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Friday, February 5, 2021

Ready Player Two: An Underground Review

 


The year was 2015, I think. I had signed up for this pop culture subscription service called Loot Crate. Essentially, they send you a grab-bag of pop culture stuff once a month. You don't know what you're getting until you open it, generally. Although my membership was short-lived, they did send me a couple good things - most notably a Batman/Joker Funko Pop and the book Ready Player One, which I had heard was basically the end-all, be-all of pop culture literature.

On the public's recommendation alone, I gave the book a try and largely enjoyed it. The book pays homage to movies and TV shows galore with non-stop tributes to the 1980s, from start to finish. The main thing I had a problem with as I read was that there were a lot of extended references to things that I wasn't familiar with, such as a prolonged quest where a Willy Wonka-esque Easter egg hunt sends Wade Watts, the main character, into a Matthew Broderick movie that I've never seen (but I've recently added "War Games" to my Netflix list, so maybe I'll get around to it one day). There are also a plethora of nods to Dungeons & Dragons in the book, a corner of geekdom into which I've never so much as stepped a foot, so some of that stuff was a bit hard to digest. Overall, though, it was a pretty good book that I would say that I enjoyed.

After what seemed like years of "will they/won't they" rumors on the Internet, they finally produced a "Ready Player One" film adaptation in 2018 - directed by Steven Spielberg, no less! If nothing else, the fact that they were granted the rights to use so many iconic characters, locations and vehicles in the same movie was truly a marvel, and I applaud them for that. I really enjoyed the movie, which I was able to see in a theater full of nerds, as a member of the FanX Salt Lake Comic Convention staff. Watching that movie with so many people who genuinely appreciated the tiny references to movies we loved was a blast. They did change several aspects of the book (for instance, "The Shining" quest was new for the big screen, and there was a major character death that was omitted, as well), so it was a little different than what I was expecting, but I thought they did a solid job. I'll also say this: I liked the movie more than the book.

I had hoped for a sequel to the story. With so much entertainment history out there, particularly for my generation of '80s and '90s kids, certainly, author Ernest Cline would have a million ways he could go with it if he ever chose to do so. Last year, in 2020 (it's still hard to believe that was only a year ago!), I saw a news headline on Facebook that mentioned that there actually was going to be a sequel. Ready Player Two. Awesome. And it was coming out around my birthday. Even better! The release date couldn't come soon enough. I wanted to get my hands on that thing and hop back into the OASIS.

The time came, and I did read it. For those of you who, like I was, are curious as to what the see what a sequel might look like or whether or not it would be any good, I'm here to give you a good, old-fashioned book report, just like I did in school. And, like I'm sure I tried to do in school, I'll try to keep it brief and relatively spoiler-free. I won't give away any of the juicy stuff, anyway. I'll just give you a little rundown of the plot, then tell you whether I thought it was worth my time.

Just in case, here's this:


What's it about?

Ready Player Two picks up shortly after Wade Watts, the nostalgia-obsessed protagonist of Ready Player One, won the massive Easter egg hunt in the first book, granting him ownership of Gregarioius Simulation Systems - the virtual reality mega-corporation previously owned by the now-deceased billionaire James Halliday - and its limitless VR playground, the OASIS. Winning that contest was, literally, Wade's life's work, and now he and his friends, Art3mis, Aech and Shoto (with whom Wade decided to share ownership of his new company) have a whole lot more to worry about than memorizing every line of classic '80s movies.

Early on in the book, Watts and the remaining members of his "High Five" gamer clan buy out their competition and funnel their resources into the development of new and more advanced technology -- namely, the OASIS Neural Interface - a state-of-the-art virtual reality headset that provides an experience so realistic for their users that they can now feel everything they see on screen.

These new "ONI" headsets provide such an enthralling new adventure for gamers that a new fad emerges: people begin to record and upload their day-to-day experiences to the cloud for other users to download. Say you wanted to know what it was like for George Clooney to eat breakfast? No problem. It's just a click away. Never been to Disneyland? Download another ONI user's recording and you'll be there in an instant. Want to be a woman? Want to be a man? Want to relive the moment you were, um, conceived by your parents - or the moment your mother gave birth to you... as your mother?? The ONI has got you covered! Needless to say, the ONI can get a little freaky, and its hyper-addictive nature raises quite a few moral and ethical dilemmas for those living in this dystopian view of the future.

When Wade and his friends are forced to crack down on what, exactly, is ok and what isn't, what's safe and what shouldn't be allowed, it causes a rift between the newly rich and famous "High Five," particularly between Wade and his (now ex-) girlfriend Art3mis, to the point that their relationship may not be salvageable.

But bigger problems arise when the ONI gets so big and so populated that a brand new Easter egg hunt is automatically triggered by the late Halliday. A new riddle appears for all OASIS users, sending the gamers into a frenzy, searching for seven shards of the "Siren's Soul" - a reference, quite possibly, to a controversial person from Halliday's past.

As the heir to Halliday's fortune and the winner of the previous contest, Wade immediately takes center stage in this book, as his insatiable appetite for victory consumes his every waking moment. What ensues is another whirlwind quest to track down these mysterious shards and, simultaneously, decide the fate of the OASIS itself.

How mature is the content?

I couldn't quite remember the specifics about how family-friendly the first book was, but I learned early on in Player Two that this was not a book for children. Cline is not shy about his use of the F-word in this installment, so think twice before you go, "Hey, 10-year-old son, you like video games, you'll probably love this book!" Profanity is typically, in my opinion, a sign of unintelligence, so the way Wade and his counterparts express their frustration in the face of intense challenges was a bother for me.

Another thing that stuck out to me as, probably, the worst part of the book was that Cline several times expounds upon the dark, dark stuff that people could do on the ONI. Specifically, he mentions that some of the most popular downloads from the cloud are sexual in nature, going so far as to say that, if that's what you're into, you can do it as any gender with as many people as you want, with no consequences. I get it. People are into that stuff. But Cline really spells it out - and he does it more than once, almost to the letter. It's as if the editor didn't catch the fact that there are nearly identical paragraphs in it during two separate parts of the book. I almost thought about going back to see if some of the sentences were duplicated but didn't care enough to go through with it.

On a somewhat similar note, there are some liberal social commentaries about gender identity and gender and race equality that Cline uses to bash the reader over the head a few times. For instance, one minor character is sort of inexplicably transgender. In another portion of the book, Aech (a Black lesbian) takes the time to comment on how there are no characters of color in The Lord of the Rings. I won't get on my soapbox about that stuff, but that stuff came off as pushy, pandering and, at times, a bit cringe-worthy, in my opinion. Trying too hard. That's all.

Is the book any good?

Not unlike the first book, readers who enjoyed Ready Player One will be happy to know that pop culture references are practically dripping off the pages, which is fun for fans of movies, music, television and retro video games. However, this does come with somewhat of a price, as it occasionally feels like good dialogue is sacrificed for the sake of having a character quote an obscure song lyric. It sometimes gets a little silly, and it probably got more than a couple eye-rolls out of me as I read.

Despite there being a bit less of a focus on Dungeons & Dragons in the second book, the running presence of old school tabletop campaigns still prevails, which is a bit polarizing. If you're into D&D (and there's nothing wrong with that), you'll love that stuff, but if Dungeon Masters and the like aren't up your alley, a lot of that stuff will be way over your head.

As I mentioned earlier about the first book, several large chunks of Ready Player One weren't home runs for me because of my unfamiliarity with the subject material, and that's still a bit of an issue in the sequel. I won't completely ruin the surprises here, but there were chapters that got a bit tedious for me because I didn't care to know every single detail of some of the characters they encountered.

Granted, if Cline, who is a big fan of the Back to the Future movies, did a quest about Marty McFly and the Flux Capacitor, or if there was a mission about Weezer's Green Album, I'd eat that stuff up! Unfortunately, there were just three or four of the main quests in Wade's second treasure hunt that didn't quite hit my pop culture sweet spot. But if you're into John Hughes' complete filmography, early-early-early Sega Genesis and obscure J.R.R. Tolkien, you're in for a treat.

Another thing about the main quests in Player Two is that they sometimes seem dragged out. For instance, Cline might take one chapter to explain how Wade discovers where to go next, one chapter to describe what the destination is like once he gets there, the next 20 pages to plot out Wade's plan, then another chapter to take the reader step-by-step through the "boss battle." In several parts of this book, it felt like process that was about two chapters too long.

Something else to keep in mind is that Google is not always your friend. Because these books have so many specific references to actual characters or places from pop culture, I was curious to find out if one particular character was lifted from a movie or something that I hadn't seen yet. It turns out, he wasn't - and I accidentally found a somewhat important spoiler for Googling his name. Whoops. Thankfully, that revelation was made probably a third of the way into the book, so it's not like I unintentionally ruined the ending prematurely.

After I finished the book last night, I looked up a review from another website (which I will purposely leave unattributed). Their review was not very favorable, and one of the things they mentioned was that Wade Watts is not a very likable character in his second go-around. I think that's a pretty valid argument to be made. He's often not a very good friend, his fortune has sort of made him an elitist jerk and he frequently comes off, in the second book, as really "emo" and moody. A crybaby, at times. It's not that I was rooting against him, but it just kind of feels like saying, "I hope Bill Gates wins the lottery." I don't know.

Conclusion

In the end, I did enjoy Ready Player Two, as a fan of the first book and the movie adaptation. I would say that it's probably not as fun as the first book, though. The first book and the movie were all about the freedom and exploration of the OASIS - how cool it would be to live in a virtual world where you could literally do whatever you wanted - but the second book takes on a more serious tone. Player Two is more about the immense responsibility and burden that Wade has to shoulder with this new form of technology. Technology can be a very powerful, scary thing. I told my wife early on, "This is not going to end well." The sequel asks the questions: What would happen if this power fell into the wrong hands, and what would the consequences be if such capabilities were misused by those who controlled it?

It's certainly a thought-provoking concept, and there are some really fun highlights along the way for those who grew up with the reference material; the book just might be hard to digest for those who fall outside of the target demographic.

Rating

3 out of 5 stars


*****


There you have it! Have you read Ready Player Two? If so, we'd love to chat with you about it. If you haven't picked it up yet, we hope this review will leave you more well-informed about whether you'd like it! Either way, let us know what you think! Leave your thoughts in the comments section below, follow us on Twitter (here and here) or reach out through Facebook.

Until next time.

Tuesday, February 2, 2021

Playstation Wrap-up 2020

At long last, Playstation has released personalized statistics for the year on 2020. (See yours here, through March 2, 2021!) They had done so at the end of 2019, so I was curious as to whether they'd do it again. After a month of wondering, my prayers were answered this morning.

Listen, 2020 featured a global pandemic, my shifting to working from home, as well as six weeks of paternity leave, so I was stuck at home most of the year and I spent quite a bit of time playing video games. I would be ashamed, but hey - I was stuck at home like the rest of you. It's not like I could go outside and do anything. Being the stat freak that I am, I love crap like this. No regrets.

More than anything else, I'm just blogging about this so I have the information in writing somewhere where it's not going to expire. Join me, if you will, for a look back on my year in gaming.


Games Played:


One of the first games I played in 2020 was the remastered PS4 version of "Ghostbusters: The Video Game." That, coincidentally was one of the first games I ever played on the Playstation 3, years ago. Over the past year, I played a wide array of games, from sports games to third-person, all the way to farming and city-building simulators, there was certainly a lot of variety in my entertainment. Playstation officially reports that I played 59 different games last year, but here are 20 of my favorites:

  • Stardew Valley (PS4)
  • Far Cry Primal (PS4)
  • Mass Effect 3 (PS3)
  • LEGO Marvel Super Heroes 2 (PS4)
  • Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance (PS4 remaster)
  • NBA 2K20 (PS4)
  • Kingdom Hearts III (PS4)
  • MLB The Show 20 (PS4)
  • Back to the Future: The Game (PS4)
  • Mass Effect: Andromeda (PS4)
  • Cities: Skylines (PS4)
  • The Outer Worlds (PS4)
  • Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2 (PS4 remaster)
  • Marvel's Avengers (PS4)
  • Red Dead Redemption 2 (PS4)
  • Fallout 3 (PS3)
  • Star Wars: Squadrons (PS4)
  • Astro's Playroom (PS5)
  • Marvel's Spider-man: Miles Morales (PS5)
  • Planet Coaster (PS5)

Top Games:



Unsurprisingly, MLB The Show 20 topped my list of most frequently played games, just like MLB The Show 19 did the year prior. I have a tendency to put a ton of time into my baseball games, and 2020 was no different.

2020 was also the year where I went through on the promise I made to play through the entire Kingdom Hearts franchise, as I've blogged about several times in the past (you can find all of my previous posts on that subject by clicking here). It comes as no surprise, then, that "Kingdom Hearts - HD 1.5+2.5 Remix" is listed as my second most-played game; I believe that disc had like three games on it, so it spent plenty of time nestled into my PS4 disc drive.

NBA 2K20 rounds out my top three, which is not totally unexpected, as the game's "daily check-in" feature kept me coming back most days for free login rewards - plus, I played the game a ton during NBA season to get my Utah Jazz fix.

Other games that clocked a ton of hours but didn't crack Playstation's "Wrap-up" list likely would have included the following:
  • Stardew Valley
  • LEGO Marvel Super Heroes 2
  • Kingdom Hearts III
  • Assassin's Creed Syndicate (PS4)
  • Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2
  • Batman: Arkham City (PS4 remaster)
  • Red Dead Redemption 2

Total Hours Played:



Wow. 2,419 hours... That's, um, like 100 days of having the Playstation systems booted up. I'll justify it by saying this: Playstation likely logged just that - the number of hours that I had a game running, not the actual amount of time I was physically playing. That means that if I paused a game to eat dinner or turned off the TV to run to the store without logging out of the game, the clock kept ticking.



As far as the number of days played, I can chalk that one up to the aforementioned daily check-ins on NBA 2K. Often times, I would hop on for literally like two minutes to get my login reward, then power the system back down, so I find this stat to be somewhat misleading.

Regardless, if that's the quantity of time I'm spending with my consoles, I'm getting a pretty good return on investment. Thanks, quarantine!


Games like Red Dead Redemption 2, Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (PS4 remaster), Far Cry 3: Classic Edition (PS4) and The Outer Worlds would have been games in the "Action-Adventure" genre, so I spent my fair share of hours shooting 'em up and slashing 'em down, as it were. That's a lot of hours.

Total Trophies:



"Trophies" are in-game achievements and goals, such as "Defeat [X Number] of Enemies," "Beat the Game on Hard Difficulty," "Hit a Home Run with a Player from Each Side of the Plate in the Same Game," and so on and so forth. To say that, in the past several years, I've become more focused on what gamers call "trophy hunting" would be accurate.

Platinum trophies are an indicator that one has completed all the goals for a given game - 100% completion, so to speak. Here are the 15 games for which I obtained the elusive platinum trophy during 2020:
  • Star Wars - Jedi: Fallen Order (PS4)
  • Far Cry Primal
  • The Sims 4 (PS4)
  • WWE SmackDown vs RAW 2010 (PS3)
  • LEGO Marvel Super Heroes 2
  • Monster Jam: Battlegrounds (PS3)
  • Kingdom Hearts III
  • Assassin's Creed Syndicate
  • Far Cry 3: Classic Edition
  • MLB The Show 20
  • WWE 2K20
  • Back to the Future: The Game
  • Fallout 3
  • Need for Speed (PS4)
  • Astro's Playroom
In addition, I also got 100% completion on the following games, which did not have an associated platinum trophy:
  • Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth by Sleep: A Fragmentary Passage
  • AdVenture Capitalist
Hooray for me.

Playstation 5:

As if it were a literal Christmas miracle, I beat the odds and somehow, some way was lucky enough to get my hands on a Playstation 5; it was delivered to me on Christmas Eve. Once it was delivered, I got a chance to play it a handful of times in the final week of 2020, so the sample size is quite small. Nevertheless, Sony provided me some insight, as follows:



Editor's note: There is no way that I got 141 PS5 trophies between December 24 - 31. Not a chance. Not sure where that number came from.

Playstation Plus and Online Gaming:



Playstation Plus is a subscription service that not only allows users to play online against other gamers but also provides several free games each month. In 2020, I took advantage of downloading 19 of those games. Thanks for the savings!

I very rarely play games online (cooperatively or competitively) with others because I don't like getting my butt handed to me by children. However, it looks like I spent seven hours playing the highly divisive, online-only Fallout 76, likely with my brother. It didn't happen often, which is a shame. We had pretty high hopes for that game - hopes that were not entirely fulfilled.

Analysis and Conclusion:

After chatting with some, apparently, judgmental co-workers about these stats, one of them ran my numbers and accused me of playing an average of six and a half hours of Playstation per day last year. He told me not to tell my wife. I subsequently pulled out my calculators and verified his math. It is inconceivable that those numbers are accurate. Granted, there are definitely some days when I play multiple hours of video games, but I definitely did not play an average of six hours per day, every single day of the year - not unless the "hours played" is also counting the number of hours my console was running Netflix and Hulu because I totally got my money's worth out of my streaming service subscriptions during the quarantine.

In conclusion, I'm not sure that one stat is completely accurate, but other than that, at least I feel like I'm getting some good entertainment value out of my Playstations. Everybody has a hobby, right? Nobody would judge me if I said that I read 40 books last year. Reading books, watching shows, playing games... It's all pretty much the same thing, right? My family comes first, but I see nothing wrong with having a little digital entertainment on the side. Judge away, haters.

My video gaming in 2020 took me to outer space, through plenty of classic Disney locations, to the Old West, through a re-imagined continuation of my favorite movie trilogy, to sports arenas across the country (even when COVID wouldn't allow me to watch games in real life) and beyond. I played some incredible games that told fantastic stories and spent a few nights playing others that I wish I wouldn't have. All in all, 2020 will probably go down as the year in which I spent more time playing video games in my entire life. I'd never wish another pandemic upon us, but, during the one that we got last year, at least I made a pretty sizeable dent in my ever-growing backlog of games.

*****

What are your gaming memories from 2020? Which games did you enjoy? Which didn't you care for? Which games are you playing (or looking forward to playing) in 2021? I'd love to get your thoughts in the comments section below, on Twitter (here and here) or, as always, on Facebook.

Until next time.

Friday, January 15, 2021

Marvel's "WandaVision": First impressions

Let me just say this right off the bat: Based solely on its trailer, I thought the new Disney+ series "WandaVision" looked pretty stupid.


I said it many times: I had absolutely zero hype for this show.

BUT... because it's Marvel and I'm a slave to the system they've created, where you have to watch everything they put out in order to understand the stuff they continue to put out, I knew I'd watch it anyway. They proved me wrong with "Guardians of the Galaxy" and "Ant-Man," both of which I also was not looking forward to paying money for, and I was sure that "WandaVision" would be fine.

Another thing that's important to understand is that I don't care for sitcoms. Anything with a laugh track, really. If a show needs to tell me when I'm supposed to laugh, it must not be that funny in the first place. I'd recently seen articles circulating on the internet describing the initial episodes of "WandaVision" using the words "sitcom hijinks," and that did not rub me the right way. If there are "hijinks" involved, it's not generally for me.

Finally, I must confess my biggest problem with Marvel: they just will not let their characters die. We've already seen multiple fake-out deaths with Nick Fury. Loki has "died" like four times. They're doing a prequel movie for Black Widow, who (allegedly) paid the ultimate sacrifice in "Endgame" (if her spin-off ends with her lying at the bottom of the cliff, with her opening her eyes and saying, "It worked," I'm OUT!), now they're bringing Vision back from the dead (if you'll recall, he died, I think, TWICE in "Infinity War"), and, to top it all off, there were rumors flying around yesterday that Chris Evans, who literally gave up his shield at the end of "Endgame," is in talks to reprise his role as Captain America in future movies. What? Is he just going to show up and be like, "Um, Sam, I'm gonna need that back now"? JUST LET THESE CHARACTERS GO!

[Inhales sharply]

Anyway, suffice it to say that I was not particularly excited to watch "WandaVision," but I did anyway.

Let's break down what we saw.


It's black. It's white.

As shown extensively in teasers, the first two episodes of "WandaVision" are presented in grayscale. There are major "Bewitched" and "I Love Lucy" vibes, complete - yes, indeed - with a laugh track and plenty of "hijinks."

The show centers around Wanda Maximoff (A.K.A. Scarlet Witch, played by Elizabeth Not-Mary-Kate-Nor-Ashley Olsen) and Vision (Paul Bettany) as an unorthodox and quirky couple in "Leave It To Beaver"-style America. The episodes focus on Wanda at home and Vision in the workplace, as well as their new life together in a brand new neighborhood. Of course, this opens the door for the introduction of a slew of nosey neighbors and gossipy co-workers.

The aforementioned "hijinks" come from the notion that Vision is not an actual human being and, therefore, does not eat nor do many things that a normal person would do, and the fact that Wanda is a telekinetic who can move things with her mind and, therefore, is not your typical American housewife. This leads to some, honestly, pretty silly interactions and, I admit, I did laugh out loud several times during these two episodes.

Keeping up with the Joneses

One of my favorite parts of these two half-hour installments was the inclusion of characters like the naughty next-door neighbor, Agnes (Kathryn Hahn); the bossy if-not-brainwashed resident, Dottie (Emma Caulfield Ford); and Mrs. Hart (Debra Jo Rupp), the somewhat aloof wife of Vision's boss -- not to mention the small circle of Vision's at-work acquaintances, many of whom had little moments in the spotlight. It's a pretty fun cast of characters, and I hope that, as the show inevitably shifts genres, these folks stick around as alternate versions of the people we were introduced today. I strongly believe this will be the case, and I look forward to it.

Slapstick superheroes

While I didn't necessarily chuckle at every single sitcom gag they pulled in the hour I spent watching "WandaVision" today, I do think it was more "hit" than "miss," and the show was much funnier than I thought it would be. Of course, there are a bunch of clichés that sprout from misunderstandings between Wanda and Vision, as there were prone to be in such 1950s programming - like Wanda expecting a romantic evening at home while Vision, meanwhile, is preparing to invite his boss over for dinner. Some of these lead to genuinely humorous interactions - most notably an impromptu musical number by Vision, which I thoroughly enjoyed.

A major plot point in the second episode leads to Vision becoming mentally and physically impaired, as if inebriated, and this really lets Bettany showcase his comedy chops, which I am not sure I understood he actually possessed. I loved (and will always remember) Bettany as Jeffrey Chaucer in "A Knight's Tale," in which he has some great one-liners, but seeing him act the way he does during his magic act in Episode 2 really was a treat.

Olsen holds her own, as well, and she gets some silly scenes around the house (particularly, in the kitchen), and I'm glad to announce that Marvel has not yet destroyed my opinion of Scarlet Witch by reducing her to a comedy act. So far, so good!

Things are not as they seem

As expected, Marvel teases the fact that strange things are afoot with this series. We already knew that Wanda and Vision are not actually married, so that's not a spoiler or anything. We also know that Vision is dead. It is rather safe to assume that somebody is messing with Wanda's mind and this is all playing out in her imagination.

Throughout the first two episodes, we get a little tiny taste of outside interference or a "glitch in the Matrix," as it were, and those are the moments that are making me want more. We know this simulation is going to come crashing down at some point, and we're going to catch the proverbial "man behind the curtain" - whose identity appears to be the mysterious organization known as S.W.O.R.D., based on some company insignia that could be spotted on occasion. But I guess we'll have to wait to find out what, exactly, is going on behind the scenes of the fake television program we're all tuned into.

Also, uh, Wanda is suddenly like four months pregnant now... What the heck?

Easter eggs and other tidbits

"WandaVision" comes complete with its own commercials to break up the programming. The first of these was advertisement for a toaster. I hoped (and, deep down inside, knew) that this would be a Marvel Easter egg. Ultimately, it turns out that Stark Industries didn't just make weapons, back in the day. We now know that they also had a line of kitchen appliances.

The second commercial was for a watch produced by "Strucker" - a nod to the blink-and-you'll-miss-him MCU villain Baron Strucker, whose secret base was assaulted by Earth's Mightiest Heroes at the beginning of "Age of Ultron." Closer inspection of the watch face reveals an octopus logo and the word "HYDRA." It should also be noted that Strucker was the one who was using Scarlet Witch and her brother, Quicksilver, as test subjects.

One other tidbit that was of note to me was the red and yellow RC helicopter that Wanda found crashed in her bushes. This strongly resembled a scene from "The Truman Show," where Truman is surprised when a studio light falls out of the sky - his first indication that the world he is living in is... a little different.


Final thoughts

All in all, I thought these first two episodes were fun. This is starting out as a very different ride than what we're used to with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and it will be interesting to see how this plays out in a weekly, streaming format. I am relieved to confirm that this show is not as dumb as it first looked, and I'm intrigued to find out what happens next week... in color!

*****

Did you watch "WandaVision"? What are your thoughts? Your theories? Did you have a favorite part of either episode? I'd love to hear your feedback in the comments section below, on Twitter (here and here) or on good old Facebook, so hit me up and let me know, friends!

Until next time,

Thursday, January 14, 2021

I watched "Cats" (2019) so you wouldn't have to


It was right there, staring me in the face. It's as if it were my destiny. It had to be done.

I watched "Cats" last night so you wouldn't have to.

Yeah, the 2019 remake, not the Broadway production. The one that got all the Razzie awards and horrible reviews.

Listen, I signed up for HBO Max so I could watch "Wonder Woman 1984" on Christmas Day, and my subscription isn't up for another week. It's not like I paid to see "Cats" in theaters. It was basically free.

Preface

Let me preface this blog with a little background information:
  • My family owned a VHS of the 1998 Broadway recording of "Cats" when I was growing up. I must have watched it a dozen times, over the course of my life.
  • Through a series of recent discussions with my siblings, we have determined that none of us could succinctly describe the actual plot of "Cats," beyond saying, "Each cat comes out and has its own song, and, in the end, one cat is chosen to go to Heaven or something."
  • Although I do not have any particular attachment to this musical, I would be remiss if I didn't admit that it maintains a place in the pop culture history of my family, if nothing else, as a guilty pleasure.
  • When it was announced that they were making a big-screen adaptation of the play, I was certainly curious. My siblings and I even floated around the idea of going to watch it together. Needless to say, that never happened.
  • I heard all the crap people talked about how terrible the 2019 movie was, which was a large contributing factor as to why my siblings and I never went to see it. I understood that the movie was almost universally loathed from the second it hit theaters - perhaps even earlier.
With that in mind, there was always a tiny bit of interest that lingered in the back of my mind, wondering if the movie could truly be as horrible as everyone said it was. Last night, I decided to find out for myself, and I simultaneously tweeted out my thoughts from the official @SotTUnderground Twitter account. Let's delve into all of that, as well as some additional commentary and analysis.




It Don't Look Right

Right off the bat, the CGI used for the cats was jarring. I don't know what it was, exactly; it's hard to put it into words. The first two things that jumped out at me were the ears and tails. The way they moved just made me feel a bit uneasy. The human faces plastered onto the animated bodies also bothered me. In fact, let me summarize how I believe the CGI was done for these cats, as illustrated beautifully by yours, truly, earlier this morning:


It's like the guy who Photoshopped those faces on just needed to zoom out a little bit before clicking "Save."

Here's another indication that the CGI wasn't good:



Would not recommend "Snowpiercer," by the way. I will not be joining them for Season 2.

One of the more horrific moments of the movie was the song about Jennyanydots. Just... just look at these tweets:



And that pretty much brings us to Jason Derulo, in the role of Rum Tum Tugger. Derulo, not exactly known for his subtlety, was cast as, perhaps, the most over-the-top cat of them all. I remember at one point in the movie when all the cats were singing, I heard this gosh-awful screeching rising above the rest of the ensemble. I frantically scanned the screen to identify the source of the racket. My wife helped me out by saying something along the lines of "Wow, Jason." I have a feeling that Mr. Derulo's Rum Tum Tugger and Beyonce's Nala from the "Lion King" remake would get along swimmingly.

Derulo's four minutes of infamy continued the trend of freakish body movement, as you can see if you date to watch the YouTube video below this paragraph. I honestly don't know how to describe it. It just all looks so weird and unnatural, almost like the human heads do not belong to the feline bodies they're digitally attached to. It's so weird! See for yourself:


Haters Gonna Hate

These cats are mean! There's a new cat in town for the 2019 edition of the show: Victoria. She really serves no other purpose, other than to get an original song so the movie can shoot for an Oscar (they didn't get it). It dawned on me how unkind the cats are when they took the time to sing to Victoria about how old and ugly Grizabella, the former glamour cat, has become. They make it clear that Grizabella is not accepted by their kind anymore, and, these days, it seems, they just get together to sing songs about her every time she comes around to remind her about how far she has fallen. Really kind of them.

If that wasn't mean enough, there an, of course, an entire self-depricating number about how fat Bustopher Jones is.



From what little I knew about this movie before I sat down to live-tweet it last night, I expected to hate James Corden as Bustopher Jones, but I'll be darned if he didn't end up as my favorite by the end of the night.


Stars Among Us

For as hateful and judgy as these cats are, they sure respect Old Deuteronomy, who... wait, what?! I had no idea that Judi Dench played Old Deuteronomy in this movie. Like, I knew she was in it, but I did not know that they had gender-swapped the role and made him female. So... that came as a shock to me.



Rebel Wilson, James Corden, Judi Dench, Ian McKellan, Idris Elba, Taylor Swift, for crying out loud... How did they get such a great cast for this movie, then let it bomb so badly? It boggles the mind.


Watching all this terrible CGI really made me appreciate how good the cats looked in the 1998 Broadway production. It was just makeup and fur suits, but they looked a lot more believable than this garbage. However, I will say that I think the cat who looked "best" was Ian McKellan's Gus. Maybe it's because he didn't need to get out there and dance. He pretty much just walked around and stood there as he sang (surprisingly well) his sad song, but at least he, unlike any of his other co-stars, can say that his costume wasn't a complete eye-sore.


I... Actually Understand This?

For the first time, perhaps, ever, I actually understood some of the words and lyrics in last night's production. Maybe I was listening more closely, maybe it was being explained more clearly. But I'll give the movie this: I probably understood this portrayal of "Cats" better than any other viewing in my lifetime.

I was confused for a bit about Idris Elba's motivations as Macavity, but it was later clarified for me: Macavity desperately wanted to be the "Jellicle Choice" - the cat chosen at the end of the film by Old Deuteronomy to be taken up to the Heaviside Layer to receive a new life. He wanted that honor so badly that he would cat-nap his competition throughout the film so that he would be the only remaining option. So... I guess that was interesting.


Tweets of the Night







The Magical Mystery

Mister Mistoffelees was, by far, my favorite cat, as a child. I was introduced to his song, thanks to an Andrew Lloyd Webber "Greatest Hits" CD that my parents had in my youth, and I just always thought he was so cool.

The Mistoffelees I saw last night was... pretty lame, quite frankly.



Wardrobe Malfunctions





A Beautiful Moment, Ruined by Technology

The big, show-stopping musical number of "Cats" is Grizabella's "Memory," sung, in this case by Grammy and Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson. She does a pretty good job in the movie, and there is one point where she is really belting it out. But, uh...



Man, that CGI is horrible. Hudson's is, I believe, the biggest example of the jarring animation. It looks like something straight out of my furriest nightmare. It's a shame, honestly.


An Abrupt End

 In another moment widely mocked by moviegoers, the movie ends with some odd song about cats not being dogs or some such. I don't really know. Once Grizabella is sacrificed to the chandelier, I guess you just kind of stop paying attention. In a change from the rest of the movie, Dench's Old Deuteronomy is directed to sing the song to, um, the camera, or the viewers at home? So she's just standing there and singing at the screen while the rest of the cats purr up against her. It's all kind of uncomfortable.



And then the movie was over.

Final Thoughts

To be completely truthful, this movie was not nearly as bad as I was prepared for it to be. I had heard so much trash talk about how much people hated it, so I really was braced for the worst. Of course, in retrospect, I began to wonder how many of the bad reviews and hilarious comments came from people who actually saw the movie at all. It's like how the Playstation 5 got so many customer reviews from people who were either hardcore Sony supporters that gave it a 5-star rating before it was even in their hands or from angry would-be buyers who left 1-star rants about how they were pissed that Walmart sold out within 5 seconds. It would be so easy to hop online and talk about how much "Cats" sucked, just to get likes and retweets. Perhaps the feedback I saw was not completely to be trusted.

The other thought I had was, out of the people who actually did see the movie and really did hate it, how many of those people were familiar with the musical to begin with? If you walked into the theater without any previous knowledge of what you were getting yourself into, I can totally believe that people later left the cineplex wondering what in the infernal blazes they had just witnessed.

The absolute worst offense committed by this movie is the abominable CGI. It's stunning, in the worst way possible. They should have hired the team from the "Sonic" movie to do a patch-up job before "Cats" was released to the public. It's so tough to swallow that nobody - absolutely nobody - had the guts to put their foot down and stop the movie from coming out looking this way.

I mentioned to my co-worker today that "Cats" would be an acceptable movie to have on in the background while you worked. That way, you could hear all the music and only look up for about 65% of what was happening on-screen.

All things considered, I actually don't think I hated it. Am I glad that I didn't pay money specifically for this movie? Heck yes. Do I regret having watched it at all? No, I'm not sure about that. Would I watch it again? I don't know. But, to answer the question that got me into this pickle in the first place, was it as bad as everyone said it was? No. It really wasn't.

TL;DR

I would definitely not recommend this movie to anyone who has never seen "Cats" on a stage. If you've seen it a time or two and are familiar with the music, I think it's fine to watch once in your life. It certainly won't kill you. I have seen movies that were WAY worse than this.

Here's my final review, submitted officially to IMDb:



And then I ascended my son to the Heaviside Layer:


*****

If you made it this far, you are a blessed soul and I thank you for humoring me by reading this blog. Feel free to follow me on Twitter (here and here), leave your thoughts in the comments section below, or chat me up on Facebook if you want to re-evaluate my sanity.

Bum-bum-bum-bum to the Heaviside Layer.

Friday, January 1, 2021

5 Things That Saved Me During Quarantine

It goes without saying that 2020 was a weird, weird year. I, like many others, had a bunch of plans that just didn't work out due to the coronavirus pandemic, like a baseball trip to Chicago and a Santana/Earth, Wind & Fire concert. There were movies I wanted to see, things I wanted to do and a years-long streak of going to the gym that I would have preferred to keep intact. Instead, I found myself quarantined at home, often forbidden by the government from leaving - and when I could leave the house, it wasn't without a very stylish facemask.

However, there were actually a lot of really good things that took place in 2020 that - dare I say it? - wouldn't have happened under normal circumstances. It has warmed my cold, dead heart to see so many friends and acquaintances acknowledging on social media that, although 2020 pretty much sucked, there was also a whole lot to be thankful for. While I feel like I should reserve some of my more personal experiences for a much more private setting, I thought it would be fun to take a second and jot down a few of the fun things that blessed my life while stuck at home in 2020.


1. Video Games

First and foremost, I need to give an enormous shoutout to Animal Crossing, which has truly been a cornerstone in The A-Towns' quarantine experience.

I'll never forget the night of March 11, 2020, when the Utah Jazz vs. Oklahoma City Thunder game was postponed after it was determined that Rudy Gobert tested positive for COVID-19. That was an event that changed the world as we knew it. Professional sports seemed to be the first thing that shut down, but businesses and other public venues were soon to follow. Shortly thereafter, my place of employment sent everybody home and I was stuck inside for the foreseeable future. Thankfully, "Animal Crossing: New Horizons" was released for the Nintendo Switch on March 20, which, I think was, like, my first Friday at home. I hurried over to the nearest Target to pick up the new game and got to work on my island. I was chopping wood and catching fish for days on end, and I loved it. I played the original "Animal Crossing" growing up, so having a new next-gen version of the game was fun. Eventually, my wife, Miranda, took an interest in the game and I set her up with a character in the game.

After that, I didn't see her for three weeks.

Kidding, of course, but she did pick up on the game pretty quickly and, before we knew it, we were tag-teaming the island of Nookton and curating a place for our resident neighbors to enjoy.

By nature, "Animal Crossing" can become a somewhat tedious, chore-driven form of recreation, but with Miranda and me checking into the island and maintaining its upkeep on a nearly daily basis, it gave us something to talk about and something on which we could collaborate and work together. It has also brought us great joy that my sister received "ACNH" for Christmas, and I have had fun hopping online to visit her and give her tips over the past few days. Thanks, "Animal Crossing"!

Editor's note: Two other games we have loved playing together on the Switch were "Stardew Valley" and "FUSER."

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I also had plenty of opportunities to catch up on my Playstation backlog over the past nine months. I'm a man who enjoys great deals, and I'm also a long-time subscriber to the "Playstation Plus" program, which grants free games to users each month, so I've accumulated quite a wealth of video games over the years. The inability to go outdoors for entertainment left me at home with nothing but time on my hands, so I tried my best to make sure I got my money's worth out of all the Playstation games that have been sitting around, gathering dust.

Some of the games I enjoyed the most during quarantine were the "Kingdom Hearts" franchise, the freshly remastered "Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 + 2," "The Outer Worlds," "MLB The Show 20," "Marvel's Avengers" and "Red Dead Redemption 2," which I FINALLY had time to go back and play.

Being the OCD, completionist freak that I am, I also made an effort to fully complete as many games as I could. During the pandemic, I got the ever-elusive platinum trophy (or 100% completion) on the following Playstation games:
  • "LEGO Marvel Super Heroes 2"
  • "Monster Jam: Battlegrounds"
  • "Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth By Sleep: A Fragmentary Passage"
  • "Kingdom Hearts III"
  • "Assassin's Creed Syndicate"
  • "Far Cry 3: Classic Edition"
  • "AdVenture Capitalist"
  • "MLB The Show 20"
  • "WWE 2K20"
  • "Back to the Future: The Game"
  • "Batman: Arkham City"
  • "Fallout 3"
  • "Need For Speed"
  • "Astro's Playroom"
So yeah, video games kept me pretty busy, and I don't regret it at all. It's not like I could have gone outside to do something else instead. Oh, and despite all the crap I said about the PS5 launch (it was a disaster), Walmart and FedEx made me a very happy little nerd by delivering one to me on Christmas Eve, which was a modern day Christmas miracle, so I really can't complain too much.


2. DDP Yoga

Before COVID closed the country down, I had been going to the gym at least once a week for like 10 years. That's not an exaggeration; it's true. I know you probably couldn't tell by looking at me, but I tried my best to stay in shape. However, once gyms closed, I couldn't get out and pump iron anymore, which was a major bummer for me. I tried to cheat the system by jokingly driving to the gym, getting out, doing a couple push-ups and then checking in on the Swarm app, which I use to monitor how often I get out of the house, but Swarm eventually stopped counting "check-in streaks," despite my best efforts, so I stopped going altogether.

During the pandemic months, I have only gone back to the gym one time since they re-opened with safety precautions (allegedly) in place. Beside myself, I only saw one other patron (excluding employees) who was wearing a mask, so I guess I haven't felt totally safe to return until this virus is a bit more under control. Muscleheads are weirdos and generally cannot be trusted, in terms of personal hygiene and sanitation.

Without a gym to go to, I've had to get creative with my exercise. More often than not, this has meant that I turn to my old friend Diamond Dallas Page's "DDP Yoga" program for home fitness. Page, a 60-something WWE Hall of Famer, created his home workout regimen to help people lose weight and recover from sports injuries, but Miranda and I have used it as a suitable replacement for our VASA memberships, which we really should call in and put a freeze on before they continue to charge our monthly fees again.

DDP Yoga has helped us stay relatively "in-shape" while quarantined, and has been a nice activity for us a couple times a week after work. Admittedly, we haven't done it quite as well as we probably should have, but we've supplemented with occasional walks around our condominium parking lot and other miscellaneous exercises. Certainly, I'm no yoga expert, but I can absolutely tell an improvement in my balance and flexibility between the time I started working out with DDPY and now, so I'll count that as a win.

3. Streaming Services, Virtual Fan Experiences and Theater Trips

When Miranda and I first got married, I floated out the idea that, at some point, we should have a "movie month," where we watched one movie every night for an entire month. Sounded like fun at the time.

Now, nine months into a global pandemic, that doesn't sound as fun as I thought a year ago. During quarantine, I have literally kept track of everything that I watched. Granted, I didn't think we'd still be essentially locked down for this long, but I thought it would be interesting to see how much stuff I could watch until they sent me back to the office.

Hang on a second. Let me pull up my list.

It's 223 bullet points long, including movies, seasons of TV shows, documentaries and made-for-TV concerts. Two hundred and twenty three. Holy crap.

I've binge-watched a lot of great stuff, including catching up on some old series that I never finished; rewatching some stuff that Miranda had never seen; watching live shows like "The Masked Singer," "Survivor" and even "The Bachelorette." I've seen a handful of movies and shows edited for content, thanks to VidAngel. I've DVRed classic movies that were new to me, like "Saving Private Ryan," "Gladiator" and "Rebel Without a Cause." Like many of you, I thoroughly enjoyed Season 2 of "The Mandalorian" from the comfort of my living room. I'm a far more cultured, in-the-know person now, after spending so much time on the couch, and I most definitely got some great value out of my streaming subscriptions this year.

*****

I was a "virtual fan" a couple times during 2020! You may have seen me during a Utah Jazz playoff game or (briefly) on WWE programming ("Smackdown!" and "205 Live"). You may not have seen me on "The Masked Singer" because they totally botched their virtual fan experience, but hey, we did get to watch the first performance of "Group C" in Season 4. They were not good - clearly the worst of the three groups this season, but I guess it was kind of interesting, nevertheless.

*****

One aspect of entertainment that we can thank COVID-19 for is straight-to-streaming movie releases - something that seemed unfathomable a year ago. During the pandemic, my family and I have been treated to "Bill & Ted Face the Music," "Soul" and "Wonder Woman 1984," and we even forked over $30 to watch the decent-but-mostly-unnecessary "Mulan" remake on Disney+ one time.

One thing I really had fun with during the pandemic was being able to venture out a couple times to a real-life movie theater (it's a big building we used to go to when we wanted to eat popcorn and watch movies with our friends, back before the plague). When things gradually started to open back up, we found a theater about 30 minutes south of where we live that was showing old movies for super-cheap. They were even showing my all-time favorite movies, the "Back to the Future" trilogy, and Miranda mentioned that we should check it out since I'd never seen those movies on the big screen. Over the course of a few weeks, we saw all three movies, socially distanced from the half-dozen other people in the theater, for less than $10, total. It was amazing and definitely a highlight of 2020 for me.

On three other occasions, my family rented out a theater to watch a movie together. That's right - just me, my parents and my siblings' families, all alone to watch "How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World," "Ghostbusters" and "Hocus Pocus." The theaters took all the necessary precautions and treated us like VIPs the entire time. I can't thank the Megaplex and Cinemark theaters that gave us that thrice-in-a-lifetime experience. Again, that was something that we probably never would have done without the pandemic paving the way.

4. #GiveThanks

Arguably, my favorite week this year other than Christmas was the week leading up to Thanksgiving. When President Russell M. Nelson of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints issued a challenge for members of the church - and those of any other religion or background - to spread gratitude on their social media accounts, my Facebook and Instagram feeds were overcome with fun posts from those I follow. I got to see what made my friends and family happy, which provided a welcome break from the doom and gloom of election season, and helped me catch up with people I hadn't heard from in years. It also gave me a chance to reflect on the things that I was thankful for, from my family to my education and the many opportunities I've been given to work in journalism and with comic conventions. It was always fun to wake up each day and think about what I would be posting before the sun went down, and it made it so I actually looked forward to getting on my phone and mindlessly scrolling through what everyone else was talking about. For those of you who participated in the #GiveThanks challenge, thank you for making my life better during 2020.

5. Parenthood/Working From Home

Finally, I am thankful for parenthood - and no, I'm not talking about the TV show "Parenthood," although we did watch Season 1 a few weeks ago.

The year 2020 will always be one of my favorite years, if for no other reason than that it gave me and Miranda our first child, Stockton. Every day, I am still in awe that we have a little roommate - and that Miranda actually let me name him after my favorite basketball player. Stockton is such a perfect little boy. He is the best little buddy we ever could have asked for, and he has brought us such great happiness and joy. He is cuter and way funnier than we ever could have imagined, and we just love kissing his little cheeks. He is our snuggle bug, our movie and TV pal, and he loves staying up late with Daddy to play video games or read books. Speaking of reading books, we have spent quite a bit of time reading to Stockton lately, whether it has been a book by our old family friend John Cena or a story out of Stockton's brand new Marvel storybook. He is generally a very happy dude, and more than anything, he loves being held - by anyone!

Parenthood has been a wild ride for us so far. We're trying our best to learn what to do to take care of our baby, and I think we're actually doing ok! It has definitely taught me to put the child's needs first, above my own, which means:
  • I quite often can no longer play online video games that cannot be paused
  • Several times a week, I'm not going to bed until at least 1 AM
  • Stockton likes being held by someone who is standing up, to the dismay of my lower back and legs

*****

When Walmart first told us that we were going to have to work from home because of the virus, I honestly thought we'd be out of the office for maybe two weeks, then we'd be right back. Obviously, that didn't happen, and COVID-19 has turned into a much bigger deal than I thought it was. Working from home has been an interesting deal. The work I do can totally be done virtually, so that hasn't been bad, but I do miss the ability to walk up to somebody's face if they haven't responded to my Slack message for 45 minutes and make them give me an answer on the spot. I also miss the free snacks they gave us in the office. Other than that, being away from the office really hasn't been miserable.

Working from home has saved me, undoubtedly, hundreds of dollars on gas. Instead of filling up bi-weekly, now I refuel about once a month. There have been a couple weeks where I haven't even gone outside in days. That kind of sucks, but at least it's an inexpensive lifestyle.

Setting up shop on the couch or in my home office has given me the ability to turn on the TV (mostly as background noise) while I work, without interruption. It's a nice way to multi-task while still hitting my numbers and getting stuff done for my bosses.

The best thing of all is that I've been able to spend so much time with Miranda since March, and with Stockton since October. I got six weeks of paternity leave when he was first born, and they're allowing me six more to use any time within the first year of the child's life. I'll take those in a couple weeks, once Miranda has to go back to work. Right now, they're saying we will continue to work remotely until at least July 5, 2021. Of course, they'll play things by ear and adjust that date, if necessary, but it most likely means that I'll get to play Mr. Mom to Stockton for a few more months (simultaneously saving a ton of money that we would have had to spend on child care in a non-COVID world). My wallet thanks my employer, and Mr. Sam Walton, the veritable founder of the feast. We are incredibly thankful and count ourselves blessed that Miranda and I both were able to continue working throughout all the craziness 2020 threw our way.


No, 2020 was not even close to the year we all wanted. The holidays all fell on weekends, "twenty-twenty" was a nice round number, there were plenty of vision puns to be made, but COVID-19 wrecked us all and forced us into uncomfortable situations where we all had to make adjustments. No, things didn't magically revert back to normal at the stroke of midnight, early this morning. Sometimes, you just can't always get what you want.

But taking a page out of President Nelson's book and looking for the positive memories that were made along the way really goes to show that 2020 will go down as one of the most memorable stretches of our entire lives.

Here's hoping that we can do a bit more traveling, a lot more socializing and maybe even attend a couple sporting events and concerts in 2021.

Happy new year from everybody here at Signs of the Times!

Monday, December 28, 2020

A-Town Playlist: 2020 Recap and Songs for Stockton

It goes without saying that 2020 was a weird year. Just... weird. I've been working from home since March. I honestly thought, at the time, that they'd send us home for a couple weeks until this "coronavirus" thing blew over, then we'd be right back in the office. That, clearly, didn't happen. And they're not planning on sending us back to the office until (at least) July 5, 2021. Wild.

Because I've been working from home, I've watched a lot more TV and movies, and I've listened to a lot less Spotify. Nevertheless, as has become somewhat of an annual tradition here at Signs of the Times, I wanted to put together a quick blog to talk about my listening habits from the past year.

This year, I am not totally confident that Spotify got it right, based on their "2020 Wrapped" snapshot that they compiled for me. Don't get me wrong - I love Tom Petty, but there is no way that his "American Girl" was my Number 3 song of the year. And, unsurprisingly, Weezer was my top artist of 2020, but I am not sure that "Island in the Sun" was one of my top songs, either. In the past, I've put together a playlist of 50 songs, based on Spotify's year-in-review, along with some personal favorites that didn't make the cut, but this year I think I'll just give you what Spotify said were my Top 10, link you to a personally curated playlist that has nothing to do with my favorite music, necessarily, and shout out a few other favorites that seemed to be playing quite a bit over the past 12 months.

Let's sort through the data and get this figured out, shall we?


Spotify Wrapped - Top 10

Allegedly, here are the Top 10 songs I listened to in 2020... according to Spotify:

  1. Salvation - The Strumbellas
  2. Free Fallin' - Tom Petty
  3. American Girl - Tom Petty
  4. Island in the Sun - Weezer
  5. Hanging By a Moment - Lifehouse
  6. Run-Around - Blues Traveller
  7. The Age of Worry - John Mayer
  8. Slide - The Goo Goo Dolls
  9. Listen to the Music - The Doobie Brothers
  10. Stuck in a Moment You Can't Get Out Of - U2

Analysis: Some of this is accurate. "Salvation" surely has a valid claim to be my top song of 2020, so I won't debate that at all. "Free Fallin'" has got to be right up there, as well, for some reasons that I'll explain later. "American Girl" is a great song, but there is no way on Earth that I listened to that song third-most this year. Not a chance. "Island in the Sun" is certainly a song that I heard a few times this year, but I don't know if it deserved to be on this list. The Doobie Brothers landing the Nine spot is a bit of a surprise, but I'm ok with all of the other songs on the list.

Spotify Wrapped - Top Genres and Artists

As far as genres are concerned, I think Spotify actually got it right, as shown below. I typically listen to a lot of alternative rock and throwbacks from the '70s, '80s and '90s. I don't know how they exactly categorize "Rock" or anything, so it would be interesting to see a bit deeper of a breakdown to see how much "Classic Rock" I listened to, etc., but this summary feels accurate. You can also see that a couple weeks listening to the "Hamilton" soundtrack made an impact on my 2020.


My Top 5 artists of the year are all bands that I have seen in concert, so this is not surprising at all. I remember on several occasions going out of my way to listen to Weezer and Muse albums, specifically, so having them in as my two top artists seems fitting.


I was unsure who my top artist of 2020 would be, but it came as no shock when it was revealed to be Weezer, who I've felt for many years now has become my favorite band of all time. It is an honor that I will take to the grave that Spotify has appointed me as among the top 0.5% of their listeners in 2020.



Surprising Songs That Didn't Make the Spotify List

Spotify gives users a 100-song playlist of the songs they played most throughout the year. I was very surprised to see that several songs - most notably, "My Shot" from the Hamilton soundtrack didn't make that list because I know I listened to Lin-Manuel Miranda's nasaly little voice sing that song at least like 15 times. Here are a handful of songs that I had on repeat, whether on my computer at home or on the radio on the road:


Songs for Stockton

This is where the real fun starts. My wife and I had our first child back in October. It was truly one of the one good things to happen in 2020. As the due date grew closer, I began to feel a bit bad that I wasn't reading stories to the baby every night like Pinterest would make you believe a good father should. I came up with another idea - something easy to do each evening to help me bond with the soon-to-be-born child. I decided that each night I would play a song for the baby. One song a night with no duplicate artists. This ended up being something I looked forward to every day and was probably one of my favorite parts of the pregnancy process.

The result was a 75-song, five-hour playlist of some of my favorite songs from many of my favorite artists. I would throw the playlist on in the car when I was driving down to his pre-birth check-up appointments and many other times, when I wanted to think about my impending fatherhood. I really loved it, and I listened to it many, many times over the course of the second half of this year.

Of course, doing so skewed my Spotify stats, which is why random songs like "Stuck in a Moment You Can't Get Out Of" by U2 landed a spot in my Top 10. "Free Fallin'" by Tom Petty was the first song in the playlist, which is why it's no surprise that it was my second most-listened-to track of the year. Because I listened to the playlist so often, I have some doubt as to whether my Spotify Wrapped playlist is an accurate depiction of my taste in music, and using the list provided by Spotify as my year-end playlist feels a little weird.

So... I figured I could just provide the entire "Songs for Stockton" playlist in this blog so you can check out the choices I made when deciding which music I wanted my baby to hear right off the bat. Behold:



(If the embedded playlist doesn't load, click here.)

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Well, there you have it. Like I said, it was a weird year, for sure, and the Spotify stats seem a bit skewed, but music is great and we can still enjoy it, all the same. Remember, if you haven't accessed your Spotify Wrapped stats, it's not too late! Be sure to click here and see what Spotify thinks you liked this year.

Whether or not that report is entirely accurate is anyone's guess.

Happy new year.