Bing AI writes 'Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl' as a children's book

In 2023, we got really into having Bing's AI Chat feature write blogs for us. At one point, we had it write "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" as a children's book, which was a fun experiment. Tonight, we thought we'd pick another great movie and ask our AI overlords to simplify it for the youth of tomorrow.

With no further ado, we present "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl," as a children's book.

** PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL - THE CHILDREN'S BOOK **

Once upon a time, there was a brave pirate named Jack Sparrow. He had a ship called the Black Pearl, but it was stolen by a mean pirate named Barbossa. Barbossa and his crew were cursed by a magic treasure. They looked like skeletons in the moonlight, and they could not feel anything.

Jack wanted to get his ship back, so he went to a town called Port Royal. There he met a young man named Will Turner, who was a blacksmith. Will was in love with a beautiful lady named Elizabeth, who was the daughter of the governor. Elizabeth had a gold coin that was part of the magic treasure. She got it from Will when they were children.

One day, Barbossa and his crew attacked Port Royal and kidnapped Elizabeth. They thought she was the daughter of a pirate named Bootstrap Bill, who was Will's father. They needed his blood to break the curse. Jack and Will decided to work together to save Elizabeth. They stole a ship from the navy and sailed to find Barbossa.

On the way, they met some funny pirates in a place called Tortuga. They also met some scary cannibals on an island. Jack and Will had many adventures and became friends. They finally reached the secret cave where Barbossa and his crew hid the magic treasure. There was a big fight between the pirates and the navy, who followed them.

Will learned that he was the son of Bootstrap Bill, and that his blood could break the curse. He stabbed Barbossa with a sword, and Jack shot him with a gun. Barbossa fell down and died, because the curse was lifted. Jack got his ship back, and Will and Elizabeth kissed. They all lived happily ever after.

The end.

*****

Wow. Kind of dark, for a children's book. Also, were there actually cannibals in the movie? That does not seem factual. I guess maybe the AI took some artistic liberties with that little subplot.

Anyway, another day, another blog. Which other movies would you like us to have AI turn into children's books? Let us know in the comments below, on Twitter (here and here), or on Facebook.

Until next time.