Good costume / Bad costume

With Halloween less than 24 hours away, there is a good chance you've procrastinated your planning and are in desperate need of a last-minute costume. Are you worried about what your colleagues and associates will think of you tomorrow? Is your little outfit a potential flop? For your benefit, some friends and I have come up with a quick cheat sheet of good ideas and bad ideas for this year's Halloween costume. Hopefully this helps.

Good costume: Robin Hood. Bad costume: Robin Thicke.
Good costume: Katniss Everdeen. Bad costume: Katniss Evergreen.
Good costume: Batman. Bad costume: A bat boy.
Good costume: Dick Tracy. Bad costume: Dick Clark.
Good costume: The Rock. Bad costume: A rock.
Good costume: Gumby. Bad costume: Gumbo.
Good costume: Richard Nixon. Bad costume: Richard Simmons.
Good costume: The Terminator. Bad costume: The Taxidermist.
Good costume: Craig T. Nelson. Bad costume: Craig Ferguson.
Good costume: Harry Potter. Bad costume: Jerry Potter.
Good costume: Al Borlen. Bad costume: Al Gore.
Good costume: Al Capone. Bad costume: Al Roker.
Good costume: Elvis Presley. Bad costume: Elvis Grbac.
Good costume: John Wayne. Bad costume: John Wayne Gacy.
Good costume: Guy with a crossbow. Bad costume: Guy with a crossword puzzle.
Good costume: Bigfoot. Bad costume: Bighand.
Good costume: Jabba the Hut. Bad costume: Jabba the Slut.
Good costume: Willy Wonka. Bad costume: Free Willy.
Good costume: Yoda. Bad costume: Yoga.
Good costume: Devil. Bad costume: Deviled egg.
Good costume: Horse front end. Bad costume: Horse back end.
Good costume: Karl Malone. Bad costume: Karl Marx.

And finally, for you last-last-last-minute costume planners, here's an easy one for you. Try this little equation on for size:

Bike helmet + Ski goggles = Big Papi



You're welcome.

Happy Halloween from everybody at The Underground!