing that he was leaving the Jazz high and dry in favor of joining the Boston Celtics and his boyfriend/college coach, Brad Stevens, I was furious. I even blogged about it. We begged the fool to stay and he left us anyway. Austin blogged about that. National media ridiculed us, spat in our faces and left us for dead. It was widely presumed that the Jazz would have a good defense, but no offense to go along with it. People said we wouldn't make the playoffs. Best-case scenario, I figured we could still make the playoffs as the Eight Seed, and I tried to talk myself into believing that we would be fine without Hayward.

Before Gordon took the wussy way out, the Jazz made some acquisitions to try to keep the first-time All-Star happy. We traded for the flashy Spanish point guard, Ricky Rubio. We picked up a couple other middle-of-the-road journeymen in Thabo Sefolosha, Jonas Jerebko and Epke Udoh. But with Gordon delaying (and absolutely botching) his decision for so long, we lost out on the opportunity to pick up anybody to replace him as the go-to scorer. We would likely have to rely on up-and-comer Rodney Hood to take the torch and lead the way, moving forward.

Elsewhere in The Association, there were some other big moves during the offseason, and most of the NBA's prominent talent came out west. Perennial Eastern Conference All-Star Jimmy Butler headed to Minnesota and Oklahoma City formed what people were calling "the next Big Three" when they acquired Paul George and Carmelo Anthony, to go along with reigning MVP Russell Westbrook. In my opinion, the 2017-18 Midwest Division looked like the toughest division, arguably, in the history of the NBA (and, in the end, it was). (It is also of note that, although he didn't switch conferences, Chris Paul left the crumbling LA Clippers - demoralized after being knocked out of he playoffs by last year's Jazz team - and joined James Harden and the Houston Rockets. With the loss of Hayward and stiffened competition in our neck of the woods, this was going to be a really tough year for the boys from Salt Lake City.

Nevertheless, we embarked on a journey that began with the Summer League, where we got our first look at the new rookie - a kid out of Louisville named Donovan Mitchell. He was outspokenly a defense-first guard who was excited to make some plays - and he did during one incredible sequence where he put Celtics rookie Jason Tatum on his backside before dishing to ball off for a slam dunk. Little did we know what this defense-first guard would turn out to be. More on that later.

The Present

The very first memory I have of the 2017 NBA season is getting a text from my good friend and long-time Jazz fan "Pistol" Steve Roush. The text said, "OH MY GOSH!!!" I was watching playoff baseball at the time, so I didn't know what he was referring to. "Are you watching this?" he asked. I surmised that he was talking about the Cavaliers-Celtics game, which I had some morbid curiosity about, but I couldn't bear to watch Hayward in Boston green. "Hayward just broke his leg." I didn't believe it. But it was true. Just minutes into his Celtics debut, Gordon Hayward's season was over. Ironic. That's all I'm going to say. Ironic. He would spend the entire season in hospital beds and physical therapy and won't be back until next season. I still can't believe it.

I was in attendance for the first Jazz game of the season. Rodney Hood was scheduled to start, but was a late scratch and had to be filled in for by none other than our rookie, Donovan Mitchell. The season started out rough for Donovan, who really struggled shooting the ball for the first few games. I tried to be patient with him, chalking it up to being a "learning experience" for a rookie we hoped would be able to contribute this season.

Watching Donovan fill in for Rodney would end up being somewhat representative of the season as a whole. Rodney was not able to fill the shoes we intended for him and had a very tough time staying consistent on the offensive end. One night, he'd go for 30 points, then he wouldn't be able to buy a bucket for the next week. As he had been previously in his career, he was quite injury-prone, and it got to the point where some Jazz fans questioned his toughness - physically and mentally. It felt as though Rodney didn't want to play unless he was at 100% health. It was frustrating to watch.

But while Rodney struggled and Ricky Rubio took time to adjust to his new team and offensive schemes, Rudy Gobert, Joe Ingles and the rookie himself, Donovan Mitchell, picked up the slack under the brilliant leadership of Quin Snyder.

Rudy Gobert remained a force to be reckoned with on the defensive end, maintaining his reputation as one of the best defensive stars in basketball. By the end of the year, he would be the front-runner for Defensive Player of the Year. However, several injuries sidelined Rudy for large stretches of the season, and without him, the Jazz really struggled. After an ugly loss to Atlanta (our second defeat at the hands of the lowly Hawks), the Jazz fell to 19-28. I was ready to call it a season and the #TankNote movement gained steam. It looked like this would end up being one of those infamous "rebuilding years" that would be used primarily for the development of future talent. But a tweet from the Stifle Tower turned this season completely around with four simple words:


The Jazz finished the season by going 29-6, finishing as the Five Seed with a 48-34 record and stringing together one of the most impressive win streaks in Jazz franchise history. Notably, we beat the defending champion Golden State Warriors by 20, 30 and 40 points this season. Incredible! #NeverForget! Nobody saw that turnaround coming - and what was even better was the individual progress that we got along with it.

We watched Donovan develop before our eyes and marveled as he dunked on Lonzo Ball and put up 41 points against the Pelicans during his second month in the league. (Fun fact: Gordon Hayward's career high is 40 points.)  He would ultimately end up winning the Western Conference Rookie of the Month award for December, January, February and March. He won the Dunk Contest during All-Star Weekend. He would become one of the most talked-about players in the entire league over the course of the season and was the focus of the hottest basketball debate of the year as he and Philadelphia's Ben Simmons were neck-and-neck in Rookie of the Year discussions. Donovan set Jazz rookie records. He etched his name into the Top Three and Top Five of NBA rookie records.

THIS KID IS SPECIAL.

I'm not sure we truly realize nor fully appreciate what we have on our hands with Donovan. He is humble. He is gracious. He is a hardcore mama's boy who loves his family. He loves Utah. He has friends in the league. He is sought out after games by the biggest names in the league, including LeBron James, Russell Westbrook, Paul George and Chris Paul, just to name a few. THIS NEVER HAPPENS. Not in Utah, it doesn't. BUT IT IS HAPPENING! Most impressively of all, possibly, is the fact that we did all of this without Gordon Hayward. If Hayward had stayed, who knows if Donovan would have been able to shine like this? In the state of Utah, Donovan Mitchell can do no wrong. I once saw a tweet saying that we would let him walk into the Salt Lake Temple without a recommend. I don't entirely disagree. He is making the Utah Jazz popular again. We've got a little bandwagon following right now, and, as a lifelong Jazz fan, that was something I never would have thought would happen. I want to invite Donovan over for dinner. Also, side note, my mother has given me permission to marry him.

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To break up that awkwardness, can I just say that I actually really ended up loving the Jazz "City Edition" jerseys that I thought were frighteningly ugly at first? And that court, too. Dang. So great.


Anyway, "Jingling" Joe Ingles had a breakout year. He became a legit starter in the league (not just some guy that we used to fill a position) and was a league leader in field goal percentage from beyond the arc. He broke the Jazz single-season record for three pointers made. His personality shined as he trash-talked his competition and drew many an Office comparison. The guys on "Inside the NBA" sure seem to like him.

Royce O'Neale was an undrafted free agent and ended up becoming a pivotal piece of the roster. Jerebko and Sefolosha were much better than I anticipated (although Thabo spent most of the season on the injured list). We got to watch David Stockton, the son of the G.O.A.T. John Stockton finish the season with the team. Raul Neto and Dante Exum were able to step up and fill in when necessary, and we even saw the Magic Man Alec Burks play some important minutes here in the past few weeks.

As for Rodney Hood, we traded him to Cleveland for Jae Crowder. Jae was consistently named the fabled Subway Sub of the Game, leading the bench in scoring in almost every game he played. Rodney, on the other hand, made headlines this week by refusing to come off the bench during "garbage time" as the Cavs swept the One Seed Raptors to advance to the Eastern Conference Finals. Oh, what could have been...


The Playoffs

Finishing as the fifth seed in the Western Conference meant that we would start the first round on the road against Oklahoma City. There were two teams I didn't want to play in the playoffs, and OKC was one of them. Their first season as a so-called "superteam" didn't go as well as I think many people hoped it would, but we struggled when we played them three times at the beginning of the season. I didn't think it was a great match-up, and I thought that there were several other teams in the West that the Jazz could have disposed of quite easily. Nonetheless, we got our assignment, the team packed their collective bags, and the postseason was underway.

We got walloped in Game 1, as Paul George went off for 36 points and led the Thunder to a 1-0 series lead. It was not the start that I was hoping for, but I figured if we could get a split and win the next game, we would be ok. We did just that, tying the series at one game a piece and heading back home for Game 3. We played really well against the Thunder - surprisingly well - and we beat them in six games, despite blowing a 25-point lead in Game 5. We beat the self-proclaimed "OK3," just like we beat "Lob City" last year. It was beautiful, and Oklahoma City will never be the same. What's more, this was Ricky Rubio's first playoff appearance of his career and he looked like he was having the time of his life. I was so happy for him.

In the second round, we matched up with the best team in the league, the Houston Rockets, in what was ultimately a pretty lopsided series. The Rockets handed it to us for the majority of the time, but we did win Game 2 on the road, which I thought was totally awesome. The entire country basically assumed we would get swept, including Charles Barkley, who made a bold prediction before we stole the second game in Houston:


Eat your words, Chuck!

The Jazz ended up losing the series last night, four games to one, but I couldn't be prouder of these guys. We fought through adversity, negative and, oftentimes, no media coverage, a slew of injuries and pretty much anything else you could possibly imagine, and ended up having a way better season than I could have imagined in my wildest dreams.

If you would have told me on July 5, 2017, that the Jazz would have leading candidates for Rookie of the Year, Defensive Player of the Year and Coach of the Year, that we would finish fifth in the West (just like last year), that we would dismantle Oklahoma City and its superteam and that we'd steal a game on the road in the second round against the best team in the league - without our starting point guard playing a single game in the second round -- all the while being led by a rookie -- and (most shockingly) that I would not have missed Gordon AT ALL, well... well, you could have just slapped my phone and called me Robyn Hayward.

The Future



The tough thing about sports is that you almost never get to end your season on a positive note. Only one team ends up winning the championship, and everybody else loses. My Utah Jazz haven't been back to the Finals since 1998. It's been 20 long years, people!! But last night, as I watched the Jazz put up a fight that nearly brought the series back to Utah for Game 6, I couldn't have been any happier. We weren't supposed to beat the Rockets. Heck, we weren't even supposed to be there. It was a pleasure to watch this team. It was a roller coaster of a season, but that stretch of wins after the second Atlanta loss was preposterously fun. Remember that stretch when every team was trying to fight us?

Speaking of which, remember that time when I tweeted at Jimmy Butler and went viral? Oh man, good times.


This season, the Jazz became must-see TV for me, and I had no problem penciling them in for nearly every single game.

Now that the season is over, my schedule frees up considerably and much of the worry and stress in my life is done, which is really nice - not gonna lie. I don't have to watch another second of this postseason if I don't want to (and I really don't want to... I just hope the Warriors humiliate that flopper James Harden and his whiny little midget friend Chris Paul in the Western Conference Finals).

Whereas last season ended with Jazz fans chanting Gordon Hayward's name and helplessly pleading with him to stay in Utah, this season ended with Jazz fans chanting Ricky Rubio's name while he posted a triple-double against Russell Westbrook and with NBA fans - from all different teams - tweeting about Donovan Mitchell's gutsy 22-point third quarter as the team tried to stave off elimination. Instead of worrying about the future like last year, I look forward to it. We have a great core for the roster that sets us up to be one of the best teams in the league next year. And how can you not just love these players? They have been so fun. I think that our likability factor, with young, talented guys like Ricky and Rudy and a lovable kid like Donovan Mitchell leading the way, we just might be able to attract some big names to come play in Salt Lake City in the future.

We've got a good thing going and it won't be stopping here. We'll be back in the Western Conference Semi-finals, with an even better chance of knocking off our opponents for a chance to play for that conference championship. It will happen. And it's all going to happen much sooner than anyone could have predicted.

Thank you, Utah Jazz, for an incredible season. We love you boys and are so proud of the work you put in this year. We'll see you next season, and I've got a feeling that we will be fine after all.

Saturday, April 28, 2018

Avengers: Pre-Infinity War Power Rankings


It's a huge weekend for Marvel Comics fans, as ten years of movies culminate in "Avengers: Infinity War." Several blogs specifically addressing "Infinity War" will be forthcoming, but we're going to keep this post 100% spoiler-free. I asked a group of what we're going to call "local experts" a few questions this week, before "Infinity War" had come out, so their responses won't give anything away, but should help get you prepped for the new film if you haven't seen it yet.

Similar to what The Underground did for "Stranger Things" a few months ago, we're going to lay a foundation for any future Avengers blogs by establishing power rankings for characters in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Here are the questions that our experts were asked, based on 20 major characters previously introduced in films over the last decade:

  • Rank the Avengers, from most important to least important
  • Rank the Avengers, from favorite to least favorite
  • Which Avenger would you most like to hang out with for a day?
  • Which Avenger would you most like to die in "Avengers: Infinity War"?

Here are the results:

Rank the Avengers, from most important to least important



Rank the Avengers, from favorite to least favorite



Which Avenger would you most like to hang out with for a day?



  • 35.71% Star-Lord
  • 21.43% Iron Man
  • 14.29% Ant-Man
  • 14.29% Captain America
  • 7.14% Black Panther
  • 7.14% Thor

Which Avenger would you most like to die in "Avengers: Infinity War"?



  • 28.57% War Machine
  • 14.29% Iron Man
  • 14.29% Vision
  • 7.14% Black Widow
  • 7.14% Captain America
  • 7.14% Rocket Raccoon
  • 7.14% Scarlet Witch
  • 7.14% Spider-man
  • 7.14% Winter Soldier/Bucky Barnes

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Do you agree with our rankings? What would you change? Who do you want to die in "Infinity War"? Let us know in the comments section below, but keep it spoiler-free, please.

SotT: Underground will return... with more Avengers blogs. Stay tuned.

Tuesday, April 24, 2018

#140Characters: 'Avengers - Infinity War' preview


Back in my day, Twitter had this thing called a "character limit." They gave you 140 characters, including spaces and symbols, and that was it. Who even knows what it is these days? You just keep typing until it tells you to stop. I'm not sure I've ever hit the new limit. Composing the perfect tweet used to be a challenge. It was back then, in yonder days of letter limitation, that I thought it would be cool to do a thing on the blog called #140Characters, where I would have to write the blog as if it were a series of 140-character tweets. Now, that's not really a thing anymore, but I figured I'd give the idea another run (I did it once before), for the sake of brevity and in order to pump out a quick blog before the worldwide release of the new movie "Avengers: Infinity War."

Ten years of Marvel movies have led to this moment, as "The Mad Titan" Thanos encounters the Avengers and the other protagonists of the Marvel Cinematic Universe in his search for the six Infinity Stones. The collection of these powerful gems and their subsequent placement inside a huge glove called the Infinity Gauntlet would grant Thanos virtually unlimited power and the ability to wipe out basically whatever he wants. "Infinity War" will undoubtedly be an action-packed, star-stuffed blockbuster with widespread, far-reaching and long-lasting consequences for the MCU for years to come.

I've got my Character Counter warmed up and ready to go. Let's ask some questions to help us look forward to the silver screen showdown this weekend - in #140Characters or less.

What are you most looking forward to about "Avengers: Infinity War"?

This is the culmination of 10 years of amazing movies! It will be amazing to see all these superheroes all be on the screen together.

Character count: 133

What are you least looking forward to about "Avengers: Infinity War"?

Gonna be honest - Marvel superfans drive me NUTS! Not looking forward to seeing/hearing them geek out like this movie is life and death.

Character count: 136

Which characters are you most excited to see interacting with each other?


Guardians of the Galaxy and pretty much anybody else. I think they'll be funny with Thor, and Star-Lord/Iron Man will be hilarious.

Character count: 131

Are there any characters that you are not looking forward to seeing?

Black Widow. She's the worst. Does anyone like her? And giving her a new hairstyle for every movie isn't magically going to make her "cool."

Character count: 140

How do you feel about Thanos? The MCU has been teasing him for years, but we've never really gotten a good look at him.

Not digging him so far. He is ugly and seems like a wuss, so he's really going to have to be a baller in this movie to earn my respect.

Character count: 135

Based on trailers and commercials for the movie, what have you seen that has gotten you the most hyped for the film?

Cap blocking Thanos' punch (Man Crush intensifies) and that cliche #HeroShot in Wakanda with the entire army running toward the camera.

Character count: 135

What is the likelihood that we get a major character death at some point in the movie?

100%. It has to happen. Thanos needs to raise the stakes and show that he isn't messing around.

Character count: 95

Which five characters do you think have the greatest chance of dying in "Infinity War"?

1 Vision - Infinity Stone in his head
2 Thor - Asgard is gone
3 Gamora - Thanos' kid
4 War Machine - expendable
5 Hawkeye - the heartbreaker

Character count: 140

Who would you be sad to see die?

1 Captain America - Popular theory. DON'T DO IT.
2 Hawkeye - Would be sad
3 Star-Lord - Not likely
4 Groot (He's safe)
5 Bucky (Also safe)

Character count: 138

Who, if anyone, would you like to see die?

1 Black Widow - sucks
2 War Machine - don't care, lamest character
3 Nebula - so annoying
4 Iron Man - he'd deserve it
5 Aunt May - lol

Character count: 135

Which character do you think will steal the most scenes and become the audience's sleeper favorite?

Ant-Man, Star-Lord or Black Panther's sister, Shuri.

Character count: 52

You blogged about your reaction to "Captain America: Civil War." Have any of your opinions changed since then?

I wasn't impressed by Black Panther in CA:CW, but I did enjoy his stand-alone movie much more than I expected to. Saw it twice, even!

Character count: 133

Make a bold prediction for the movie.

We're going to have ourselves a good old WWE-style heel turn! One of the Avengers will join Thanos.

Character count: 99

Make a stupid, totally unreasonable prediction for the movie.

Batman cameo.

Character count: 13

Give us your final thoughts, heading into this weekend.

This will be the best Marvel movie so far, but will not be as good as the sequel. Also, #TooManyHeroes, not enough screen time to go around.

Character count: 140

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What are you looking forward to, heading into #InfinityWarWeekend? Who do you want to see die? What are your bold predictions? Let us know below, in #140Characters or less.

Oh, and follow us on Twitter: @atownmania & @sottunderground

Avengers, ASSEMBLE!

Monday, April 9, 2018

WrestleMania 34 recap and review


Once again, I watched WrestleMania so that you wouldn't have to. But you might as well have. Because it would have been free. But hey. You know. Whatever. With no further ado and no more gilding the lilly, let's break down, recap and review each of the matches for what was a stacked card and was intended to be the Super Bowl of professional wrestling. Here we go:


Matt Hardy wins the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal

  • Recap: Overall, pretty standard for a battle royal match, but my original pick to win, Matt Hardy, ended up winning in the best way possible - by teaming with Bray Wyatt, who he recently... DELETED... in the hilarious "Ultimate Deletion" match two weeks ago. Bray illegally entered the match in its closing moments and saved Hardy from elimination, then greeted Hardy with a handshake and a hug after the bell. I've been hoping for these two to team up for a while, so I couldn't be happier.
  • SotT prediction: Elias (did not participate/late scratch from the card)
  • Grade: A

Cedric Alexander def. Mustafa Ali to win the WWE Cruiserweight Championship

  • Recap: A good match for the cruiserweight division, featuring two "face" characters (good guys) who mutually respect each other. Lots of high-flying action, as anticipated, but nothing totally jaw dropping.
  • SotT prediction: N/A
  • Grade: B

Naomi wins the WrestleMania Women's Battle Royal

  • Recap: It looked like an NXT takeover in the women's battle royal, as a bunch of women I genuinely have never seen teamed up to take out a lot of the big names from the main roster. As expected, the match came down to a showdown between Sasha Banks and Bayley, resulting in Bayley suckering Sasha in for a handshake, then unexpectedly throwing her over the top rope. It's another step in the direction of a heel turn for Bayley, which is entirely stupid because there isn't a mean bone in her entire body. However, Bayley failed to realize that Naomi had not been eliminated and Naomi quickly made Bayley "feel the glow" with a Rear View and a swift elimination. I never really care for those moments where a superstar plays possum for most of the match and comes back at the very end, so I wasn't a fan of this ending.
  • SotT prediction: Sonya DeVille
  • Grade: C

Seth Rollins def. The Miz and Finn Balor to win the Intercontinental Championship

  • Recap: The trio traded finishers back and forth for a good deal of the match, which was fun. Rollins nailed back-to-back Curb Stomps on Balor and The Miz before picking up a surprising pinfall victory.
  • SotT prediction: The Miz
  • Grade: B
  • Best Spots: The Miz hits the Skull Crushing Finale from the top rope, Balor hits the Coup de Grace on top of both opponents, Rollins tunes up the band before hitting the final Curb Stomp

Charlotte Flair def. Asuka to retain the SmackDown! Women's Championship

  • Recap: Both women showed off their athleticism with numerous reversals and counters and submission holds. Charlotte began bleeding from the arm mid-way through the match. The injury to her arm led to some (scripted) difficulty and, ultimately, a one-armed bridge into the Figure Eight lock, at which point Asuka tapped out, ending her 514-day undefeated streak. This was perhaps the most surprising WrestleMania moment since Brock Lesnar beat the Undertaker.
  • SotT prediction: Asuka
  • Grade: A
  • Best Spots: Charlotte comes out to Ric Flair's music, Asuka suplexes Charlotte off the ring apron, Charlotte takes Asuka from a spin with a backflip suplex off the top turnbuckle, "Charlotte was ready for Asuka!"
  • WrestleMania Moment: Asuka taps out for her first loss

John Cena update

As Charlotte celebrated on her way back up the ramp, a referee could be seen booking it to ringside. He immediately rushed to John Cena, who was sitting at ringside and told him something that Cena didn't appear to believe. However, after some coaxing, Cena hopped the barrier and sprinted up the ramp, past a bewildered Charlotte and backstage. Could the Undertaker be in the house?

Jinder Mahal def Randy Orton, Bobby Roode and Rusev to win the United States Championship

  • Recap: As Fatal Four-way matches go, this one was generic, at best. Each wrestler got in their finishers, including a flurry of RKOs from Orton, but Mahal capitalized on a distraction by Sunil Singh, then hit the Khallas on Rusev for the 1-2-3. I've been a Jinder apologist for most of his push, but this was probably the worst possible outcome for this match. WWE had a perfect opportunity to blow the roof off of the Superdome if Rusev had won, but they went with Jinder who is the least popular and least likable of the four.
  • SotT prediction: Rusev
  • Grade: C
  • Best Spots: Randy RKOs English/Rusev/Mahal in rapid succession, crowd goes nuts for Rusev Day

"Rowdy" Ronda Rousey and Kurt Angle def Stephanie McMahon and Triple H

  • Recap: The last time Ronda Rousey was in a competitive ring was December 30, 2016. You wouldn't have known that by watching this match. All four competitors did not show any signs of ring rust, which was a concern going into WrestleMania. Triple H and Stephanie were the consummate villains, working well together and coming off as cocky, arrogant and above-the-rules. The match was booked wonderfully, keeping Angle in the ring and away from making a tag to Rousey for as long as possible. When Rousey did enter the ring, she looked surprisingly good, blasting Stephanie with power moves and a flurry of MMA punches and sending the crowd into a frenzy. McMahon blocked Rousey's initial attempts at an armbar and broke the hold with a rake to the eyes. However, she found herself unable to make a tag to her husband as he lay prostrate at ringside. This forced Stephanie to stay in the ring, but allowed her to get in some offense and forcing Rousey to play some defense. Triple H and Stephanie continued to bend the rules and take cheap shots, while Angle and Rousey both took a physical beating. One of Rousey's knees was visibly skinned and Angle ended the match with a black eye. Both duos hit tandem finishers before all was said and done, but it was Rousey who finally got Stephanie to tap with an absolutely vicious armbar. I'll be honest - I doubted Rousey from the very beginning, but she (and the other three, too) looked fantastic. Rousey's offense was impressive and she showed some actual wrestling prowess throughout. This match was quite a surprise to me, so color me "impressed" by Rousey's WWE debut.
  • SotT prediction: Rousey and Angle
  • Grade: A
  • Best Spots: Stephanie takes cheap shots before the bell, Rousey dominates with fast-paced offense, Triple H pulls the ref from the ring while counting a potential pinfall, Rousey squares up on Triple Angle's German Suplex combination, the teams trade tandem finishers, Stephanie looks horrified as Rousey snaps in the final armbar
  • WrestleMania Moment: Rousey dazzles with her in-ring debut

The Bludgeon Brothers def The Usos and The New Day to win the SmackDown! Tag Team Championship

  • Recap: First and foremost, what on earth happened during The New Day's entrance? Dancing pancake people?!? Wow. This match was a combination of power (Bludgeon Brothers), speed (Usos) and charisma (New Day). It was quick and unremarkable, and the freaking Bludgeon Brothers won the titles. Are. You. Kidding. This was a filler match, at best, that did not do justice to the remarkable year that The Usos and The New Day had. Total letdown.
  • SotT prediction: The Usos
  • Grade: D
  • Best Spots: Pancake midgets!! Xavier's afro. That was about it.

John Cena update:

Cena came out to the ring, only to be met by a referee who appeared to inform the 16-time WWE champion that the Undertaker was not here. As Cena got back out of the ring, the lights went out momentarily. However, Cena was met by Elias (who I really like). But this is the botch of botches. They just wasted a month of tremendous Cena promos only for the Undertaker not to show up at all. Elias was understandably greeted by deafening boos, and I can't blame the fans. This makes Undertaker look like an absolute yellow-bellied coward. Elias got in the ring and serenaded the fans until Cena got back in the ring and flattened The Drifter in less than a minute. The crowd continued chanting for Taker as Cena's music hit. A dejected Cena walked back up the ramp, when his music cut off, the lights turned out and Undertaker's coat and hat appeared in the middle of the ring. Phony lightning struck, the ring gear disappeared, and THE GONG HIT. The Elias segment totally sucked, but it looks like we've got ourselves a match.

The Undertaker def John Cena

  • Recap: Undertaker came out swinging, literally moving the fastest I've seen him go in like six years. This apparently was not the geriatric Undertaker of the past several WrestleManias. The match was booked to make Taker look like he's not messing around, but, to me, it looked like what they did for Goldberg when they brought him back a year and a half ago: keep it short, keep it quick - a borderline "squash match" - but the reality is that the dude is 53 years old and doesn't have the stamina to do what he once did. Cena got in one, maybe two offensive maneuvers, but Undertaker nailed a big chokeslam and the Tombstone Piledriver to pick up the win. I honestly think Taker's entrance was longer than the actual match. If only we could have seen these two fight at WrestleMania in their primes...
  • SotT prediction: The Undertaker
  • Grade: D
  • Best Spots: Undertaker sits up during the Five Knuckle Shuffle and Cena falls down in fear


Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon def Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn

  • Recap: Owens and Zayn began the match with a sneak attack from behind, followed up by a brutal beating outside the ring. Owens powerbombed Bryan onto the ring apron, sidelining the returning fan favorite and forcing McMahon to start the match, 2-on-1. The commentators really played up what were purported to be real-life injuries for McMahon, which caught up to him in the ring, leading to a beatdown from Kevin and Sami as Bryan was being attended to my medics. Bryan eventually returned to the match, got the hot tag and hit all of his classic spots, which was great to see. He's had a long road to recovery and he deserves mountains of success. Bryan slapped the Yes! Lock on Zayn to make him tap, which means that Owens and Zayn have now been officially fired from SmackDown! Live. Time will tell whether they get picked up by Raw in the next couple weeks. It would not surprise me to see them show up in Kurt Angle's office tomorrow night.
  • SotT prediction: Owens and Zayn
  • Grade: B
  • Best Spots: Owens shouting ("Money, money, money, money ain't gonna save you now!" "You should have stayed retired!"), Shane hits Coast to Coast on Zayn from the opposite turnbuckle, Bryan gets the hot tag and hits KO/Zayn with alternating turnbuckle dropkicks, the Yes! Kicks, 
  • WrestleMania Moment: Daniel Bryan receives a huge ovation from the WWE Universe

Nia Jax def Alexa Bliss to win the Raw Women's Championship

  • Recap: Nia did the smart thing by immediately incapacitating Alexa's new best friend, Mickie James, as soon as the match started. From there, we got the typical antics from the champion - taking cheap shots, trying to run away with her belt and whining to the ref. That's part of what I like about Bliss' character. Her tantrums are the best. After several emotional moments, Nia took Alexa up to the middle rope and dropped her former friend to win her first Women's Championship. This was not the best match for either of the women, but will hopefully mark the end of their storylines together.
  • SotT prediction: Alexa retains and loses to Carmella on a Money in the Bank cash-in
  • Grade: C
  • Best Spots: Nia and Alexa scream at each other, Twisted Bliss to the outside, Nia's Samoan Drop off the middle turnbuckle

AJ Styles def Shinsuke Nakamura to retain the WWE Championship

  • Recap: The tensions had reached a boiling point. The Superdome crowd was buzzing. The "dream match" was underway. The optimistic way to look at this match would be "methodical and calculated." The pessimistic way to look at it would be "slow." They're both very precise, technical fighters, which is impressive, but sometimes approaching a match that way can be a slow burn for viewers. Mid-way through the match, the crowd seemed a bit bored. I thought I heard them singing a chorus of "Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Goodbye." Perhaps a fan got ejected from the arena or something. After a back-and-forth battle, Styles hit his finisher and rolled Shinsuke over for the pinfall. The bout wound up being much more boring than it should have been. Too bad. I really thought that fight would have brought the house down. After the match, Styles and Nakamura embraced in the ring and Nakamura presented the title to Styles on one knee... then hit him with a low blow! He would later hit a Kinshasa knee strike on the outside of the ring before retreating back up the ramp. Ladies and gentlemen, Nakamura has turned heel!
  • SotT prediction: AJ Styles
  • Grade: B
  • Best Spots: Styles counters the Kinshasa into the Styles Clash, Nakamura heel turn!

Braun Strowman and ??? def The Bar to win the Raw Tag Team Championship

  • Recap: Well, we finally found out who Braun Strowman's tag team partner was. And it was... some random little boy from the crowd? Really? Essentially, this made the match a handicap match because, despite the crowd's chants of "We want Nicholas!", there was no way that little kid was... wait a second - Braun just tagged the kid in! I HOPE HIS PARENTS SIGNED A WAIVER!!! Oh. He tagged back out immediately. Strowman hit a Powerslam and, um, I guess won the tag championship? I'm not sure what I'm witnessing here. Hey Vince, you've got a 10-year-old kid to hire. Are they going to bring him to Raw tomorrow night? This is a cool gesture, but um... What is this nonsense? It would have been better if Curt Hawkins was the partner. It would have been better if he just won by himself. Who came up with this idea? I didn't think there could possibly be a match worse than the Undertaker match, but I think they just proved me wrong.
  • SotT prediction: The Bar
  • Grade: F
  • Best Spots: Braun scares away the Mardi Gras characters, the crowd chants for Nicholas


Brock Lesnar def Roman Reigns to retain the WWE Universal Championship

  • Recap: I was getting tired before this match even started. Despite my best efforts to barricade myself away from interruptions, I still had to watch Mania delayed and it was 11 PM by the time this fight started. This is a long dang event and it lost momentum several matches ago. The proverbial natives were growing restless, as well; they began chanting "C-M-Punk!" just minutes into this one. CM Punk hasn't been in this company for YEARS. Get over it, people. Back to the match. Roman took an early trip to Suplex City. When all was said and done, Brock landed six German Suplexes and a slew of belly-to-bellies, so he took quite a pummeling. These two looked totally unsafe out there during some stretches of the match. That's always a concern whenever Lesnar involved. The way they were throwing each other around those announce tables looked legitimately dangerous. Roman hit a couple spears, but the crowd felt totally disengaged. They were cheering and booing things that had nothing to do with the action in the ring. Roman kicked out of four F-5s. The crowd continued to boo things that we could not see on-screen. Lesnar shouted the F-word and the Network had to censor it. I believe the crowd finally started the "BOR-ING" chant. An F-5 through one of the announce tables. RIP. Paul Heyman continually shouted for Brock to finish Roman off. The crowd chanted "This is awful." Roman got busted open BAD. Wow. He is really leaking from the head. This is the most blood on WWE programming in years. Roman hit a couple spears, but Brock countered one into a final F-5 and, believe it or not, Brock Lesnar retained his freaking championship. WHY?!? It's amazing that watching Brock retain is somehow more disappointing than Roman actually winning it. Just... wow. As one Twitter user put it, "The fans riot if Reigns wins because they don't want him at the top, they riot if he loses because they don't want a part-time champion. Absolutely never satisfied." He's not wrong there.
  • SotT prediction: Roman Reigns
  • Grade: D
  • Best Spots: Suplex City. And... that's about it.


NOTES


  • What was up with those terrible on-screen effects during some of the entrances (just Asuka and New Day, I think)? Absolutely terrible. Which millennial intern is responsible?
  • Both Royal Rumble winners lost their WrestleMania matches. Semi-weird.
  • Lots of title changes - just not the ones I was anticipating.
  • No cash-in from Carmella. It has been 295 days since she won the briefcase. She may hold onto that thing until the end of time, at this point.
  • Brock Lesnar is never going to lose that title. Never. Like, at this point, who is going to beat him?
  • My predictions were way off. I went 3-10, not including the Cruiserweight match that I didn't pick. Yikes. Not good.


AWARDS

Best Entrance: Shinsuke Nakamura
Best Match: As much as it pains me to say, I think it was Ronda Rousey.
Worst Match: Braun Strowman and Nicholas, with Undertaker/Cena coming in at a close second.
Biggest Surprises: Asuka tapping out, Shinsuke's low blow, how bored the audience was for the final hour and a half of the show
Probably the second or third best thing that happened: John Cena being a regular fan in the audience for the first hour of the show

Overall Grade: C


Well... there's always next year, I guess. I had really been looking forward to WrestleMania 34. I thought things were going pretty well, actually, at some point during the show. But somewhere, somehow, probably starting with the Bludgeon Brothers actually winning a match for once, everything went gradually, steadily and speedily downhill. The Undertaker match sucked hardcore. The Daniel Bryan match was ok, but not as good as it could have been. Nia and Alexa were lackluster. The so-called "Dream Match"... I mean, those two have put on better matching on SmackDown!, for crying out loud. The Nicholas thing was a total fiasco. And seriously. This was their chance to finally crown Roman and take this part-timing bum Brock Lesnar off our hands. The dude shows up for work like seven times a year, if we're lucky, and now we're stuck with him for the foreseeable future. Ugh. What a waste. It could have been such a good PPV, too. WWE better have some aces in the hole for the typically raucous "Raw After WrestleMania." They've dug themselves a huge hole with some of this stuff. Man...




I'm going to bed.